20 Qualities of a "Real" Woman

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20 Qualities of a "Real" Woman

HAHAHAHAHA! I knew GAG would do this! In your face haters!

I decided to post this one anonymously as I know the comments section will be a shit storm after the Feminists and SJWs are finished with this one. It was probably worth writing just to see them bitch and whine. Comments section will definitely be entertaining as a lot of people WILL be offended by this MyTake.

I think this one is pretty self explanatory. As my list is quite large, I've broken it up into four different categories.

Here are 20 qualities that make a "real" woman.

PHYSICAL

Nice Hands

This is one of the most important things for a woman. A real woman should have nice, well manicured hands. She doesn't necessarily need to wear nail polish, but her fingers and nails must be long, clean and well kept. A woman's hands should be soft and smooth. I don't want to see a woman with masculine hands or short, worn out nails from years of physical labor. Some jewelry like rings, bracelets and watches also add to femininity but are not a necessity.

Nice Feet

In addition to having nice hands, a woman should also have nice feet. As with her hands, nail polish isn't a must, but her nails should be long, clean and well pedicured. One of the biggest deal breakers for me is a woman with short, worn out toenails, short stubby toes and cracked worn out feet. A woman's feet should be soft and smooth, her toes should be long and she should have no qualms about wearing open toed shoes. Square nails are also fine as long as they're well kept and her nail beds are not too short. Foot jewelry like anklets and toe tings as always a nice touch. But for the love of God, please do not ruin your beautiful feet by getting them tattooed. Unless your feet are as described above, you are not a real woman and you should keep your shoes on.

Sexy Legs

I think most people including women will agree that a woman's legs are supposed to be sexy, and by sexy I mean long and smooth. Okay, length isn't really something you can control, but even if they're short you can still make them look presentable by giving them a nice shave or wax. Real women take great pride in their legs, as they know they are one of the most seductive parts of the body. If a woman has hairy legs, she isn't a real woman.

Long Hair

If you're starting to notice the pattern here, basically the longer the better. This is especially true when it comes to hair. A woman's hair should end at least a few inches above her waistline. But I'm not that picky or brutal. If a woman's hair goes up to her upper back, I will still consider her a real woman. However there is such a thing as "too long hair", which for me, is anything past her knees. But basically anything below shoulder length isn't very feminine. Also, the denser a woman's hair is the better and more feminine as well. If you want to be a rebel child and shave your head like Britney Spears, be my guest, but you won't be considered a real woman.

Feminine Body

This one should be pretty self explanatory. Basically, women are supposed to look like THIS girl, and not like WWE Divas or heaven forbid, those female body buildings or some of those track and field girls. Or those women on "Biggest Loser". Oh God, not them! Also, as little body hair as possible please. Speaking of body hair.

She Takes Good Care Of Appearance

Regardless of what feminists will tell you, the majority of women actually need make up to look pretty, and real women want to look pretty. Real women love getting pampered and waxed, and doing whatever else is necessary to make themselves look attractive. A real woman would never go out in public with unshaven legs/pits, messy hair, no make up or raggedy clothes. Regardless of what feminists say, real women DO care about looking presentable. A real woman will have perfect white teeth, prominent eyebrows, no pimples or acne and no body hair except on her arms. No one shaves their arms.

Soft/Gentle Voice

I don't think this one needs a lengthy description. Real women are basically supposed to sound like THIS girl and not like Janis Joplin.

FASHION

Real Women Wear Heels

Real women wear heels. Obviously not 24/7 like when shopping at Wal-Mart for instance, but when going to a nice restaurant, night club, party, winery, Paris, or any other high end place where women are supposed to dress elegantly and with class. A real woman knows how to dress for the occasion and would never wear flips flops or tennis shoes to a place where they are not meant to be worn, as real woman care how other people look at them. As uncomfortable as they are, real women know damn well that heels are sexy as hell, so a real woman will have no qualms about wearing a pair, whether it be to look more presentable in public, or simply to turn on her man.

And Skirts & Dresses

Sadly, this is something many women in America have forgotten. You rarely see American women wearing skirts and dresses anymore, unless it's a really special occasion. In most other parts of the world however, it is not uncommon to see a woman wearing a skirt or a dress. I don't mind women wearing jeans and a t-shirt, hell of a lot better than dress pants, but it wouldn't kill women to actually dress like women every once in a while.

And They Love Jewelry

Any woman who tells you she doesn't love jewelry isn't a real woman. I'm not talking about women who make their SO's constantly buy them every single piece of expensive jewelry they see, but a real woman likes to buy and wear a nice piece every once in a while. Whether it be a pair of earrings, a necklace, a bracelet or even a nice watch or that nice wedding ring. Real women love owning nice jewelry.

