My Top 5 Tips For Vaginas To #TasteLikeCandy

[sugarchateau]

I have a scent fetish, I would know what works, here's my advice:

1) Ph Balance Soap

Ph Balance Soap

Clean daily, outer not inner vagina. Dab coconut oil/aloe vera around lips afterwards. Epsom salt with lavender oil soaks are amazing. Do a deep vanilla and cinnamon oatmeal bath soak. Dab a little bit of honey or agave on your pussy lips (a little bit, not a lot, and only right before sex).

2) Underwear

Change your underwear everyday. Use panty liners during the day (change those out through out the day). Wear cotton material underwear to help your pussy get fresh air (try to avoid wearing underwear as much as possible). Definitely don't sleep with any underwear on at night.

3) Avoid These Foods/Drinks

Coffee, garlic/onions, broccoli, heavy protein diet, bread/yeast, heavily salted foods and alcohol. (safe foods: natural fats, veggies, nuts, fruits, oatmeal, chia seeds, honey, yogurt and foods with omega3, apple cider vinegar is safe).

4) Supplements

Prenatal vitamins. Pueraria Mirifica. Synsepalum dulcificum (you and partner eat this 30 min before sex).

5) Partners Oral Health

Make sure your partner brushes their teeth before and after. Rub some coconut oil on your partners chin and lips. Taking care of their mouth, will help take care of your coochie to keep it balanced and clean- so it stays smelling great. Like, brush their teeth for them if they let you- because then you'll make sure it's as good as it will get.

[i1T2daty]

I like the taste of a clean healthy vag. Better than candy Full disclosure, age 14 I thought going down on girl, she agreed, with, whipped cream on, in and around area. Incredibly bad idea. I felt obligated to follow through until she came. Ate lots of vaguely anchovy flavored whipped cream to get there. Even worse, whipped cream artificially flavored

If that sounds hot, keep it in your imagination because it wasn’t the most erotic experience I ever had. What do you expect from a 14 year old guy.

[sugarchateau]

hahahahaha thanks for sharing ur story

[ChurchOfIron]

Definitely avoid wearing underwear.

What the fuck woman? "Definitely avoid any potentially healthy foods". Besides, I've heard that pineapple and bananas are great for tasting good?

And you gotta have some hella skills to be able to brush someone else's teeth. o_O;; I wouldn't let her near me with a toothbrush. Though, of course, I would do my part to ensure the cleanliness of her coochie.

[sugarchateau]

hey, when you commit... you just commit and go hard. LOL not everyone is that dedicated and thats fine... but they won't have a top notch yummy cooch. hahahahha and you definitely dont have to do this all the time, only when u tryin to impress. if u wanna half ass it lolol. I brush dogs teeth all the time, I don't know about everyone else but i could do it.

[ChurchOfIron]

Cunt commitment. I like it. Fair enough. ^-^ You've inspired me. I might need to up my dick dedication, now. You're still not coming close to me with a toothbrush, though. :P

[sugarchateau]

no worries! I didn't want to be put to work anyways lolol u can definitely brush ur own teeth hahaha

[ChurchOfIron]

[SexyAshh]

Sounds interesting but unless you have a gross smelling vag. I dont feel like all of this is nessecary.

Until a guys dick tastes like candy ill pass going to this extent.

Nontheless, good mytake!

[sugarchateau]

ya its only if you want it to taste sweet lol if somebody didn't want a stanky vag they should just clean themselves lololol

[SexyAshh]

True. And i did like you wrote in everything super natural/organic. Thats a major plus!:)

[sugarchateau]

Im glad you appreciate my work <3

[EmbraceThePain]

I will store this valuable information for my future girlfriend, thank you sugarchateau.

[sugarchateau]

<3 just trying to help my neighbors lol

[JDavid25]

I guess these results worked for you.. Lol.. But for some reason it makes me wanna eat.. Lol.. In both ways..

[sugarchateau]

motivational speakers say its a good thing to get hungry and motivated lol

[JDavid25]

Yeah, well you motivated me to wanna devour somethin.. LOL..

[sugarchateau]

LOL well, i'm sorry and your welcome hahahaha

[JDavid25]

LOL.. You don't need to be sorry, and of course.. ;).. XD

[Robertcw]

☺️🙃. Well, this gave me mental images that cannot be unseen. 🤣

[sugarchateau]

now you are thinking of dabbing?

[Nik1hil]

Excuse me..
Does your store supplies same book but for dicks and if not i volunteer to experiment

[sugarchateau]

LOL try it out and let me know. I haven't done that for guys, I wouldn't know

[Nik1hil]

Well considering I cannot suck my own dick.. How am I supposed to know the outcome of experiment!. Even if it's a success

[sugarchateau]

ur a capable human being, you figure it out my man!!!

