So despite the concerning news with my relationship I woke up this morning still thinking about how I'm gonna moves things forward and while checking my funds I realized I had enough money to see about an important tool, some condoms!
As you all should know I'm a 19yo virgin, and my only experience with condoms was about 2 or 3 years ago in, highschool, fucking around with my sisters boyfriend's magnums (he had a big box). I knew I was in the large
Range since I could fit fucking magnums at that age but when you have zero friends, no girlfriend, and everybody hates you, you don't give a rats shitty ass about having a big dick.
I had to watch the damn toddler all morning but once my relatives got home I set out on my bike before my mom could get back and fuck up my plans. First I went to target and I was greeted by a row of shit too small and two teenage boys equally as mad. I made a joke as I walked off and they both laughed.
I honestly felt a wave of anger and sadness for being so late (possibly still not there) to the party but I still felt a little happy about the fact that there was hope!
So my final hope was shitty ass walgreens and peddled my ass over there as fast as I could. In the store I met yet another man, this time a lot older than me, and we both complained about the condom prices and lack of better sizing or a cheapers options. I did find my skyn large size though and I reluctantly purchased the box. The cashier wasn't an asshole and nobody stopped me, looked at me, or anything. I peddled home super fast and hid my protection successfully without interruption.
Time Will tell if I actually get to use my condoms (hopefully within the year before the expiration date 😌) but I feel like more of a man for having had the experience and knowing how to get myself the proper protection.