No point in making a separate sub-category for this one, but in case you haven't figured it out from leading the last three, real women enjoy looking elegant and presentable. No self respecting woman would go out in public looking like a welfare mom, unless she is in fact a welfare mom.

SEXUAL

Real Women Love To Flaunt Their Goods

Some would argue that immodest women lack self respect, but I think self confidence is more important, sexier and feminine. A real woman doesn't need reassurance to know that she is sexy. A real woman knows she is sexy and isn't ashamed to flaunt her goods, whether it be in front of strangers or her girlfriends. Some of my favorite types of women are the ones who walk around with their boyfriends or husbands in revealing clothes making the other men jealous. "HAHAHAHA! You'll NEVER have this!" It can be extremely arousing and satisfying for both parties. I want a woman I won't be ashamed to be seen in public with. If she tries hard to cover up for reasons other than weather or local customs, it probably means she has some self confidence issues she needs to work on.

Real Women Love Getting Their Feet & Back Rubbed

I will never understand women who say they don't like their feet being touched. Okay, I understand having them touched by a random stranger, but seriously, what kind of woman doesn't enjoy a sensual foot rub from her SO, especially if her feet satisfy the criteria mentioned earlier? What about a relaxing back rub? Come on. Women travel to 5 star resorts just to get full body massages. This is one of the most romantic gestures a man can do for his woman. Real women know this and a real woman will never turn down an offer from her SO for a foot or back/body massage. There is nothing better, except maybe sex. Speaking of sex....

A Real Woman Loves A Good Fuck

This should seem like an obvious one, but believe or not there ARE women who actually don't enjoy having sex, and I'm not even talking about religious women. I'm also not talking about fucking her man just for his own pleasure. I'm talking about fucking for HER OWN pleasure. Statistically, women are actually hornier than men and start experiencing sexual urges at a much younger age. Even the super religious girls can't resist touching themselves every once in a while. So any woman who tells you she doesn't enjoy getting fucked or eaten out every once in a while, or has no desire to get her cherry popped, isn't a real woman.

Real Women Get Turned On By Other Men

I often hear that men's bodies don't do the same thing for women, that women's bodies to for men. In Lehman's terms, a woman only gets turned on by a man she feels an emotional connect with. Yeah, these aren't real women. Real women ogle other men and get turned on by pictures and videos of nude men, just like men do with women. And no, I'm not talking about cheating or cuckold shit. A real woman will still be turned on by other man's bodies and appearance, whether in real life or on the internet. It is NOT cheating to watch porn in a relationship, to the contrary it is actually quite healthy. I personally wouldn't care if my girl thought another man was attractive, as long as she's not trying to hit on him and fuck him. That being said, the majority of women DO NOT get turned on by dick pics from random internet perverts, so stop sending them!

PERSONALITY & ETHICS

Real Women Still Appreciate Chivalry And Compliments

This is something that has been completely destroyed by the Feminist movement, and something a large portion of American women need to be reminded of. It's not insulting for a man to pay for your meal, hold the door for you, offer you your seat on the bus, carry you in his arms, comfort you when you're feeling down, or most importantly, stick up for you or defend your honor. A real woman would never get upset about this. Nor would she get upset by a man complimenting her appearance or staring at her body and smiling. Thankfully, women in Europe and Latin America still remember this and appreciate chivalry.

Real Women Are Loyal

A real woman will always honor those sacred wedding vows. If she is still in the dating stage, she will never go behind her partner's back by lying, flirting or cheating with another man while she is in a relationship. In addition a real woman will never be nosey and will respect her man's personal space and private life. A real woman will also stick up for her man, defend his honor and guard him with his life. A man should take it as pride when his woman is possessive of him. She will show him off a little bit especially to her girlfriends but will make it very clear that he is her's and only her's.

And Aren't Afraid To Make The First Move

A real woman will have no problem breaking societal norms if she sees something she likes. A real woman will not sit in wait hoping her prey will decide to approach her, but she won't immediately approach him either. She will first give off a series of indicators to make him know that she is interested. If this fails, she will initiate the conversation herself. Real women know that men don't always have the balls to talk to a real woman, so they know they need to woman up and take things into their own hands. Real women are extremely confident and aren't afraid to teach their tricks to their girlfriends or guy friends.

Real Women Eat Meat

Real women eat meat. The man kills it, the woman eats it. Simple as that. If all the vegan girls on Youtube are offended by this, go make yourselves some herbal tea to serve at your next PETA convention.

Real Women Do Women's Jobs

This one is really gonna piss off the feminists and SJWs, which is why I decided to put it towards the end. Whether you like it or not, the reality is that there are men's jobs and there are women's jobs. Sorry not sorry. I don't consider this a form of oppression or sexism. It is common sense logic that there are certain jobs that are better suited for women such as office jobs, waitresses, secretaries, flight attendants, babysitters, maids. And there are certain jobs that are better suited for me such as construction workers, miners, garbage collectors, mechanic, factory jobs, soldiers, fire fighters, etc....

