10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

ghostqueen Influencer

Ridiculous sex toy discovery is kind of my thing, so let's get into the mess...

10 Ridiculous Sex Toys You've Probably Never Seen

Scooby Doodle

I'm all for a good dildo but they did not have to do Scooby like that.

Vajankle From Hell

Maybe it's because I don't have a dick or a foot fetish but this just seems nightmarish. Guys, would you put yourself in this lovely contraption?

Tit Baby Sex Monster

As accurately named by a close friend of mine. This would be a lot less off-putting if it didn't look like the mouth of a baby doll.

Anal Ring Toss

That's one way to liven up game night.

Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker

This gives a new meaning to hot dog lover. I also love how it's advertised as discreet.

Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear

Let's not ruin oral with this disaster.

Pig Butt Plug

In case you were having trouble finding a way to tell your little piggy "I love you".

Dog Sex Toys

You think this is a joke? Even Toto needs a midnight companion.

Noodle Masturbator

The budget friendly sex toy to match your diet.

Vibrating Rubber Duck

No one needs a kinked out rubber duck. Send help!

I traumatized myself in the process of making this MyTake. Do you have any ridiculous toys to add?

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Most Helpful Guy

Coconut_Man Explorer
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What did I just read... make it go away

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- ghostqueen
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  Shed your tears and take your shower lol we'll get through this someday.
- Coconut_Man
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  Thank you 👍

Most Helpful Girl

laurieluvsit Master
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You've outdone yourself on that one Ms GQ.
That is great!
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- ghostqueen
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  Thank you very much. I'm always coming across the funniest things and this seemed like the perfect place to share. 😂
- laurieluvsit
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  Yes, and thank you for doing so, I did get a good laugh at some of those!
- laurieluvsit
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  Thank you for the MHO Ms GQ! :)

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MrOracle Influencer
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https://i.imgur.com/wnCOa23.jpg
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Lavinnykins Xper 6
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Thank you for entertaining me and making me laugh on a drizzly Monday morning! There are some strange little gadgets and gizmos out there!
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- ghostqueen
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  So glad I could help. :)
DizzyDesii Editor
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Lmao my boyfriend needs the snorkel thing cause we tried oral for the first time and i almost drowned him in my juices haha
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- ghostqueen
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  Oh god. 😂
just_tired Editor
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They can never be unseen O_O
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- ghostqueen
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  Mwahahaha, nightmares for all!!!
Red-Blaze Yoda
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The noodle and Foot Long Hot Dog Stroker i think make some sense, i mean you can hide them (one as a toy, and one you need to hope no one will get too hungry at your house XD)
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menina Master
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LOOOOL

Thanks for making me laugh!!! Keep posting Takes like this one.
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- ghostqueen
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  You're welcome. I definitely will. 😊
- menina
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  Great! :)
MrMysteryMan Guru
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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I don't know ANYONE that fantasizes about fucking a cup'o'noodles.
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- MrMysteryMan
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  You ever here about these:
  
  https://bad-dragon.com/
  
  Oh and if you don't want to check out the website, here are a few pics:
  i0.wp.com/.../bad-dragon.jpg?fit=1000%2C673&ssl=1
  
  https://i.imgur.com/Q51gcre.jpg
  
  https://i.imgur.com/ry23uyl.png
- ghostqueen
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  I have. That's the one time I'd want something "small".
- MrMysteryMan
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  LOL you are a fun girl.
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- JesseEllyson
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  I like that medium size in the first line up. Nice.
Poppykate Guru
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The dog sex toy and hotdog looks kinda cute. The dog sex toy is an interesting design, it has a 60s look to it. It might make an interesting doorstop, or bookshelf holder. 🤔
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SomeStrangeGirl Xper 5
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Wtf, I feel like such an idiot, I didn't understand what like three of those things are for. XD
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- ps747
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  The same on my side! Very strange stuff
sovetskii13 Master
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I think I'm gonna be sick 🤧
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PrincessPie Editor
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They look so gross lol.
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- Toad-1
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  just for youuu! :P
- PrincessPie
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  @Toad-1 Haha thanks but going to have to pass :P
AndyOh Yoda
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Toooo funny. Can't say I have anything that fun in my box-Oh-toys.
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xXiTacoXx Guru
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Wtf m'guy.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QzHH8L4ijN4/hqdefault.jpg
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888_sarcastic Xper 6
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Oh
My
Gosh

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wankiam Master
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many would say my sex doll is ridiculous
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TadCurious Master
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I don't know whether to LMAO or just smh thinking "No!"
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- ghostqueen
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  I think both is accurate for this situation.
ScarletAngelic Xper 6
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Fun...
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Sunflower19 Yoda
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My eyes...
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lovelyhoneybones Yoda
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I don't even have words.
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Political_dude Yoda
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I'm done with this world
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