10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Ridiculous sex toy discovery is kind of my thing, so let's get into the mess...

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Scooby Doodle

I'm all for a good dildo but they did not have to do Scooby like that.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Vajankle From Hell

Maybe it's because I don't have a dick or a foot fetish but this just seems nightmarish. Guys, would you put yourself in this lovely contraption?

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Tit Baby Sex Monster

As accurately named by a close friend of mine. This would be a lot less off-putting if it didn't look like the mouth of a baby doll.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Anal Ring Toss

That's one way to liven up game night.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker

This gives a new meaning to hot dog lover. I also love how it's advertised as discreet.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear

Let's not ruin oral with this disaster.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Pig Butt Plug

In case you were having trouble finding a way to tell your little piggy "I love you".

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Dog Sex Toys

You think this is a joke? Even Toto needs a midnight companion.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Noodle Masturbator

The budget friendly sex toy to match your diet.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Vibrating Rubber Duck

No one needs a kinked out rubber duck. Send help!

I traumatized myself in the process of making this MyTake. Do you have any ridiculous toys to add?


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  • You've outdone yourself on that one Ms GQ.
    That is great!

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    • Thank you very much. I'm always coming across the funniest things and this seemed like the perfect place to share. πŸ˜‚

    • Yes, and thank you for doing so, I did get a good laugh at some of those!

    • Thank you for the MHO Ms GQ! :)

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What Guys Said 27

  • I don't know whether to LMAO or just smh thinking "No!"

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  • BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I don't know ANYONE that fantasizes about fucking a cup'o'noodles.

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  • Some of them I not even understand what they do. For example what is Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear?

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    • Its description is... Go down and stay down with the silicone SnorkelO, a compact mini vibe with a Breathe Easy Air Flow System for uninterrupted oral sex. Makes it easy to maintain your cunning linguist status without skipping a beat and keep her satisfied for as long as she needs. Simply place the SnorkelO under the nose with the Easy Breathe Air Flow tubes positioned in each nostril, wrap the strap around your head and cinch together to adjust the fit. Switch on the mini motor and enhance her sensation with powerful vibration that will help her reach orgasm faster and easier.

    • Thanks but still strange!

    • It most definitely is.

  • Great job. I'm never gonna look at a cup noodle the same way again.

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    • You're not supposed to look at it, silly. You supposed to stick your di... Never mind. Thank you! :)

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    • I took a trip to the dark side of the internet and found all kinds of nightmares.

    • You have my respect πŸ˜‚

  • I can't believe some of those things. A spiril butt plug. That doesn't hurt? But now the anal butt toss might be a great party pleaser.

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  • XD, as if a vaginal opening out of a giant hotdog is "discrete"

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  • Toooo funny. Can't say I have anything that fun in my box-Oh-toys.

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  • I cannot believe I read those toys, ghostqueen. Snorkel, ouch!

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  • The ones I haven't seen were the vagankle, scooby dick and the cup of nude.

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  • when l can't get a girl l use a melon to have sex with its like a wet pussy

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    • a hot moist melon or a hot girls pussy any time of the day or night l need a hot girl

  • They can never be unseen O_O

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  • What the Heck?

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    • Vagankle from Hell; That feet-ish has gone too far, and I'm putting my FOOT down!!

    • It really has. πŸ˜‚

  • I think I'm gonna be sick 🀧

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  • many would say my sex doll is ridiculous

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  • I'm done with this world

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  • great my take, some really ridiculous shit..

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  • the dog one lol

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  • The snorkel isn't ridiculous, it's life saving πŸ˜‚

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  • Lmao my boyfriend needs the snorkel thing cause we tried oral for the first time and i almost drowned him in my juices haha

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  • Thank you for entertaining me and making me laugh on a drizzly Monday morning! There are some strange little gadgets and gizmos out there!

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  • LOOOOL

    Thanks for making me laugh!!! Keep posting Takes like this one.

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  • The dog sex toy and hotdog looks kinda cute. The dog sex toy is an interesting design, it has a 60s look to it. It might make an interesting doorstop, or bookshelf holder. πŸ€”

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  • The noodle and Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker i think make some sense, i mean you can hide them (one as a toy, and one you need to hope no one will get too hungry at your house XD)

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  • Interesting..
    But i didn't quite understand the use of rubber duck...πŸ€”πŸ˜•

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  • Wtf, I feel like such an idiot, I didn't understand what like three of those things are for. XD

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    • The same on my side! Very strange stuff

  • LMAO some of them interest me tbh.

    Definitely forcing the muff diver on a guy.

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  • Do those really exists? OH my god gross and ewww!!

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  • i don't get the diving gear thingy 0.0

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    • It vibrates and allows the person wearing it to breathe through the tubes.

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    • It's called the Vibrating Muff Dive Gear for a reason. πŸ˜‚

    • ohhhhhh so they dont smell? lmao i got it.

  • They look so gross lol.

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  • Oh
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  • Fun...

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  • I have not seen those before.

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  • A lot of weird shit out there πŸ˜‚

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  • The hotdog one tho lmao

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  • My eyes...

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  • I don't even have words.

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  • these are really weird

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