Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
Since it's the last month of the year, why not start it with a smile?
I know this article is hardly informative, it's not even educational. But hey give it a go, all fun - start your December with some jokes and a SMILE (yeah a big one)
*Most of there jokes have sexual references, click away if you don't want to read any such*
Here's my collection of jokes enjoy!!
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Men's Pearls of Wisdom
1. When I was born, I was given a choice: A big d**k or a good memory. I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature's was of saying 'No hard feelings...'
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'Don't' & 'Stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
A: The same as French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing....
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A: Life sucks, Job sucks, and the wife doesn't
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many people still sleep with their wives!!
18. Breasts are proof that men can focus on two things at a time.
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𒈔Holy Prayer before Sex𒈔
As I lay you down to mate,
I hope I don't prematurely ejaculate,
But if I should cum before you do,
I pray my tongue will see you through....!!!
HYMEN!
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Naughty but true facts
We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
Having a cold drink on a hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS...!!
Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore! A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband...!!
Arguing over a girl's breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available....!!
Why are breasts located in the upper half of the woman body?
Because, milk should be kept away from the p**sy
Viagra: All medicines have side effects, only viagra has frontal effect
Burning Love:
What is the definition of "burning love?"
It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake
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The teacher asks a pretty girl: "Name three plays by Shakespeare."
She answers: "4 inches, 8 inches and 12 inches"
Teacher: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Girl: "Much Ado About Nothing, As You Like It, and A Midsummer Night's Dream"
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Hugh Hefner's last words:
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"God....I'm really coming this time"
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What is sex?
As per Male Dicktionary sex is:
Duty - If done with your wife
Art - If done with your lover
Education - If done with a virgin
Tuition - If done with an Elder woman
Job - If done with your boss
Science - If done with a fertile lady
Business Transactions - If done with a prostitute
Social Work - If done with a neighbour
Charity - If done with a widow
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Sacrifice - If done with your own hand
Any all rounders here on G@G?😉
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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
"Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of a tree."
Horrified, Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong,but I'll show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to grasp for air and screamed, "What'd you do that for?"
Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrels"
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Ending it with some knowledge:
African PROVERBS
1. The anger of a penis doesn’t destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. There’s no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with it’s mother’s breasts but not with the father’s testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal)
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Thank you for reading this!! I hope you all enjoyed it.
And apologies if anyone finds it offensive. I didn't mean to hurt anyone's sentiments or beliefs. It's all for fun.
Enjoy 😊
Most Helpful Guy