This was not planned but after seeing all this...i like the way it turned out. a little sarcasm...a little siding...you can't even tell whose side im on..thats cuz i don't TAKE sides. Both sides are right and both are wrong.
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--These are MY thoughts, MY opinions, My process, and MY ideas and if you want to say something against it..Go fuck yourself.
--Some stuff may be over-exaggerated or under played for comedic effect, if you take offense to that, then you can…go fuck yourself
--if you intend to judge me, call me angry, bitter, ignorant, weird, an asshole, a jerk etc, I frankly don’t give a shit…Go fuck yourself
--If you have no sense of humor or are so tight minded with a stick up so far up your ass it makes your ears itch…you might not want to go past the Horizontal Line.
--There is no schedule attached to this, there could be 3 rant-isodes in one week, or none in 3 months…it will come out when im irked.
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--There will be tons of profanity, if you don’t like it, you can go fuck yourself
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--Im going to generalize…A LOT…if you take it personally…hahaha..you can go fuck yourself!!!
--The whole rant is free styled, meaning no list of topics, no prep, nothing, just the way I speak, actually its dumbed down because of the Eye in the Sky (GaG) .
--There will be a lot of use of the words “Go fuck yourself” and if that doesn’t sit right with you, you can go fu…ugh..do I really have to say it?
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This one is going to be quite the episode…I hope y’all geared up. Im looking to piss a Fuck Ton of people on this one.
I have been searching around for shit that pisses me off. And I saw some good ones, but the last one had me…I HAD to go in.
OOOHH JEEZUSSSSS
Im already laughing as is. And for anyone that is going to have some stupid shit to say…read the fucking disclaimer. Meditate on that shit. Then on the second try…don’t cross the horizontal line lol.
Now listen up class.
I think I've had just my fucking fill of this stupid topic. Women always telling men to stop bitching and moaning and blaming them for everything. And you know what?? I FUCKING agree. Im tired of the shit too. I mean, just because we spend lord knows how fucking long admiring some chick, spend a fuck ton of time trying to figure out how to get her attention without coming off as a “creep”, then in the case that she even notices us, then we have to summon up even more courage to ask her out. Then we have to spend a fuck ton of time trying to come up with some “plan” for the date, and now it can't be just dinner and a movie…now women have come up with a new one, the date has to be “unique”. So yea, you do all that, and all the cunt has to do is fucking show up. Then later on, if you are me, after all that fucking time, money and other shit used up, you say something, she takes fucking offense and bam…no second date. No contact. No chance. Yea of course she’s not to blame…
She's also not to blame when she fucking goads you into a marriage that you aren’t ready for…telling you to "man up"…then like the retards that you males are, you buck up, spit up, get a rock, a dress and walk the moron down the aisle…instead of thinking for yourself to see if you are ready. Then 2 years later, she realizes she made a mistake and instead of saying “shit, I fucked up, I rushed into this”, she fucking blames you and talks about how YOU have changed and serves you papers, takes half your stuff, and puts you on Alimony.
Or the dreaded baby situation, where she purposely gets pregnant, so that will Force him to become mature, hahahaha i love those stories.
I Totally agree fellas…you can NOT blame women for every fucking thing that goes wrong, according to some article and a few comments I've seen…You don’t get it fellas..Women are ALWAYS fucking right. I mean, you can’t overstep. They are these overlords that have never made a mistake in their life nor do they make any bad decision, nor take the fucking blame for anything. Never wrong. I mean, its fucking amazing. THEY are fucking amazing. And that is why as guys, you have to walk on fucking eggshells when around them, and when you talk to them, recognize you are talking to goddesses here. And as a guy!!! who gave you the right? WHO gives you the right to blame them for any fucking thing? I mean they fart roses…right? Lol
Yea, fellas, stop blaming women.
