I decided to write this MyTake because I feel tall girls don't get the appreciation they deserve. I've heard of "Short Girl Appreciation Day", but where is "Tall Girl Appreciation Day"? Don't get me wrong, short girls have their pros too, but they get enough love. Today, I wanna give some love to tall girls, especially since I feel a lot of tall girls are insecure about their height. I hope this MyTake will make tall girls feel more confident about their bodies. A word of warning though, this MyTake does contain some sarcastic remarks about short girls. So if you don't have a sense of humor, don't read this.
Reason Number 1
This is probably the only one that won't start any debate, as I think both men and women, including myself, agree that long legs are sexy. In fact, this is probably my favorite physical feature of tall girls. There is just something sexy about a woman with long, slender legs. Long legs are also better for performing certain activities, which I will mention further below. There is also a romance factor that I like about them. There is just something sexy about a man's mouth slowly working it's way down a set of long legs. It takes longer to reach your destination, building stronger tension and anticipation. Yeah, long legs rock!
Reason Number 2
You've probably noticed that taller girls tend to have larger feet, which makes sense because if their feet were small they would fall over. I know a lot of girls with big feet are really insecure about them, but trust me ladies, there are plenty of guys out there who love 'em. I'm one of them. It's a widely known fact on GAG that I have a thing for women's feet, and in my opinion, the bigger the better. I'm trying to keep this MyTake at a PG-13 rating, so I don't wanna get too explicit, but you probably know the kinds of things of things foot lovers are into. So let's just say, "there's more to love." ;)
Reason Number 3
LONG TOESThis is another common feature in tall girls that many people consider unusual and even hideous, often giving them nasty nicknames like "finger toes". So it's not a shocker that many tall girls feel insecure about their long toes and try to hide them. Once again, you have nothing to be ashamed of ladies. Long toes are incredibly beautiful and feminine, and you should consider yourself extremely fortunate to have been blessed with them. And once again for foot fetishers, there is more to love. ;)
Reason Number 4
If you're starting to notice the theme here, basically, tall girls tend to have longer body parts, and the same thing applies to their fingers. And in case you haven't figured it out already, I have a preference for longer digits. As is the case with toes, I find long fingers extremely attractive and feminine. And believe or not, even THESE get quite a bit of hate. If someone tells you you have "alien fingers", don't take it as a compliment. I have long fingers and have also been made fun of for it. Seriously, I don't know what's wrong with people. They have poor taste. The fact that I myself have long fingers, is the reason I'm attracted to girls with long fingers. We don't need to feel insecure in front of each other. Long fingers are beautiful, and two long fingered people holding hands must be quite something.
Reason Number 5
Okay, I know this isn't something that's limited exclusively to tall girls, but when was the last time you saw a fat girl who was 5 ft 10? Exactly, you probably haven't. From my observations, tall girls typically tend to be slimmer and also more fit and athletic. This is probably because tall girls are more physically active and more likely to participate in sports or yoga.
Reason Number 6
EASIER MAKE-OUT SESSIONS
If you think this one is a bit silly and over-the-top, you've probably never tried to make out with a short girl. Of course, I haven't either, but I have seen enough to know it is no easy feat. You shouldn't have to stand on your tippy toes, nor should I have to bend down or lift you out to make out with you. It kind of ruins the moment, when we have to stand in awkward positions in order to be able to make out. With tall girls, you do not have this problem, because you are at equal eye level and can move in right for the kiss. With tall girls, you can caress and kiss for several minutes, because you don't need to continuously adjust positions every minute. You can focus on the task at hand. I'm not saying short girls are bad kissers, but it's kind of hard to demonstrate your skills if you can't even reach your boyfriend's lips.
Reason Number 7
THEY MAKE BETTER HIKING BUDDIES
In addition to looking extremely sexy, long legs also come in handy when taking a girl hiking, or even just for a short walk through town. If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me, "Slow down, Zeus! I can't walk that fast! I have short legs!" I'd have enough money to hike all my bucket list destinations. EVERY TIME I take a girl or my mother hiking, I have this problem. I am naturally a fast walker, especially when my adrenaline is pumping or I'm running short on time. Plus, when I walk slow my legs cramp up. I don't mean to put down short girls, and there are a lot of things I love about them, but they are the worst hiking buddies. These girls are annoying and make you lose precious time. And they always end up getting left behind, because they simply cannot keep up with me. With tall girls, I do not have this problem. They're long sexy legs allow them to match my stride and pace, which is something short girls simply cannot do.
Thanks for reading. Any "negative" or "sarcastic" comments made about short girls were purely for comedic purposes. This MyTake did not intended to put down short girls, but instead reinforce the confidence of tall girls. I hope tall girls appreciated this MyTake, and short girls were not offended by it.