Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

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Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Kentucky Tractor Puller

The act of a male and a male or male and a female preforming anal sex. During sex the receiver clenches their butt-cheeks tightly and runs with the penis still in the buttocks.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Is sex not enough of a workout?

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

The Panamanian Petting Zoo

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Nuts and corn are forever ruined for me.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Charzarding

Charzarding is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Play Pokemon Go not with fire and pubic hair.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Idaho Potato Sack

A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

This sounds like the most extreme medieval execution method.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Canadian Porch Swing

Is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Just when I thought all things Canadian were sane and good.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

The Land Shark

While engaging in intercourse the female stands against a wall as the male puts his hands above his head, (acting like a sharks fin) while charging at the women trying to pierce the rectal cavity.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

This doesn't end well for anyone.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Green Bay Butter Churner

A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve).

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

This isn't the homemade organic product the health nuts are talking about.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Snoat

To snort cocaine/crack off of a man's erect penis.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Drugs are bad, mkay?

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

Muddy Puppy

When a guy ejaculates onto a girls face and then the dog licks it off.

Sex Acts From Urban Dictionary No One Actually Does

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  • Moral of the story: Some human's are really fucked up.

    • Very true.

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  • finally a mytake worth reading lol

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  • jezus christ XD and i was gonna show up here with the "Batman" , "Spiderman" and the "Rodeo"

    i feel so vanilla right now XD

  • I had a good laugh and cringe, thank you! Hope no one takes this as a challenge..

  • Such stories could not exist without the internet!

  • I'm pretty sure Green Bay Butter Churner has been done on porn sites. And I'm pretty sure Snoat is done daily behind closed doors.

    • I'm gonna go searching for the butter one and ruin my entire day in the process. Snoat is very Hollywood after party, so probably.

    • LOL look up "Mr. Anal" videos or Mike Adriano I believe his name is. Or even check out girls like Adriana Chechik, because she does some naughty anal antics.

    • I've seen so many disgusting things... I'm done.

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  • Ewww what's wrong with humans?

    • Literally everything.

    • Why do I belong to this group *-* ...

  • Wish I never read this. The things I imagined during the read will disgust me for quite some time. Feeling sick in my stomach already.

  • Sounds almost as useful as many of the gander related self-definitions.

  • No, no, just no with including the dogs. That's going too far.

  • And just when you think 4chan is F*cked up.

  • Well thats the Urban Dictionary of my bedroom inspiration list - Actually to be honest I would regard myself as fairly tame in my turn ons

  • *puts dick in her ass*

    *She starts running around*

    *I quickly turn into Ugandan knuckles*
    "Why are you running? Why are you running?"

  • Wtf 😂
    I hope no one actually does any of these things.

  • I’ve done a Duke Ellington

  • I've read about a lot of stupid shit but... wow on some of this. Fire on the pubes is never a good thing, not even from friction.

  • lmfao who even comes up with these hahahaha

  • LOL lots of made up shit

  • Bases on science. These are done.

  • Ewww, my god I'm a graphic writer and even this was too much for me

  • XD, that is insane. I doubt that anyone does that and just makes the most absurd sexual stories to put on there.

    • True. It's entertaining though.

  • These are either extremely painful or extremely gross

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