Well, I'd hope no one does...
Kentucky Tractor Puller
The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.
Is sex not enough of a workout?
The Panamanian Petting Zoo
When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Nuts and corn are forever ruined for me.
Charzarding
Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"
Play Pokemon Go not with fire and pubic hair.
Idaho Potato Sack
A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.
This sounds like the most extreme medieval execution method.
Canadian Porch Swing
Is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.
Just when I thought all things Canadian were sane and good.
The Land Shark
While engaging in intercourse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to pierce the rectal cavity.
This doesn't end well for anyone.
Green Bay Butter Churner
A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve).
This isn't the homemade organic product the health nuts are talking about.
Snoat
To snort cocaine/crack off of a man's erect penis.
Drugs are bad, mkay?
Muddy Puppy
When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.
Hello 911...
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