Don't get me wrong, if a woman wants to be a solider, construction worker or trash collector, she can be my guest, but no real woman would ever consider such jobs, and she might have a hard time finding a date.

And LASTLY.....this one will probably trigger the most backlash.

Real Women Think Homosexuality Is Sick

Any woman who thinks gay men are cool isn't a real woman. Once again sorry, not sorry. No real woman would ever befriend a gay man or think gay sex, marriage and adoption is acceptable. Real women believe in traditional marriage and traditional relationships. Real women like real men. Straight men. Men with muscles and body hair. Men who are attracted to them and their body. And men who will ask them to send them porn and pictures of sexy girls. If you're a woman, having a gay or trans friend is nothing to be proud of. Again, sorry not sorry.

Thanks for reading. If you possess all or most of these characteristics and weren't offended by anything in this MyTake, congrats, you're a real woman! Now bring on the butthurt snowflakes. Comments section should be entertaining.

[CubsterShura]

You see, as much as you're allowed to have your own opinions on matters, this myTake was either a troll or your fantasy world ideal female and you decided to write it down in the form of a myTake concluding that any woman that's not your fantasy world princess is not a 'real' woman.

A lot of your opinions are very subjective, and expecting all of them in a woman is very very unrealistic. I also find it very interesting how some of them are actually contrary to what most MEN would want in a 'real woman', many don't like too high heels, a lot of makeup, and a lot of men certainly wouldn't appreciate a woman that shows her body off in extremely skimpy clothes even during a relationship. A lot of men believe that making the move is still something that only men should be doing. And nor do a lot of people appreciate homophobia.

Most hilarious thing is how your points are all so contradictory and you literally sound hypocritical. Nice feet and wearing high heels? The real woman has long legs but she can't have bony man hands and feet? You aware that taller women with longer legs tend to have bigger, more angular hands and feet, or not? But the biggest contradiction of all...

"A real woman will have no problem breaking societal norms if she sees something she likes."
"if a woman wants to be a solider, construction worker or trash collector, she can be my guest, but no real woman would ever consider such jobs"

"Real women believe in traditional marriage and traditional relationships."
"Real women like real men. Men who will ask them to send them porn and pictures of sexy girls." Sounds traditional af to me.

You're just a douche, ok?

[morimeme1]

Spot on girl. This guy is the supreme example of unrealistic expectations.

[CubsterShura]

Ikr 😂 what creature is it, that values marriage and loyalty but likes dressing slutty, getting catcalled and being asked for nudes? (Do real men even slide into random women's dms asking them for nudes and whistling at women on streets?) Breaks social norms when she likes but thinks women's jobs are limited to nursing and teaching? Dresses classy but at the same time showing off her assets?

Reading this was a mindfuck.

[morimeme1]

Well, he even disregarded basic psychology, it is scientifically proven that men are more visual creatures, individual women can be, but majority are not, yes we can appreciate a handsome face or a muscular body, but saying that she is not a "real woman" just because she doesn't get turned on by strangers is just ridiculous.

[CubsterShura]

Ikr? All of this is ridiculous.

[CubsterShura]

Also what's with the 'real women don't have acne' wtf we are just human and no matter how much we take care of our skin we get bad skin days.

[morimeme1]

Ah lol, I didn't even see such a point, you are supposed to be a doll, get a hint girl.
He talks about how modern women are lazy and sloppy but leaves out those poor women who do everything they can and take care of themselves but maybe they just naturally are prone to acne or don't have an hourglass figure, let alone ruined their petite feet with high heels, even they are not "real women".

[myTake Owner]

@morimeme1 Actually women in poor countries can barely afford food, yet some how have money for manis and pedis.

[CubsterShura]

@myTake writer Lol WHAT? Do you realize that your myTake is literally a joke? I mean, did you even choose properly what pictures you gonna post on your take? I mean, you actually think a woman has to have that body like the lady you posted? Do we need to have a blurry waist like her too? You are literally posting an image of what real women should look like but you didn't bother to notice if the woman on your picture is real herself!

[laurenok]

Who has the time to write all this bs? You’re probably some fat ugly 30 year old Indian troll still living in his parents basement. Get a life or hobby or both

[21browngirl]

i would have been offended seeing "Indian" term here.. but I have read the post and it seems he is some creep sadly from my country, who thinks commanding a girl is sexy.. He is probably a douche bag

[ROCKS128]

Dont worry.
Indians aren't this shameless when it comes to girls...

[MoneyBeets]

An entitled white woman keeping the brown man down. So much for diversity.

