10 Deal-Breakers For Me

[marilynmansonssextoy]

This is just my opinion. I DO NOT REPRESENT ALL WOMEN. Guys, feel free to share your opinions on this and which ones you fit.

1. Jocks

Yeah, get your short hair and your perfectly toned abs out of here, manly-man. I am not interested at all in you. You are a fucking conformist. Jocks also tend to think they're attractive when they're not, just because a few desperate cheerleaders wanna have their babies.

2. Muscles

ewwwww

This sorta ties in with the jocks one, but I cannot stand muscly guys. It just looks so gross... you can be masculine without looking like the man above.

3. Christians

I know I'm probably gonna get some hate for this one, but I just cannot be with someone who believes in fairy tales. Plus, they're gonna wanna wait until marriage for sex, which I just cannot do. Plus, no Christians I know are goth. All religions are dealbreakers for me really, but Christian is the worst one.

4. Guys Who Want to Change Me

I am not your Barbie doll. I am not your sex toy. I've had so many boys tell me, "You'd be attractive if you did this, or did that, or weren't goth, etc." Love me for me. That's what a relationship is about.

5. Emo

You're not impressing anybody by pretending to be a non-conformist, whining about your life that actually isn't that bad, and putting your hair over your eyes. Posers...

6. Guys with very short hair

If I can see all of both ears, it's a no from me.

7. Guys who wear actual colors

Enough said.

8. Non-goths

I am not going to date a conformist.

9. Sexists

If you believe that men are better than women or that women have it easier than men or both, I am just so motherfucking done with you.

10. Cheerful People

AAAGGHHH my eYYESSS

I am an eternal pessimist and won't date a cheerful optimistic extrovert.

So that's it. I don't have high standards. Your dick doesn't have to be huge, you don't have to be rich, you don't have to be tall.

xx

~ Mrs Manson

[skateranon123]

I feel you meeting my type of girl is an imposibility because my standards are as tight as yours soo yeah welcome to the lonely club

[Jack_L_andTurn]

I much prefer women like this who tell you upfront that you are not compatible to the type who pretends to be.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

exactly, I hate those guys who aren't goth and just have a fetish for goth chicks and expect u to like them.
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

@marilynmansonssextoy there is also guys who don't care as long as the girl is pretty.

tvtropes.org/.../MenAreStrongWomenArePretty

[D_Bone_Steak]

Jock…I currently have the same haircut as Ragnar in the first season of Vikings…but I’ll keep my muscles and scars to show off that it’s best not to fuck with me.

Muscles…Already covered it.

Christians…I respect people that study any type of philosophy, especially if they challenge it and look for flaws. Change it from Christian/Muslim/Buddhist or whatever to Aesop’s fables…There is some lessons there one should heed…but if you actually believe a tortoise and a hair talked to one another and raced, you’re a fucking retard. It’s also more valid to challenge the beliefs in your chosen click than to just conform just to fit in. You’re not even going to understand flaws or cracks in it unless you do. In fact why choose a click? That in and of itself is subornation to something you don’t fully understand…and that’s where you start looking like an idiot.

Emo…more like gay/metro if you’re a male and attention whore if you’re female…no wait…gay/metro/attention whore to all those fucks. Your future is ANTIFA as a gender bender no matter what your sex.
Colors…I prefer earth tones…colors that military uses most of the time…because most of the time they’re not trying to stand out if they’re trying to hide. Dime Bag Darrel style though if I’m trying to be flashy.
Non-Goths…sorry but most Goths are conformists, trying to be as Gothic as possible.

Sexists…I just believe there is some differences. I could say the same…if you believe women are just better than women and that men have it easier than women…Retard alert!

Cheerful people…beware of anyone displays extreme optimism and positivity. They have a modus operandi just like a PUI and a THOT…not to mention the overly pessimistic that just seeks sympathy or compliance.

In conclusion... I'd say to each their own. I'm a huge fan of the individual in a world that has a bunch of (transgendered) emo's trying to create a collectivist utopia called socialism/communism. Those retards are conformists of the highest degree that want to force conformity on others like a fascist by acting like a fascists.

... I missed one, you can see both my ears with my hair cut... vikings haircut remember... and I prefer a long braid down my back. So short, no... but short on the sides, yes. I'm both at this point and time.

[Berethor]

I don't think that she acknowledge vikings and viking metal, because she hate beards.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@Berethor Fuck it... I'm a go brush my beard and enjoy all the pussy I get... and listen to Amon Amarth as I do it.