[Nik1hil]

Well.. I cannot remove 2 vertebra from my Spine!.. Alone.. With removing them.. Scientifically I can suck my dick!. But then.. I wouldn't need women anymore..

[sugarchateau]

OML lol i like how you brought this back to women hahahah

[Nik1hil]

Hey, if I could suck my dick.. I would have never gotten a degree.. And wouldn't be working in field of cryptocurrency so be a successful person.. My needs would have already been made.. So instead of removing my vertebra.. Or getting a tasting blowjob.. We have an option to collect the groin fluids and test them for all sort of available chemical compounds and conclude the change in taste with program..

[Nik1hil]

Well.. Guess, I am sucking my dick then.. 🤔😢😢

[blythely]

L Arginine Sunflower Lecithin Avoid asparagus If you cut out high protein expect poor gains

[blythely]

Sucking your own dick is not as awesome as you might image.

[blythely]

Imagine

[Nik1hil]

@blythely Dude.. Wake up.. This isn't real.. I am goofing off with a fellow gagger!.. Spreading joy and smile!..

[ChiTown33]

What if you don't like coconut? Do they have a "new car" smell? lol

[sugarchateau]

LOL pls let me kno if u find that out

[monkeynutts]

Hahahahahaha! Ide still eat yours even if it was funky.

[sugarchateau]

hahahahahaha you're wild

[monkeynutts]

Yeah, ide just throw on that honey, sprinkle some cinnamon, maybe pack it with anise, and cardamon pods, and other spices.

[sugarchateau]

ya make me into a delicious treat LOL such a pro chef

[monkeynutts]

I'm your are delicious sugar, no one has to make changes.

[sugarchateau]

lol you're a good ass kisser too

[monkeynutts]

😋 the best.

[24brownish]

Wondering why no girls had their say on here. I m not sure if any of these actually work.. does it change ur smell or even ur taste? I was so turned off my last girlfriend has a really strong smell..

[sugarchateau]

So sometimes vaginas, when they are not taken care of, have a very strong scent based off the bacteria thats bad and built up (when not properly cleaned daily, with enough fresh air to keep it from getting to wet which is a temp and texture where bacteria can grow)... A yeast infection can happen after that build up goes on for too long... Then when a girls diet consists of "strong" odor foods, it creates strong odors in vagina... SO when a woman changes her diet to an alkaline based diet and maintains her ph balance and cleanliness... her natural scent becomes light and more like nothing- like light pheromones, smells feminine and sweet (especially when her diet is more veggies and fruits and nuts). I don't know its hard to explain. adding just the right amount of moisture via coconut oil after cleaning, helps to maintain so the vagina doesn't over produce moisture to make up for what was taken away after getting cleaned. Adding a touch of honey to the pussy lips before getting eaten out adds a sweet touch, like sweetening your tea before drinking it. In America, because sex is shamed for women- there's not a lot of sexual education. I'm here to try and inform people so everyone can enjoy a good time lolol I'm not lying. Try these tips!

[sugarchateau]

consistency is key

[24brownish]

Lol.. Americans shame sex? Thats news to me.. But however . Wudnt the honey get done with with just few strokes of tongue on lips. N fruits can also be strong scented..

[sugarchateau]

ya, you can add as you go- but usually you dont need that much- once it's on your tongue the flavor stays in your mouth for a bit. The vagina shouldn't have a strong odor or even taste like much if not a little sweet on its own (different type of sweet, not like sugar but like female ugh I don't know its hard to explain), the honey would be adding to the naturally sweet flavor. and ya i assume women dont really go crazy with a lot of fruits, plus thats an entirely huge topic in itself. I should probably cover the diet part.

[sugarchateau]

With American sex shame... its complicated. They sexualize a shit ton of stuff, but no one in society wants to be slut shamed. Like they say breast feeding is inappropriate in public, but breasts in a bra on a commercial ad in public is fine.

[24brownish]

I appreciate u taking so much time yo explain.. i did have phone sex with a girl once n when she tasted n smelled her own for the first time.. she sais it didn't have a smell or taste anything.. maybe a little jelly type.. how i wish i was with a girl that didn't smell or taste bad.

[sugarchateau]

I'm here trying to spread information for y'all. because I also enjoy a good smelling pussy, I want these girls to damn well take care of themselves because I MYSELF want a delicious time lolol like shit!