[gothgirl997]

That's the first time I agree with Laurenok

[kespethdude]

This comment won the Internet.

[MoneyBeets]

TRIGGERED!

[crazy8000]

I see a lot of female's got butt hurt and tries to not look like it.

To many off them also shows very clear signs of double standards.

How many of those kind of articles have been posted on gag the past 6 months from female accounts about what a real man is 😂🤣😂🤣

[myTake Owner]

Exactly

[Porcelaine]

none of those articles come even close to this one lol what a joke and even if they were the men would be butt hurt and only a handful of women would take it seriously

[dantetheexplorer]

This should be required reading for all history buffs and anyone wishing to study and explore the mindset of people who lived in the Dark Ages.

For that purpose, I cannot recommend this MyTake highly enough.
Bravo!

[myTake Owner]

Show it in a Gender Studies class

[Syrian_survivor]

He doesn't even sound from the dark ages, he's contradicting himself so much that he's the worst part of every women ideology 🤣

[curiousnorway]

I think the definition on a real woman and man are from a biological perspective what they're born as; female or male, but socially are what they choose to present themselves as (surgery, HRT, role etc.). A real female is born female and a real male is born male biologically, but a trans woman is more woman like than man like socially.

I do distinguish between the word "real" and "ideal" or "preference". A person can be a real woman or man without them fitting my dating preferences or ideal. Here's my opinions about your categories.

1. Hands: Accessories are nice, but not necessary. Same applies to nail polish. I think long nails looks nice, but short nails sounds more practical. E. g. when we're going to fuck without her "stabbing" my genitalia.

2. Feet: To me both smooth, healthy and feminine skin are important on hands and feet. And rest of the body. No bad smells is also important. I don't care if she wears nail polish or not. Short nails sounds more comfortable. Usually people wears socks or shoes, so I don't care that much.

3. Sexy legs: Good proportions and it fitting rest of the body are good. I don't want her to be much taller than me though. Preferably my height or shorter. Men should be taller than me.

4. Hair: Shoulder to breast length hair are ideal. Shorter than shoulder length looks to masculine and unattractive to me. Longer than the breast may be too long for my taste. Men can suit both short and long hair more frequently than women who usually only suit long when young.

5. Body: Yes, feminine, slim and not too tall are good!

6. Appearance: Everyone, regardless if you're a man or woman should take care of the looks. Especially in dating.

7. Voice: Feminine one is good. Don't like too deep, masculine and raspy ones. Too squeaky or anime like are also annoying.

8. Heels: Nice in special occasion, but not necessary in the every days. As long the shoes match rest of the outfit in terms of color and shape it's all good.

9. Dress/skirts: May be nice in some occasions, but not necessary. As long the clothing looks feminine and match it's good.

10. Jewelry: Nice!

11. Confidence: Good, but not exaggerate it.

12. Feet & back rubbed: It sound fun to do, so it's nice if she likes it. But to me it's more important she likes her neck touched, kissed, licked and hold. Sex isn't fun without some neck play. Neck is also important in flirting. A woman not wanting to touch my neck would be a turn off.

13. Sex: Regardless of gender, sex is important in a relationship. It should be frequently enough and of good quality. But with responsibility off course.

14. Attraction: It's natural people of both genders finds others attractive, even in a relationship. As long there's no cheating it's okay.

15. Gender roles: I prefer we splitting our bills and not caring too much about gender roles. Yes, feminine looks and vibes are good, but we should both contribute equally much at home and work. I would like to do the open the door, hold around her etc. Compliments are good regardless of gender. No need of being offended.

16. Loyal: Cheating are always wrong; male or female.

17. First move: Regardless of gender, making the first move and taking some initiative are good.

18. Food: I don't care if I dated a vegan, vegetarian or meat-eater as long they respected my meal choices and I could eat what I wanted to. But there would be some leftover if they didn't eat the meat though.

19. Job: Woman or man, to me it's important the person enjoys their job, are good in it and I finds it a bit interesting although I may not have the same job. If I finds a certain thing boring, the conversation would be boring.

20. Gay: I think if I dated someone, they had to respect LGBT+'s rights and not dislike them. I don't want to waste my time on people with an outdated view.

[dressed2kell]

Totally! Hetero men are lining up to smash Buck Angel ahead of Carmen Carrera. Note to the confused: male attraction has nothing to do with feminine attributes and is only about vaginas! So glad that someone gets it.

[Texaskid1]

Sadly , you have given a description of how women used to be. The reason that most feminists and SJW hate a take like this is because in their warped , drugged up mind when a woman is classy and acts like a lady she is oppressed. And the oppression is the bread and butter of SJWs everywhere. To them class is an old school trait from the evil patriarchy ( ohhhhhh... patriarchy... boo!) You are oppressed , I'm oppressed, hell my shadow is oppressed because it is following me around all day!!!