[Berethor]

Well, who gives a shit, but I thought that you hate beards as well, so where is 11? it's clearly not the full list. Disliking sports and short hair while having a tomboyish look is quite ironic. If most girls find jocks attractive than they are attractive, why should they care about the opinion of a single girl when other girls feels otherwise? I don't believe that you are not attracted muscular guys, just as don't believe that tallness is not important to you, but even if it was true, it sounds like a big compromise on your part, intentional or nonintentional, and yet you calling cheerleaders desperate for having a baby from a masculine and conventionally attractive guy. Yes some guys might be masculine without being tall and muscular, but tall and muscular guys have the most masculine bodies, and that's why most straight girls prefer a tall and muscular guy, while guys tend to prefer feminine looking girls, for similar reasons, even if it's not something that feminists want to admit, and something that gives false hopes to a typical internet white knights. Also it's hypocritical to bash christianity so much, while being more okay with islam, because islam is the most violent and sexist religion in the world, by far, but than again, it's not something that SJWs want to admit. As for emos, the main problem that they have is not the hair, the main problem is that emos tend to be too weak, goths tend to be tougher than emos, but a manly, tall and muscular guys tend to be the toughest guys around.

www.thereligionofpeace.com/.../jesus-muhammad.aspx

tvtropes.org/.../WomenPreferStrongMen

[marilynmansonssextoy]

Attractive TO ME, I don't have a tomboyish look , I hate all religions
xx
~Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

At first you talked only about your preferences but than you said that cheerleaders are desperate just because they prefer masculine and conventionally attractive guys.

tvtropes.org/.../ItsPopularNowItSucks

[marilynmansonssextoy]

eh, cheerleaders bully me every day at school so I guess im biased
when will I ever meet a guy? :(
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

With all of those deal breakers about every popular thing? a million-to-one chance. :)

tvtropes.org/.../MillionToOneChance

[marilynmansonssextoy]

damn I t </3 im lonely
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Berethor]

With all things considered, including the deal-breakers, it's not looks like you have much of a choice, even for many people who don't consider any minor thing as a deal-breaker it's not easy to find a good relationship, and in your case the chances are even more slim.

tvtropes.org/.../IJustWantToBeLoved

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiYXNaQ4Fbg

[CherryRoseChampange]

Being Christian, sexist, people trying to change me, and emo are dealbreakers for me as well. The rest I'm more open-minded to I suppose. Jocks, only because I've met some smart jocks and I like intelligence. I just get annoyed with damages from sports like football and stuff.

I don't mind guys who wear actual colors, but the guy I'm with just wears all black. I don't mind the short or long hair, as long as it fits features and is well taken care of.

Same for bald people, I don't mind. Muscles are like whatever to me, just be healthy is all. And I like to think of myself as a cheery person, in a Tim Burton kind of way.

[Berethor]

An intelligent "jock" is the best of both worlds, and I agree that health is important. :)

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeniusBruiser

[CherryRoseChampange]

@Berethor Lol, I like this link. It's kind of cool. And I'm glad you agree.

[Aguysopinion4799]

1, Not a jock, 'nuff said

2, I'm muscular in the arms but I don't want this much muscle

3, Hell no! I have my beliefs but they don't include a god ^_^

4, I would never try to change the person I love, why fall in love with them if you want to change them?

5, I'm not an Emo but I have nothing against them :)

7, Umm.. I don't dye my hair but I am blonde/ turning brunette so I don't know if this counts :/

9, I believe all genders are equal and have hardships that are equally troubling, all genders are equal to me :)

6, Sorry! I have short hair ^_^'

8, Sorry, I'm not a Goth BUT I have nothing against them :)

10, I am a VERY HYPER person when I am with my friends, I sing in town with them in the streets and I run up and jump over them (Even when they're taller than me) I do this stuff when I am sober so yeah, I'm out of your tastes :p

[Berethor]

How are you blonde turning brunette without a dye? the dark side is strong in you. :)

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PaintItBlack

[Aguysopinion4799]

@Berethor Because I originally had LIGHT like, really light blonde but now I have more of a darkened blonde that, in correct sunlight, appears brunette :p I thought this was normal to get darker hair over time? ^_^

[Prankster13]

Wow. If I succeed in growing my hair out (in the process for a few weeks) I would only miss one of these: the goth one. I'm not goth lol. But honestly I've been wearing mostly grey or some black for the past month... And I haven't actually been cheerful since like.. three months ago? So ya. 😅 If I were goth...

