This shouldn't take too long.
--And as always, I'm talking about the overwhelming vast majority of guys here, not literally each and every single guy on the face of the Earth. Duh.
Huddle up please.
...It seems that a lot of females out there are confused about what guys like, in terms of girl ass, judging by comments I see each and every day on GaG and elsewhere online (but especially here). I can't say I blame you, because sadly sometimes even a few guys out there are confused about the same thing, though... I'm not sure how.
Guys do not like "big butts." I cannot speak more plainly.
Guys like asses that look like THIS.
And I don't want to hear any "derp those hot girls up there with the tight asses are probably photoshopped, derp" commentary, uhh... no, they aren't. It's pretty easy to tell. And we've all seen at least a few girls in person who do look like that, and there's no such thing as airbrushing real life.
Will there always be some guys out there who think literally any female ass-- anywhere, of any shape, no matter how it looks-- that walks is attractive and doable? Yeah, sure. And to be fair... those guys are morons. Not everyone has good taste, and we all know it. I mean... somehow, Taco Bell is a thing.
Those hot girls *WERE NOT MAGICALLY BLESSED* with the asses and figures they have; they work hard at it through maintaining proper nutrition and sleep, and getting good exercise. Sure, genetics matter, a tiny bit, to a point, but anyone who just doesn't attempt to maintain figure at all isn't saved by genes. No one says that whoever is reading this right now has to do that too-- *you don't,* if you don't want to. It's your life. Maybe you're fine with the ass you've got.
But pretending like "ohhh all girl asses are attractive and/or it's fine because we all know that guys like big asses" because of garbage that a minority of dumb guys post on the Internet is... well, wrong. And deluding yourself. Sir Mix-a-lot does not speak for most guys just because 1990's "Baby Got Back" is an amusing song. He speaks for a minority.
This is very, very, very simple. You can all stop asking all those questions now.
~ Thaaaanks. Hugs and kisses.