Second , being feminine takes work. My hat goes off to a woman that takes care of her appearance , exercises, watches her diet, bathes everyday, and basically does not at like a barn yard animal. Looking good takes a lot of work.

Have you seen the average SJW ( male and female). I have seen some radical, "woke" (I think this mean they put the bong down for more than 10 minutes) , SJW out there. They are some of the most vile people to every walk the face of the Earth. You will never find anyone more angry , bitter , and filled with rage as a SJW. Not to mention most of them have filthy hygiene habits. (OK , I'm sure that some of them do bath).

Anyways, I am sure that many of them will be butt hurt after reading your mytake ( which is very good). But don't worry - the sun is coming up soon. They will need to slither back to their safe spaces so as to not burst into flames.

[morimeme1]

What are you smoking even, it is not about being feminine or classy, it is about a woman choosing to be one way or another without some asshole saying she's not a real woman if she doesn't flaunt her goods and hate gays.

[myTake Owner]

Exactly. So far the only real woman who commented was from the South. That should be saying enough.

Liberal women are ugly, bad mannered and sleezy as hell. Seriously, who the hell goes out in public wearing sweat pants and slippers?

[morimeme1]

You are really generalizing, I agree with the sweat pants and slippers part though.

[Q-tipBoy]

That's why I think I am different from other guys.

Keep up with this bullshit mytake.

Basically , you want women to do all the artificial thingies for looking attractive.

I am sorry buddy, you're a real man.

A real man is attracted to women naturally.

A real man does not ask women to do all the artificial thingies for looking attractive.

A real man knows what a real* (= natural) woman is...

And therefore, he (real man) acknowledges* their natural physical attributes and accepts* it as a part of them.

Because a real man is attracted to women, not Barbie dolls

[humptydumpty01]

Arre way ladke! Jhakaas! Lol

[ihatesnakue]

Well somebody's talented in typing without looking..*,*
(Guys I think I'm a man... what to do what to do)

- Nice hands? Wut? Are hands not enough?
- Nice feet? I clean my feet but don't get manicures, SHIT I'M A MAN
- Nice legs? OmFg I dOn'T shaVE, MaLe SpeCiEs ConFIRmEd?
- Congratulations, I have long hair.
- Feminine body? I'm chubby and working on abs, oops.
- Face? I have acne, OH nO
- Gentle voice? Jeez what?
- Heels? What the fuck? You hate sneakers that much?
- Skirts and dresses? JeaNs ArE a sIn
- Jewelry? uH oH
- Flaunt their goods? Oopsie doopsie, no.
- Like getting feet and back rubbed? Like- What?
- A good fuck? - I don't know no comment. Every lady can speak for herself. Not all women need to like sex.
- Turned on by other men? How does this even matter?
- Appreciate compliments? I mean what? Why?
- Be loyal? I think both men and women should be loyal.
- First move? Jeez let people live. Some people are shy ya know?
- Eat meat? ShIt SoRRy I'M VEgEtarIaN.
- Do woman jobs? Wtf? Stereotype much?
- Homo is sick? - WELL SORRY I COMPLETELY FUCKING SUPPORT THEM.

bOi i ThiNk iT's TimE fOr YoU tO oPEn YouR eYeS

[Izzy_Rose]

I hope you’re a real man 😂

Including -
A large penis
Strong abs
Thick biceps
Toned back
Good taste in clothes
Not obese
Well kept facial hair
Clean body
Good Manners
Goes to the gym everyday
Can cook/grill
Has white straight teeth
Has no receding hairline
Deep sexy voice
Can go longer than ten min.

:) if not. Oof.

[myTake Owner]

Thank you.
I have "most" of those qualities.
What do you consider a "large penis"?

You should make that into a MyTake. Those are funny as hell.

[Guardian45]

HAHAHA!

[Tram321]

It’s good when women take care of themselves and confident and such. Then when I continue reading I just think your CRAZY. Lol. I would never make a list for a guy I date and expect them to check off the whole list. 😅😅 Love is supposed to be accepting one others flaws and building that love trust and respect. As being 25-29 years old do you hold those expectations to yourself? Because if she’s gonna check off that fantasy list then you better be ready to check off everything on her list, even if you don’t like what’s on there. Good luck. I have a great relationship with someone and I never put a list down. He’s perfect the way he is. I don’t have high expectations, just love me for the way I am and respect me and I will make sure your stomach is full and penis is happy. He calls me “the women of his dreams.”

[myTake Owner]

That's just it, girls don't wanna grow their pubic hair for men, but than say, "I won't date a man who has pubes and chest hair or is at least 6 ft tall."
So tell me who is the none accepting one?
I have to shave my body hair and look like a fag to get a date with these girls

[myTake Owner]

Or saying they like a man with "facial hair"
I don't like having facial hair, because it's uncomfortable for me.
So I can't get a girl because I shave?