[24brownish]

Hahha. So u like going down on girls as well? Lol

[sugarchateau]

I love to dominate and blow minds in bed, it gives me a damn good ego thrill. I give my best game when I'm enjoying myself and I best enjoy myself when their shit be smelling good. I've been abstinent for a damn year, but I'm thinking about getting back in the game with women.. so I decided to share some advice hoping this shit spreads like butter all over their buns

[24brownish]

Hahah. omg u r a nice chat.. so u were lesbian since always.

[sugarchateau]

Ya, dude, I made poetry about women ever since I was a little girl lmaoooo that shit was hella embarrassing to go back an read. 10x more embarrassing when its my family reading it back to me and laughing their asses off hahaha

[24brownish]

Hahaha.. i wana read a passage out of thaaat. Lol

[sugarchateau]

I was talking mad dirty shit about the girls I went to school with hahahaha just making it rhyme at the end hahaha talked about fucking boobies man hahahah i was such a dirty dorkkkkk

[24brownish]

Fucking boobies!! Hahahaha. U were a wild lesbian. Lol

[sugarchateau]

god I was such a horny prick, I'd try and teach girls how to masturbate and try and show them pictures of sex positions in the cosmo magazines to peak their interest more. damnnnn that shit is soooo embarrassing to look back at, holy fuk hahahaha

[sugarchateau]

i can't believe it even fucking worked!! like wtf man

[24brownish]

Okay it was like whaat when u said u tried to teach them.. and then. It worked. ! Lol howww. What would u call working

[sugarchateau]

when i say that it worked.. i mean i got these fuckin girls to start fucking masturbating in front of me... we were the same age and I was out smartin these girls based on my appeal to their curiosity. what the actual hellll, its hella weird looking back- especially when i fucking choose to actually think about that shit

[24brownish]

Daaang.. how long ago beforr that had u started masterbating.. wym in front of u. Like u cud actually touch n rub theit clits for them?+

[sugarchateau]

dude I was fucking 12. I didn't try to touch them, i was just pervin out like a fuckin creep getting them to masturbate in my bed in front of me, and they didn't think it would be something I was into? god I feel hella guilty looking back at that at the age that I am at now...

[sugarchateau]

like holy shit, i didn't realize how fuckin weird that was of me to do hahahahah what the fuck!! geeeee

[24brownish]

Hahahhaha ur curiosity must have made u touch. Lol.

[sugarchateau]

nah, I wouldve never dared to step beyond boundaries I couldnt return from. I wasn't ready to face the consequences, i was a little shit head kid just fuckin around but too big of a whimp to even think I could proceed further than what i already got to. but like damnn, I can't believe i didn't think about this before... i'm 24... well i have done a lot of fucked up shit since then. i guess i was distracted

[24brownish]

Hahahah more fucked up than that? U didn't mind them cumming all over ur bed lol

[sugarchateau]

actually wish I thought of that at that age, but I wasn't that brilliant of a nugget- i was lost in star space just thinking about the fact that I saw that shit even happen.

[24brownish]

Waaaaowwww.. so how long did u just watch beforr actually touching one

[sugarchateau]

actually, my fuckin female cousin made moves on me like that year and we scissored LOL i didn't realize how fucked up i've been or why hahahaha holy shit

[24brownish]

Hahaha. Ur cousin! Did u reach her to masterbatr too

[sugarchateau]

nah we practiced on each other, we come from the same blood. we're just those type of mares I suppose. Bloody hell how genes work.

[24brownish]

Ohhh so she was the first u touched.. was it her that bring up the idea lol

[sugarchateau]

ya she invited me to play mommy and daddy looooool

[blythely]

Alcohol? Yeah no

[sugarchateau]

Not for everyone :)

[Poormanscomedian]

informing

[sugarchateau]

I hate when the freaking editor thingy messes up the order of the sentences, it doesn't make sense to me on how it does that... xD but glad its still informing

[AwesomeLadaaay]

Mine does lol

[legalboxers]

yum...

[Dolemite510]

A vagina is never gunna taste like candy 😂😂

[sugarchateau]

you're missing out my man. <3

[CT_CD]

Vaginas aren't going to taste like candy. Tasting someone's genitals is gross

[sugarchateau]

if u think tasting genitals is gross, ur first sentence is irrelevant loooool

[Victor1212]

You really care of him.

[Anonymous]

I have found a way as well... don't be a nasty hoe and wash your hole.

[sugarchateau]

Hm, too bad "hoe" doesn't rhyme with "hole" or it might've been a slightly useful phrase to just shout out in summary rather than taking my damn time to compile a detailed list that actually helps people beyond the obvious.

[Anonymous]

I was always told, “if it smells like fish eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone” lol it’s never done me wrong

[sugarchateau]

LOL bc men wear cologne so it would be a dick that you dont want to eat so ur not gay?

[Anonymous]

Tastes great less filling. Well, I fill it after tasting it.