10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Ridiculous sex toy discovery is kind of my thing, so let's get into the mess...

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Scooby Doodle

I'm all for a good dildo but they did not have to do Scooby like that.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Vajankle From Hell

Maybe it's because I don't have a dick or a foot fetish but this just seems nightmarish. Guys, would you put yourself in this lovely contraption?

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Tit Baby Sex Monster

As accurately named by a close friend of mine. This would be a lot less off-putting if it didn't look like the mouth of a baby doll.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Anal Ring Toss

That's one way to liven up game night.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker

This gives a new meaning to hot dog lover. I also love how it's advertised as discreet.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear

Let's not ruin oral with this disaster.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Pig Butt Plug

In case you were having trouble finding a way to tell your little piggy "I love you".

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Dog Sex Toys

You think this is a joke? Even Toto needs a midnight companion.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Noodle Masturbator

The budget friendly sex toy to match your diet.

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Vibrating Rubber Duck

No one needs a kinked out rubber duck. Send help!

I traumatized myself in the process of making this MyTake. Do you have any ridiculous toys to add?


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  • You've outdone yourself on that one Ms GQ.
    That is great!

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    • Thank you very much. I'm always coming across the funniest things and this seemed like the perfect place to share. 😂

    • Yes, and thank you for doing so, I did get a good laugh at some of those!

    • Thank you for the MHO Ms GQ! :)

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  • Lmao my boyfriend needs the snorkel thing cause we tried oral for the first time and i almost drowned him in my juices haha

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  • Thank you for entertaining me and making me laugh on a drizzly Monday morning! There are some strange little gadgets and gizmos out there!

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  • LOOOOL

    Thanks for making me laugh!!! Keep posting Takes like this one.

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  • The dog sex toy and hotdog looks kinda cute. The dog sex toy is an interesting design, it has a 60s look to it. It might make an interesting doorstop, or bookshelf holder. 🤔

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  • The noodle and Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker i think make some sense, i mean you can hide them (one as a toy, and one you need to hope no one will get too hungry at your house XD)

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  • Interesting..
    But i didn't quite understand the use of rubber duck...🤔😕

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  • Wtf, I feel like such an idiot, I didn't understand what like three of those things are for. XD

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  • LMAO some of them interest me tbh.

    Definitely forcing the muff diver on a guy.

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  • i don't get the diving gear thingy 0.0

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