[Browneye57]

They don't know what they want or like. It's just the feeling of the moment, and highly likely to change at any given moment - it's their RIGHT to do so, just ASK them! There is no basis in thought or reasoning, simply an emotion.
Watch what they DO, not what they SAY.

[Lightning8]

I wish most girls were as apparently accepting as you. I know that sounds passive aggressive, but I'm serious.

[kaewk]

I was expecting something with actual substance. You should know, not everyone is physically able to be your definition of perfect. My toes are short and stubby and they are precious. Your description of a “real” woman is flawed. One should flaunt her goods? Seriously?

[myTake Owner]

Thank you. I appreciate your feedback

[MysteriousDarkness]

The ressons you would not consider any of these real women are because: 1 is too scary, 1 is too big, 1 is too hairy, 1 hase too much muscles. They all look like women to me. Just because they do not fit the stereotypical look for a woman does not make them any less of a woman. It is more on how they act. My girlfriend is plus size, has hairy legs, does not wear make up except for special occasions, doesn't wear heels and she is a real woman. She was born a female, treats others with respect, is loving and caring etc. She has given birth and raised her son.
Women have different: hair (color, shade of that color, length and style) color of eyes, size and shape of nose, shape of chin, skin color, heights, figures etc.

[naijagurl]

I guess most of us aren’t real women. On behalf of all women on gag, I’m so happy you blessed us with this MyTake so we can finally see the truth. On a more serious note, you better be a full 10/10 in every aspect if this is what you seriously expect out of women.

[myTake Owner]

Have you see some of the "Real Men" MyTakes written by women.
You guys expect me to shave my body hair and pubes, but have a beard. I don't feel comfortable with either, but I feel you won't accept me or date me if I don't have these characteristics. Doesn't feel so good, does it?

[naijagurl]

At what point did I say that I agreed with those MyTakes written by women? All I’m saying is if you have really high standards for your partner then you better meet a really high standard as well otherwise you’re just being hypocritical.

[myTake Owner]

I agree

[hhues]

Real men dont type mytakes about what a real woman is, they just find one and love her.

I'd really like to see if you can find a "real woman" who's still happily oppressed enough to be okay with a man like you.

[hhues]

And just so you know, I fit all your "real woman" requirements aside from:
-Flaunting goods (im confident enough that I dont need people ogling me to know I look damn good)
-Be a homophobe (really? That made the list? Surprising that homophobes even still exist tbh)

And before you say I'm not a real woman, I'm very much real and a woman, im just not the woman for you (which honestly is fine by me because you seem a bit douchey).

[myTake Owner]

So you're only missing two. If you didn't love gay men I'd consider you a real woman. You're really damn close girl
I'm SO glad I made this anonymous. I didn't expect THIS kind of backlash.
But knowing the admins, this deouchey MyTake will get promoted.

[hhues]

I dont love gay men, I just dont care what they do, it's none of my business lol. They do what they do and I do what I do.

[myTake Owner]

Okay. That's fine. Just don't hang out with them.
So yeah you're real woman. Holy shit! I found you

[hhues]

Sure, call me a real woman. The one real woman you've found so far wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole, congratulations.

[myTake Owner]

You're not flattered?
You fit the criteria so why are you angry?

[hhues]

Me fitting your criteria doesn't make you less of an ass. I dont feel flattered at all. I want attractive people to be attracted to me, not douches.

[myTake Owner]

I'm an attractive deuche

[hhues]

You're not attractive if you have a bad personality, period.

[myTake Owner]

Why? 'Cuz I don't like masculine women?

[hhues]

Not liking masculine women is one thing, saying they're not a real woman just because you dont like them is another.

Everyone has personal preferences. For example: I want my man to be fit enough to go hiking and climbing with me, but that doesn't mean unift men aren't real men.

Insisting that all of the women here aren't real just because they dont fit your (near impossible) criteria is childish.

[myTake Owner]

Okay thank you.
Just search "Real Woman" in GAG search engine and see what other posts come up and let me know what you think.

[hhues]

Again, real men dont do mytakes on real women

[myTake Owner]

I'm gonna delete this MyTake if it'll let me. So basically I wasted a whole fucking day writing this

[hhues]

You posted it as anonymous so it's not hurting your account if that's your concern. Seeing posts like these can be kind of awakening for the women out there.

The lesson to be learned here is that your personal preferences are just that: personal. Insisting that someone isn't a real woman just because they're not your kind of woman is nothing short of insulting to the many real women out there who aren't physically capable of meeting these criteria you've put in place.

Again, there's nothing wrong with having preferences, just dont be an ass toward the people who dont fit them. Plain and simple.