Lol, im pretty sure some people are starting to get my fucking message, but on a more serious note…ANYone that has seen my Takes or comments knows I fucking rag on them a lot lol. I've been called all sorts of names to the point I don’t give a shit anymore. I've just used sarcasm to explain only a little bit about women’s lack of blame. Now let me say a little something on my fucking side. So that stupid article about men should stop blaming women, which rags on men, so why doesn’t anyone say anything about that shit? Anyone here ever noticed? When a guy sticks up for himself and speaks his mind, he is ragged on and put down by the cunt, her sister, her mother, her friend, her friend’s mother etc. And no one says a Fucking Thing. Its fine when women want to dump on a guy, but a guy even HINTS at a woman being in the wrong, and its fucking Armageddon.
I was half serious when I said yes…Fellas you need to stop blaming women, because as much as I fucking rag on them, the REAL problem ain't them…its you pussy-whipped, vagina dipped cunts (generalizing, i know tons of guys who aint). You let the thought of azz and tits blind you from seeing that you ARE the fucking problem. Ever noticed how when a woman wants to do shit…she just fucking does it…? Referring back to that example I made about how 2 years later, she serves him papers and demands alimony…on something that SHE fucking instigated. Now if you moronic cunts lol (men) had just told her to shut the fuck up and you aren’t ready, now she wouldn’t be taking your stupid ass for half. Cuz she woulda probably left you for an easier schmuck. but you'd still have your shit lol
I found out a decent time ago that I don’t give a flying FUCK about female feelings…because if the story was fucking reversed, you think she’d give a shit about yours fellas? Ok, that came off a little hot. i don't give that much of a fuck...mine come first.
All you have to do is upset her one time, and its fucking over. And when a guy like me comes out like this, I get called names, and it should be just fine, then I call her a stupid bitch and whoooaaaa…Armageddon. You think I didn’t use to walk on eggshells too? You think I wasn’t the stereotypical “nice” guy that they claim to want, but leave to chase the Jock that 39 other girls want and wonder why he cheated. Women can’t Fucking make up their minds fellas. And that’s why I Blame YOU. YOU are the idiot that lets em attack your ego, you are the cunt that lets em run your relationship, you are the one that lets her tell you what makes you happy, you are the one that lets her dictate your life, this fucking list goes on. Why? Why? Because of a fucking vagina? Azz N Tits? Then she fucks up, sinking the “relationSHIP”…takes the last life vest and the life boat…and points the finger at you going “its YOUR ship, go down with it”…and she fucking moves on.
You think I wasn’t that nice guy? Now what do women say to me? “sorry that some girl hurt you”…ive only been hurt once…when Karma fucking got me for all the people I cheated on. Then the one person I promised not to cheat on, ghosted lol, funny as shit to me.
Wasting your time trying to be prince fucking charming. You walk on eggshells to please em and not get them upset, then they turn around and are fucking upset anyway…so why fucking bother. There is no woman in my life that would even bother getting upset with me. Its not fucking worth it. Because I've established…ima do me REGARDLESS. You wanna fucking mouth off..call me names…mush my ego...whatever…im fucking titanium…it don’t fucking work.
Then when they see that its having no effect…they tell me im gonna die alone, like that should scare me. I don’t give a fuck. Bring it! I don’t need some cunt to validate me. I may die alone but im gonna live a few years more than my peers lol…because I don’t have some nagging cunt fucking nagging me for 30+ years. On average, men die before their female counterparts, and even though people are trying to attribute it to nature…no…NO!!..we’ve fucking had it and we fucking want out!! Just if it makes the nagging stop...Lol.
Hate that shit when women point the finger at men…wait…I don’t know what I hate worse, the fact that women don’t take blame for shit and blame the man for everything, or the fact that the men just shut up and take it. I mean, as a guy, I can see why. Its easier to just fucking take it…apologize for shit you didn’t do, just so she’d shut the fuck up and meander down the hallway with her horns poking and spiked tail swinging, while she mumbles to herself (lol).
The fucking inexperienced guys are too fucking busy worshipping the females and the experienced ones are too blinded by the fucking vagina. Pandering to them. Letting them get away with shit. And I gotta hand it to women, they take fucking advantage of the shit. Didn’t I just have to cuss em out recently about how they went from “you don’t hit a lady” to “you never hit a woman” …Love the way they just change shit up, not fucking big changes all at once…just a little by little by little, while the fucking guy is drooling over her tits and not noticing a fucking thing. No wonder you women wear shit and have it all hanging out, then pretend you don't know what you are doing. Don't get me wrong, It’s a good ploy. Sadly…doesn’t work on everyone.
