Hello gentlemen
You can now listen to the MyTakes again since I'm done doing the challenges.
Click the link below to have a listen.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TQL72evQdeCAJ4mKV5csmTQdl6euUm-R/view?usp=drivesdk
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You all know how sexually experienced I am, so we'll go over the things that I've learned turn a girl on in seconds.
So I'll be giving you guys a myTake that will change your life, in my new take!
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Amazing foolproof sex tips from SketchForger!
Tip #1
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Aim your cum directly in her hair.
Girls love having sticky fiber drilling organisms in their hair. Having any liquid that's almost impossible to get out is always a treat, and she'll think about how sexy it was every night after that night.
Tip #2
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If you want your girl to cum, be sure to yell at her vagina directly, exclaiming at it with phrases like "Cum! CUM ALREADY! WHY AREN'T YOU CUMMING!"
She'll be so turned on it'll make her squirt like fire hose.
Tip #3
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While sexting, a great way to get her wet is by sending her pictures of your cock next to Billie Corgans head to compare sizes.
If that doesn't work send her pictures of Gordon Ramsey's forehead, or Nicholas cages feet. That'll get her as wet as... Water.
Tip #4
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Make sure to take at least ten minutes to get a cum rag.
Girls like to wait, especially for crystallizing semen on their stomach to be wiped off by a towel.
And make sure a an ice cold and soaking wet wet towel, so it's easier for her to get the semen off. That's how you treat your girl right!
Tip #5
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When you're having sex with her doggy style, while she not looking, put on a clown mask and keep doing her. When she turns around, laugh as loud and as clown like as you can.
Hoooohohahahahahahahooooohaaaa
She'll love it, instant turn on.
Tip #6
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Wanna have a foursome? I have some great advice.
Make sure to invite your extremely hot female coworker named Janet, and your extremely unattractive male coworker named Bob.
Everyone knows a woman like to change partners a little bit. So while you get to fuck Janet, you can leave your girlfriend to fuck Bob.
Also make sure only to switch partners when Janet starts gaining interest in your girlfriend, that's when you switch to your girlfriend and leave Janet with Bob. When your about to come, make sure switch to Janet again so you can finish!
Isn't your girlfriend lucky to have a boyfriend like you?
Tip #7
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Wanna be a smooth talker? I've got some perfect pick up lines for you to use when courting your lady.
"Hey girl, are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside you."
Or even better
"I run faster horny than you do afraid"
Or for the pros
You:“Hey girl, you dropped something.”
Her:“What?”
You:“Your standards."
All of these are guaranteed to get you laid within nanoseconds, they are fool proof, and should be used with confidence and class.
Wrap up!
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I hope you all use these tip responsibly, some are just too powerful for normal women to handle, so you must only 7se your new powers for good!
Hope you enjoyed, and have a nice day. :)
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