Something I think is funny (but seems to be something someone like you wouldve put) is that you didn't mention that your ideal woman should be born with a vagina lol

[myTake Owner]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My MyTake got featured and I've been awarded 100 points. Just like I said.
How does that make you feel?

[hhues]

Featured doesn't mean it's good lol, it just means its controversial. People get featured for dumb shit all the time.

[hhues]

Does getting featured make you feel validated in these beliefs in some way?

[myTake Owner]

Nah, just that these kinds of MyTakes aren't going away no matter how much people hate them

[hhues]

Of course, with every generation comes a new wave of clueless boys, the dilemma at its root never changes, we're all human.

[Anonymous]

“A woman’s feet should be soft and smooth” ... “she must wear heels”.

You realise that these almost directly contradict each other right?

From the way this is written, and the photos you’ve chosen, I’m guessing you’re a 30 year old Indian male with no relationship experience, still living with mummy and daddy waiting for them to arrange a marriage with some poor sod from a village who will respond to your every chauvinistic beck and call.

[myTake Owner]

Well than I obviously dont know much about feet

[CubsterShura]

His entire myTake is full of contradictions. Real women aren't afraid to break norms but also real women only choose womanly jobs? These two don't go together lmaoaoaoaoao

[Q-tipBoy]

I hate the my take.

But disrespecting Indian men and their preference for arranged marriage.. was ridiculous.

[Kas19]

Disrespecting forced marriages isn't ridiculous. Forced marriages are ridiculous.

[humptydumpty01]

@Kas19
Bro, arranged marriages aren't forced marriages, like you have to marry this person. Nope, that's not how it works.
Two of them are given enough time to talk and get to know each other and they both have a choice to reject each other. Nothing in that is forced.
I don't know why western people thinks that arranged marriages are some kind of trade and whatnot
Dude it's really not what you think it is

[Q-tipBoy]

@Kas19

they're not forced marriages in the first place.

We are asked if we like each other. We can also ask them to give us more space , time to talk and time to decide what we want.

If we want to reject someone , then we need to explain the reason for rejecting so that they could find someone according to what we like.

Our parents also ask us (jokingly) whether we already have someone in our life.

If you can understand that "people should be able to choose their partners freely", then what makes you think that our parents can't understand the same thing?

[Kas19]

Nah.

[humptydumpty01]

@Kas19 Could you not be any more clear, please?

[Q-tipBoy]

After doing all these things for our happiness, our parents will marry us with anybody of their choice, without asking us?

Do you seriously believe that?

[CubsterShura]

@Kas19 ok firstly you don't even KNOW anything about arranged marriages and how they are done and you suddenly think you got the right to disrespect something because of what your ignorant mind thinks of it?

[Q-tipBoy]

What can we expect from strangers who don't believe in their own parents.

After living with your parents all those years , if you can't believe in them, then it's a shame.

Living with parents for so many years
If you can't trust your parents, then it's shameful, isn't it?

If you can't trust your parents, how will you be able to trust your partner?

[humptydumpty01]

Guys chill, it's a huge misconception in the west that arrange marriage is some kind of slavery or something
I don't think we can help those people
🤷

[Kas19]

Yep.

[Felinegirl]

Luckily, different people have different preferences. I need clean short nails for my medical job.
I don't wear heels, they're uncomfortable and unpractical.
I'll decide for myself what job suits me, thank you very much.
On meat: I care more about the environment than about your opinion on what I should eat.
Oh and homosexuality is completely fine.

Saying jobs should be gender specific is actually sexist. That's like saying all women should be short and all men should be tall. Just because something is average, doesn't mean it's true for every individual. There might be more women who can teach and more men suited to mining, but that doesn't mean a good male teacher or female mineworker should be shamed or denied.

[myTake Owner]

But you didn't think there are jobs that are better suited for men and jobs that are better suited for women?

[Felinegirl]

In general, yes. But I think the differences are smaller biologically than culturally. For example, most intelligent jobs are just as easy for both. Women are on average slightly better at empathy and social skills, men are on average physically stronger. But not every man is strong and not every woman is a social butterfly. Does not mean they're bad people.

[humptydumpty01]

Dude, I don't think I have left anything else to say
You contradict yourself
People in opinions section are roasting you
And yup, I think you're a barbie doll too who lives in a fantasy world which is never gonna come true
Please don't tell me that you think santa Claus is true now!!
Look, I know you have to right to speak and express your views but that doesn't mean you can say any BS. That literally doesn't make any sense at all
And I don't think you'll be able to find someone that "perfect" anytime in the foreseeable future
"If you posses all or most of these characteristics blablabla..."
Dude grow up, they are women not your pet monkey
And yeah, the comment section is entertaining, you're getting roasted

[humptydumpty01]

Thank you for giving me a down vote

[VIVANT]

You did not leave the job segregation to the last by any means. You actually put women should do women jobs up top. The very first claim exemplifies your view of women and work. No mystery there.

