What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

A bit of a tongue twister huh? Lol well i was summoned by @AngelicSin to participate in her #MyBiggestTurnOffsChallenge Lets Go!!

What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

Hotties & Bodies

- Do not wear skinny jeans.

- Do not wear sperrys, crocs, and oxfords.. often

- Do not wear those half gym shirts

- Do not wear briefs

- Do not have long hair

- Do not have a beard

- Do not have long nails

- Do not have a unibrow

- Do not have a beer belly

- Do not have a piggish/witchy nose

- Do not have braces but also not super crooked

- Do not be short like 5’5 and under

What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

Sexual Occurrences

- Do not ask to give/receive anal play/sex

- Do not ask for a threesome, orgy, etc

- Do not constantly talk about sex and only sex

- Do not love the booty more than the boobies

- Do not have had multiple sex partners (over 5)

What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

Utter Disrespect

- Do not expect me to pay for you every date

- Do not cuss constantly, occasion is acceptable

- Do not constantly question my religious beliefs

- Do not constantly question my political views

- Do not disrespect my taste in music

- Do not disrespect your fam in front of me

- Do not play the game while on the phone wit me

- Do not text back late unless you warn me first

What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

Pet Peeves

- Do not burp while im eating

- Do not drink excessively or around me

- Do not smoke

- Do not bring your animals around me. I like animals but am afraid of them. So if you do, please hold on to your pets

What DizzyDesii Doesn’t Want

Gosh this post made me sound like even more of a picky bish but oh well, it is what it is

#FeelFreeToList #ButDontHateMe

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Funny how none of the things you don't want I do, and most of the things you mentioned you don't want, I don't want. I will add:
    -Do not curse. Ever.
    -Do not smoke, drink or use drugs.
    -Do not wear thongs or any such "underwear".
    -Do not tattoo or pierce your body. One ear piercing is acceptable.
    -Do not bring gays, lesbians or criminals around me. Do not make friends with such people.

    • Yea i hate thongs, i wouldn't get a tattoo, and i respect people who like the same sex but i dont really try to hang witj them

    • @DizzyDesii if only there were more girls like you in my country

    • Aww:)

  • That doesn't really sound that bad tbh 😅

    most of them seem like No-Go's anyways 😋
    nice take tho 👍🏼

    • Haha thanks

Most Helpful Girls

  • Picky much, but tbh I agree with practically all except the long hair thing 😂

    • Haha yay

  • I agree with them ^-^

    • Yay haha

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Pffft, hahah man fuck what you dont like. And your not picky, your list is toooo short. Lol. Yeah i dont fit the bill. Gotta gut. Aye though, what if he's trying to lose weight. Would thst count?

    • Also when i say fuck you dont like, i was being a hater. Cause a lot of these i dont fit the bill. No disrespect though.

    • As lonng as he's willing to exercise, thats acceptable

    • Yaaay! Sooo what time your free. Jk jk. Nice mytake by the way. So many girls bull crap about they like personality and some looks. Which there more to it than that. This makes total since and agian its 0.1% of my list i would made.

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  • I'm glad you aren't asking for much. You may have a chance of actually finding someone.

    • I already got a man. I ain't worried

    • He must be an asexual to have to follow all those rules. LOL

    • Its really not many rules

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  • lol No wonder Kandy-Kane quit Gag. xx

    • What u mean

  • Can't have a beard? Total dealbreaker for me... I can deal with everything else, though, even you not paying for me on every date (it's hard not to, I know!).

    Seriously, I don't think you're picky…..

    • A goatee or trimmed beard is acceptable but not a lumberjack beard

    • Don't want one that big anyway- like the goatee.

    • Good :)

  • sorry but your music sucks donkey balls

    • I listen to every henre except death metal

    • No death metal? Then like he said your music sucks donkey balls😂 Jk i like a lot of different music too.

    • ok. I accept it. Death metal is shit

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  • You can be as picky as you want, after all the only person who could be effected negatively by it is you.
    I would not pass all of these, but I do think it's a fine list. Good take.

  • The animal one, yes!!! Go girl!

    • Lmaoo

  • Sorry... I have been trying to play catch up but failing miserably... Wow, that is quite a list Des! Some are like "Do not have braces but also not super crooked", "Do not be short like 5’5 and under", and "Do not smoke" those are an ouch, if someone wanted to Date DizzyDesii they are out of luck, have to wait or have to go throw a massive life change (legs can be lengthened...) those are tough to get around some... tall orders you have there but I really like and agree fully with these points specifically "Do not constantly talk about sex and only sex", "Do not cuss constantly, occasion is acceptable", and "Do not disrespect your fam in front of me". All great points! Very though! and I agree with most of your stuff too!! Great MyTake Desii!

    • My boyfriend fits the description above

    • NICE!!! That's a keeper!!

  • No problem Desi, we'd get along. Especially on the smoking and drinking, I don't smoke and drink rarely :D

    • Good

  • Jesus! (You're literally looking for him lmao)

    • What you mean? I already found someone who fits the description lol. He just needs to keep his nails cut and stop gaming so much

  • Damn girl lol you got a list 😂
    I dont really have a list lol

    • Lol okay

    • Thats one heck of a list 😂 poor bf's hahha My only list is... nice ass... can talk, likes nature like hiking and camping, girly as in she also likes to powder up lol, intelligent enough to teach me as much as i can show her Pretty much lol

    • He actually passed everything on the list except the gaming, nails, and cussing

  • Well the only pet peeve I'd trigger would be the pets (no pun intended). I love my dog to bits.

    Anyways the list is pretty much just a preference check, kind of like anyone's list but with a few differences here and there.

    • Yepp

  • Hey cool! I only have 3 of these lol. 😅
    Nice take.

    • Hahaha

  • Do not,
    -Have Long Hair
    -Have Long nails (technically they are not long, but noticeable)
    -Love the booty more than the boobies..
    Those 3 are me.. The nails are easy.. The other 2 could be worked wit, but the long hair would take a long time, and I have loved booty over boobs ever since I could remember.. XD..

    • Lmao ig

    • Yeah, but somebody could love booty and like small booties.. I mean I've seen a few guys on here say they are booty men, but then turn around and say they smaller booties..

  • I don't have a problem with most of what you want with the exception of the five sex partners rule. I'm older and have had more time than 5 sex partners. Also in my days in the service I spent a lot of time seeking girls.
    Those days are over but I can't go back.

    • Lol i undertand

    • One of my dislike items is the animal thing. Girls who insist that I want to love their pet or that they are their baby are on my non preferred list. I hate feeling second class to a noisy midget dog.

    • Lmaoooo im afraid of animals

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  • Damn gurl you are a picky bish. I am too so can't really complain though but questioning political beliefs is a good thing, couples who don't talk about that shit shouldn't be together

    • Nah i once liked a trump supporter and he wouldn't shutup about it. I dont even know anything about politic anything

    • woah you sound like a catch LOL

  • Holy damn you are picky

  • I'm sorry you didn't like the beard.

    • Hahaha

  • A guy can't drink around you? What if you were on vacation, or at a wedding?

    • 1-3 times a year occasion is fine

    • As long as he's not an alchy then. Got it.

  • That's not really much to ask for.

    • Haha sarcasm?

    • No. About the only thing I would have been a little bothered about would be the "don't bring your pet around me" part because I loved my little furface.

    • Ik u love em but im scared of em

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