Sex advice with Sketch. #ListenIfYoudLike

Hello gentlemen

You can now listen to the MyTakes again since I'm done doing the challenges.

Click the link below to have a listen.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1TQL72evQdeCAJ4mKV5csmTQdl6euUm-R/view?usp=drivesdk

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You all know how sexually experienced I am, so we'll go over the things that I've learned turn a girl on in seconds.

So I'll be giving you guys a myTake that will change your life, in my new take!

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Amazing foolproof sex tips from SketchForger!

Sex advice with Sketch. #ListenIfYoudLike

Tip #1

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Aim your cum directly in her hair.

Girls love having sticky fiber drilling organisms in their hair. Having any liquid that's almost impossible to get out is always a treat, and she'll think about how sexy it was every night after that night.

Tip #2

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If you want your girl to cum, be sure to yell at her vagina directly, exclaiming at it with phrases like "Cum! CUM ALREADY! WHY AREN'T YOU CUMMING!"

She'll be so turned on it'll make her squirt like fire hose.

Tip #3

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While sexting, a great way to get her wet is by sending her pictures of your cock next to Billie Corgans head to compare sizes.

If that doesn't work send her pictures of Gordon Ramsey's forehead, or Nicholas cages feet. That'll get her as wet as... Water.

Tip #4

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Make sure to take at least ten minutes to get a cum rag.

Girls like to wait, especially for crystallizing semen on their stomach to be wiped off by a towel.

And make sure a an ice cold and soaking wet wet towel, so it's easier for her to get the semen off. That's how you treat your girl right!

Tip #5

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When you're having sex with her doggy style, while she not looking, put on a clown mask and keep doing her. When she turns around, laugh as loud and as clown like as you can.

Hoooohohahahahahahahooooohaaaa

She'll love it, instant turn on.

Tip #6

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Wanna have a foursome? I have some great advice.

Make sure to invite your extremely hot female coworker named Janet, and your extremely unattractive male coworker named Bob.

Everyone knows a woman like to change partners a little bit. So while you get to fuck Janet, you can leave your girlfriend to fuck Bob.

Also make sure only to switch partners when Janet starts gaining interest in your girlfriend, that's when you switch to your girlfriend and leave Janet with Bob. When your about to come, make sure switch to Janet again so you can finish!

Isn't your girlfriend lucky to have a boyfriend like you?

Tip #7

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Wanna be a smooth talker? I've got some perfect pick up lines for you to use when courting your lady.

"Hey girl, are you a school? Because I wanna shoot kids inside you."

Or even better

"I run faster horny than you do afraid"

Or for the pros

You:“Hey girl, you dropped something.”

Her:“What?”

You:“Your standards."

All of these are guaranteed to get you laid within nanoseconds, they are fool proof, and should be used with confidence and class.

Wrap up!

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I hope you all use these tip responsibly, some are just too powerful for normal women to handle, so you must only 7se your new powers for good!

Hope you enjoyed, and have a nice day. :)

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Most Helpful Girl

  • See you're funny.
    I can't help but think that maybe you should type a little disclaimer at the end of it so little virgin boys and incels don't get bitch slapped.😜

    • Consider it a life lesson

Most Helpful Guy

  • This was quite enjoyable.

    • 👌👌👌👌👌

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  • ROFL!!! Thanks for this.

    • No prob bob

  • Omg I was laughing the entire time! This was really freaking funny! Good job! Great voice too you should be the voice for audiobooks and podcasts or something!

    • Thanks, I'm glad you liked it. :)

  • Hahaha, very good! 😂

    • Many thank

  • OMG this is so funny

    • I'm curious, have you ever been with a guy that has done any of these things?

    • 1 and 4.

    • Oof...

  • I’m wet just reading this. Where can I find a guy who will do all this to me?

    You write the best satire.

    • Aw thank you. That means a lot coming from ya.

    • You bet.

  • LMAO, brilliant

  • Funny and interesting
    i like the 4some part hehe

  • NOT a great My Take, but I'm laughing like hell.

  • For all you know Bob might get both women.

    The clown mask one is something I will have to try out, especially when my man first wakes up.

    • Lol wtf?

    • Your tips are so hot ;) Just kidding :P

    • That gif is so weird

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