You could not claim labor segregation any clearer than in saying women’s hands should not reflect labor.

[VIVANT]

Or strength.. very convenient.

[myTake Owner]

Cool. Thank you

[VIVANT]

The thing is people are unique and that is what makes the world interesting. You can’t command proclivity that does not naturally exist in an individual without losing what makes the person beautiful and powerful.

Segregation amongst other problems - like being very oppressive and driving people crazy encouraging prejudice and perpetuating hate crimes and violence-wraiths the human race. It’s just not efficient way to evolve powerfully. 🤷‍♀️

[VIVANT]

I think we should honker and respect the strengths people present and help them work on their weaknesses instead of wasting time trying to make people things they are not. If people were naturally as you say you wouldn’t need to instruct them to be what they are not.

Women who do not fit this Mold do not bc it’s not who they are nor choose to be. There’s nothing inspiring about insisting they be different.

It’s ok if you don’t find all women fuckable... This really isn’t what makes a real woman. It’s just what Makes you personally want to fuck them. Cool you know what you like. I support the fact you have your own preferences. But it’s a huge leap to culturally impose that on an entire people. 🙂

[VIVANT]

.. an entire human race.

[Anonymous]

I'm neither a "feminist" and SJW, but this was a lot. You might have a hard time finding someone who fits all the criteria. I think a real woman is compassionate and eating compassionately and accepting homosexuality is compassionate behavior. But we all have different views.

I have a lot of these traits, but all is nearly impossible. Are these standards or preferences?

[myTake Owner]

I feel women have forgotten how to be feminine

[Opinion Owner]

That may be, but all these traits? Its okay if this is your general opinion on what a feminine woman is cause thats very subjective, but are all of these your standards?

[Guardian45]

Dude! WOW! I forgot what it was like to be your age and have unrealistic expectations. I used to think like you and that's how I managed to get married and then almost as quick divorced!

Lose your lofty expectations and be realistic or you will be extremely lonely. Perhaps, you'll be lucky and get a sexbot, but certainly ain't getting any woman I know with these rules. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but go back to your drawing board!

[SkipStop]

I skimmed through this because I knew that these would be on the list. So I went straight to the comments. Wooo. Very entertaining. While I agree that all these things are true, you can't expect to ever find this type of girl. They just don't exist. But you can build your own perfect robot. It will be very expensive though.

[myTake Owner]

There's one in the comments section that claims to be a real woman except for the homophobia and body flaunting

[-Wildfire-_]

So, if someone does not meet those standards then what are they? a "fake" women? are they a failure if they do not live up to someone else standards? and since when does someone else have the right to determine if another person is a "real" women or not? do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? Also, I have another question. You seem to be aware that these standards piss a lot of people off, and a LOT of people disagree with these standards, so do you really think these standards are actually real or will be taken seriously? if these are the standards I have to live up to to be considered a women then I don't want to be anything close to a fucking "real women" ill choose to be a freak instead thank you.

[Miss_Savanna_Dry]

I find this pretty hilarious. Good on you if you (author) believe that. I hope u meet the same standards for a real man when u meet this real women 😉

[myTake Owner]

I don't. You guys want me to shave my body hair and pubes and grow a beard and be ripped and have a fat cock

[Miss_Savanna_Dry]

Your comment is even more hilarious. If there are women expecting that from you then don't give them the time of day. Be yourself.

[myTake Owner]

But I like them.

[Miss_Savanna_Dry]

I wouldn't if I was you. A person won't find someone that ticks every box.

[myTake Owner]

I know but, we'd be a good match for each other and she'd probably date me if I fit her aesthetic preferences.

[Miss_Savanna_Dry]

Then she's clearly not the one for you. I personally like hairy guys and dad bods, not ripped, whereas my friend likes guys that shave and is lean. To each to their own. I'm not every guys ideal woman, but maybe someone out there might just think I'm their cup of tea. And that's the only person il give my time of day too. The rest of the guys can go fuck themselves, I couldnt care less about what they want or expect me to be.

[Anonymous]

These are really tame actually. I know you could have trolled better than this. Anyway,

Things I don’t do and still got the guy:

- Wear heels
- Wear dresses
- Make the first move
- Women’s jobs
- Homophobe

Win for me. Oh and my man cooks and cleans. It’s hot.

[myTake Owner]

You got a guy who didn't like real women.
I'm not trolling

[Opinion Owner]

No he's a real man who likes a good woman.

[hhues]

Really surprised you're not trolling lol. It really sucks to know there are boys (yes, boys) like you in the world.