Although I do want muscles. I don't think I will be getting any soon based on how it went last time though. 😓

[Berethor]

If you not succeed in becoming muscular to impress a feminine girl than you can come back for to her in two years, after all not training and being muscular is easier. :)

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[Prankster13]

@Berethor Haha I guess. But I've been training for a while and gotten basically nowhere-- well I'm stronger. But you can't tell from looking or I just look a little thicker lol... My muscles are hidden. 😅

[4everalone]

I’m physically not attracted to men who are overweight, I really like skinny or toned men. I don’t mind if a guy likes sports but I love it if he’s a leftist, artistic or vulnerable in some way. Lately I’ve been into cds. But a deal breaker for me Is when I catch someone lying or cheating. For example: If the person is honest and admits that he is a polyamorist I’m more inclined to understand then if he lies to me and his girlfriend about being monogamous. I also hate people who mistreat others.

[Berethor]

Well a man being loyal is important to you, looks like got your priorities straight.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/UndyingLoyalty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBNGvM5hMeM

[4everalone]

@Berethor you’re right, loyalty is important to me and so is honesty

[Kaneki05]

I've met a christan goth and she was great so, she knew i hated christanity and she never forced me on to it or anything like that. Plus religous goths are very commen and christanity in goths is commen cause gothic era started around the time when a lot of people where christan so most gothic people are christan believe it or not.

[Kaneki05]

What goth/emo is that okay to you. Also i am pretty sure the hair goth from south park is goth/emo i am sure he says it or one of them does.

[Berethor]

@Kaneki05 yes I had notice that there is christian goths and not only full on dark side goths, is christian goths girls tend to believe in more moral principles and be kinder?

[Kaneki05]

@Berethor yep

[Curmudgeon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWP_vEcWqMo

[marilynmansonssextoy]

fuck I related to all of that ;-;
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[Curmudgeon]

But the moral of the episode "Dawn of the Posers" was that there was no substantive difference between Emos and Goths, and Goths even made alliance with the Vampire wannabes. Think on that.

[marilynmansonssextoy]

ewww no, that's so conformist. emos can suck my fucking tits.
xx
~ Mrs Manson

[zagor]

LOL Most Christians don't wait for marriage to have sex. What podunky town do you live in? Where my parents go even the pastor had a girlfriend who lived with him PT.

[Berethor]

Can't blame her for thinking about true/devoted christians when she had write it.

tvtropes.org/.../TechnicalVirgin

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoTrueScotsman

[AuroraRoseat]

Lol! I haven't seen any woman that had such tastes. It simply shows that not ALL women are the same. Anyway I agree with most of what you said.

Great Take and I know that it's very original.

[Berethor]

Yes not all women are the same, there is also some rare exceptions. :)

tvtropes.org/.../WomenAreDelicate

[aa180]

I have no idea where you're getting that Christians wanna wait until marriage to have sex. Christian society is the most perverted and oversexualized society on the planet. They practically worship sex in all forms.

[Berethor]

You talking about secular western society, and she okay with that perverted lifestyle.

[Jjpayne]

Interesting! I think you will find that in cases we are polar opposites but I think while we have our differences we do enjoy our posts

[Berethor]

Most people are polar opposites to her at this point, so it's not much of a surprise. :)

tvtropes.org/.../BadIsGoodAndGoodIsBad

[CT_CD]

I'm a muscular, Christian, emo jock with short hair.

[Berethor]

And you forgot to mention that you also very cheerful and a big supporter of bisexual girls recognition rights, but it can be already be seen from the picture. :)

Are straight women rare? ↗

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pjOcxOoEdI

[CT_CD]

@Berethor Thank you

[Dchrls78104]

Interesting Take.
Maybe I'm a conformist, but it matters not.
Compatibility is important. You do you, because there's someone for everyone.

[Unit1]

Something tells me you will be a very lonely and unhappy woman with this article. But hey, these are your standards.

I wouldn't be surprised if your dating chances will be similar to an average guy today.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Welp good luck with that. I'm a semi goth by the way.

[Berethor]

I don't think that a semi goth is enough, only fully embracing the dark side will do.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

@Berethor I'm not intending to

[englisc]

You often talk about conformists but many of your ideas are conformist, only in a different way.

[Anonymous]

-Not goth or emo
-Only wears black

Looks like you might have a bit of a problem there.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh wait you said non-goth. My bad.

[Berethor]

Too late, looks like you already got a dislike from her for that mistake. :)

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q71DBGSY_Lk

[AliGodlike]

about number 3
religion is not really beautiful xd

[KinkyHisoka]

Ah ah I do have muscular body ;-; ;/ otherwise i fit mostly :D christians are cringey af