Fucking Males. And what about those SJW’s who always assume the woman is right in every way, so when trying to make a good point, they side with the female anyway…why? So she can coo to you, rub your head, stroke your ego, while she fucking hands you a Scooby snack? And you wag your tail in delight cuz she acknowledged you.
Forgetting the fact that women are Quick to play victim. She says she’s your girl/woman/wife, but then fucking tosses you on the couch (and you morons obey, the shit cracks me up), and cuts off sex for weeks…all because what? she's “upset” and “doesn’t want to see your face”…and you pander around in hopes to get that "cookie" lol.
FUCK THAT. You don’t want to see my face, how about YOU go on the fucking couch…or turn around lol. And you don’t want to have sex with me but are holding on to a label of being mine…that’s fine, dont…ima go see what Cindy down the block is doing, its that fucking simple. I don’t give a fuck. You don’t get to fucking cheat, then tell ME im cheating. Don’t use emotions as a fucking excuse.
The moment you said no, you signed over rights. That means whatever happens next is up to me lol…
Do I sound like a total stereotypical douche right now? Hahahahah. don't give a fuck, go fuck yourself. Who decides if i am? you? bring that fucker out.
I mean, I cut through the bullshit. I don’t take any of it. The same woman that is going to tell you she wants a man one second, will be the same one to tell you to get a sensitive side. Women have 26,404 needs and it grows every fucking second and I find it shameful to find guys just SCRAMBLING to fulfill it all. Meanwhile we only have 3 and they can't even fulfill that or refuse to.
What is so hard?:
-Feed us (more and more women can't cook. I've dated a lot of people, I've only had one cook for me)
-Fuck us (but she won't, because she’s “upset”)
-Shut the fuck up (wont do that either because she has to fucking nag)
Oh and what kinda rant would this be if I didn’t bring in Virgins…OOOHHHH JEEEEZUS, here he goes. Hey hey hey…wait, im mixing it up here.
Nothing wrong with being a virgin…I was a virgin…you were a virgin, he was a virgin, she was a virgin. But I think its down right dirty to hold on to something natural that you were given FREE, in exchange for something man made, and their fucking lives. Yes, YES! Im talking to you “for marriage” cunts. I think I wept the day I met my first “for marriage” virgin Male. I mean, not the first time I've met virgin males…but didn’t know there were for marriage ones.
Anyway…back on track, fellas, the LADIES!!! are fucking right….because if you morons didn’t put such high value on virginity, to stroke your fucking ego, (oh im the only one she’s been with) so she can't be able to tell that, not only do you have a 5 incher, you can't even rock it right. So now they hold virginity hostage, and don’t work on anything else about themselves, because some Male cunt, is going to be happy to take that fucking bet, screw the rest right?.
I don’t know…I can't do it. I have to trade a physicality for a fucking uncertainty? I've had sex with a girl who did NOT participate…just laid there. Imagine if that’s the virgin I marry, and I don’t believe in divorce…now im stuck with that corpse for the rest of my life? Or doomed to have to cheat in order to have satisfactory sex? Fuck that.
If you have that dumbass mentality fellas, then go online, and shell out thousands of dollars to some random, for a car when you’ve only seen a pic, and a sentence that says “runs fine”.
Hell, I’LL send you the pic and you can send me the money lol…since you are perfectly fine buying into uncertainty.
Wait…what was that? Did you just say you won't do it because you aren’t stupid? You'd rather test drive it right? Maybe have a third party approve? Do your research? Know what you are getting into…right?
But you sit over there and claim you want a virgin. If two virgins get together, that’s fine…it can be like blind mice (lol omg)…they will figure it out together. But don’t fuck everything in a skirt then want a virgin because you got bad reviews, so now you want a “blank slate” lol…then one day she gets drunk at the office party and porks Joe in the janitors closet and finds out there is better out there and leaves your ass, and takes half.
No one to blame by yourself dude…cuz women are never EVER at fault.
Ok OKAY…im done. Gotta leave some for Rant-isode 4 right? Lol
Thanks for Reading. :)
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