The secrets of the ladies' preferences

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Apart from many fetishes, geeks, subcultures, sects, "fock off, sherlock, I am a special princess", the main woman's attributes they choose men, can be categorized in the next order (the order means also importance, but may vary with countries and cultures):

1) Big
2) Handsome
3) Rich (same as celebrity, influence and power)

4) Muscular

1) BIG

That means that the most guaranteed way to get a woman is to be big. Eat phat food and grow tall hanging on a tree, young padawan. I tested that many times (I'm 185 cm or 6 feet tall): during some different episodes of my life i was slim, fat, drunk like a pig, even with no signs of muscules at my teenage-hood, there was always some wet pussy nearby. If you're big and can't lay down a woman, well you're a pathetic looser (or gay).

2) Handsome

Next most guaranteed way is to be handsome. Though small guys (around 5' 5'' or 165 cm) have less chance on pickup. Well that means the face is handsome and there's quite a large group of "justin bieber fans". Although it's quite hard to be handsome, if u're ugly, the medicine and cosmetic surgery do wonders these days. If you want your dreams to come true hard enough, you'll fix your face. I also did cosmetic surgeries to my face, not b'coz I want a pussy hard, just for work (appearance do half the job at any interview) - and it does help a lot. Well, if your face is awesome but you have problems with women, well you're a pathetic looser (or gay).

3) Rich

Next effective way to lay down a woman is to get rich. You may be small, bald, fat and ugly, but once you use your visa platinum and show up your stylish suit, your rolex watch and your Gaelandewagen, there can hardly be a woman to run away from you. It does not require to earn millions, as a used car can cost 10% of a brand new one and still look quite fresh. And if you're just to throw dust at your instagram, you can always rent a decent car for 200$ a day and use a second-hand suit. If you are unable to make even basic money, well you're a pathetic looser (but not gay, those make millions lol)

4) Muscular

Next good way to get a pussy is gaining some muscles. Yes, at least half of pussies adore better than average muscles. And 50% is quite a number, you know! If you think you are genetically unable to get muscles, you're wrong. Genetics is a bullcrap, that was actually a problem in the first half of 20th century. There are so many meds, anabolics, hormonal stuff and workout boosters, that even a girl can grow man's muscles. If you disagree, well you're just a pathetic looser (but not gay, those look after their body shape). The only thing the pumpy guys complain about is that the women are so fokkeen greedy (lol, it's true, heard that many times).

You can always find your own way to success with women, well if you stop doing it = you're a pathetic looser (or gay). Just get a boyfriend then