The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

Here’s a take on some facts about myself. I made this a while back but i wanted to update everything and summarize a bit better lol.

#1 My Name is Desi, Not my Ethnicity

A lot of GaGers assume that im Desi/Indian, but I’m black (caramel baby). My name Desi, not dizzy (which is an an adjective) 👌

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#2 I’m 24 and i Like Em Bout 24

A lot of you are into these huge ass age gaps and get all confused when you meet someone whos not. I dont wanna date my dad or son. I like a close age range of 2-3 years, preferably same age. And you can't base it on maturity cause I've met some immature ass “grown” men over 30.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#3 Im the Not So Traditional Christian

Im Baptist not Catholic, attend church like twice a month and have only picked up a bible a few times in life but really need to work on that. I mostly wear hoodies/jeans/sweats everywhere including to church. I still watch porn a few times a week and gamble a few times a year. I pray every night before bed and I cuss on occasion but i mumble a prayer of forgiveness right after. I try to pay my tithes every check. I was pressured into having sex at 15, repented and returned to celibacy at 16, and then returned to my sexcapades at 24. Debating if ill go back 🤦‍♀️

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#4 I’M I N D E P E N D E N T

In the past, i voted Democrat because i didn't read into politics much and still dont but i just voted whatever my fam wanted. Once i finally started looking into both sides, i realized that my fam and I are def more on the conservative side but ig they voted dem due to healthcare, gun laws, and lack of racists . But aside from that, We’re really not into liberal stuff like abortion, euthanasia and sexuality. Anyways, im gonna start voting independent.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#5 I Like to Keep a Low “Score”

I had sex with two idiots that I thought i’d marry someday soon. It backfired and i regretted not waiting til marriage AGAIN. I gave in to the first pressure because i loved him. Eventually i like it and grew addicted. But came to my senses when he was taken away and returned to celibacy. I know its backwards af but my second boyfriend and i tried to wait but im a dang tease. So 2 down and 1 to go. Im not really waiting til marriage anymore but also not popping puss for just anyone. I really wanted the 3rd to be the final countdown.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#6 I Dont Find LDRs All That Bad

2016 and back I talked to a lot of guys here in my city. But these mfs turn out to just wanted to fck OR pretend they dont already have a girlfriend OR are broke af and want me to pay for all dates OR dont have a car... so it felt like an LDR anyway. So I don't know i just wanted to try something different and didn't let distance stop me. I’ve emotionally been to Australia (2016), India (2016), Canada (2016), Brazil (2017), Northern USA (2017), UK (2018), Denmark (2019), And Germany (2019). They were great guys. Distance didn't stop us but time management (a big pet peeve) and indecisiveness did... oh yea and that one guy who wanted me to watch him finger his ass 🤢 As of now i do prefer the guy live in the same city or be willing to move to the same place in a year or less.

#7 I Want It All Before 30

I would like to be a wife and mom in my mid-twenties. Im still going to work but when i turn 30+, ill focus more on career while the kids are at school. Im cool with us both signing a prenup to show thats what yours is yours, whats mine is mine, and that we have the right to protect anything that we choose not to combine. I want a strictly monogamous relationship where we only look at others when we invite the neighbors over to do live porn and fck in front of eachother 😂

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#8 I Have Options

IF a relationship doesn't work by 2021, then single me will be en route to in vitro or artificial insemination. I do want love but i want kids more than anything and won't being single stop me. I get that single moms are less appealing but i’ll deal. I also get that a kid needs a father figure. Emphasis on figure.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#9 I Gasm

I have an extremely dirty mind at times, no doubt. But i literally just find discussing sexual stuff to be entertaining. Im not often horny and ig you can say i have a low sex drive. Heck, I dont even masturbate. And im not crazy about receiving oral. Sometimes i do nippleplay but for the most part i cum from this thing i call mentalgasms. I have to keep it my drive low because once i start, i can't stop. I mean My ex and i literally went from 10am Saturday to 3am Sunday with 5-10 minute breaks. So yea its best i wait for a long term committed relationship and then i’ll burst with love and wetness.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#10 Ya Girls Got Goals

Sexual goals that is... Okay technically i’ve completed almost all the sex in public ones lol. I still want that hotel window though. I used to have a bad “make em cum” fetish but have since retired. Like I’d literally SAY anything (not do anything) to anybody just to help em cum. I also used to want to be a sex therapist, porn director, phone sex operator, and erotica author.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#11 I’m Loyal to The Southside

I like living down here. I get that the north makes better money but it just doesn't feel like home and the food ain't seasoned right. Lol I def wanna move outside of MS for a few years to make money in another southern state but i’ll prob come back here to build a house before 30. Plus i just love hearing the southern accent on a guy. I also dont care to travel much. Some want to travel the world. I just wanna visit NY, FL, TX, Bahamas, and Australia then stay home lol.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#12 I’m an Indoorsy Loner

Yea i live in the south but hardly go outdoors 😂 Plus im afraid of animals and there's a lot of cats/dogs out there. Lol aside from animals and Outside of a boyfriend, I can't stand hanging around people in person for long. I get annoyed easily and dont wanna be around “friends” for more than an hour or two. I kinda only communicate with them like once a week, maybe twice a month, maybe three times a year. Im just not that interested in others outside of a relationship. Im really not a good friend. So dont count on me much 🤷‍♀️ Im also indoorsy and a homebody and dont like to leave the house much UNLESS im going to the movies, grocery store or on a date.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi
The 15 Facts of Life a Desi
The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#13 Im a Graduate with a Mediocre Job

I had a pointless major and got a pointless degree and now i have a seemingly pointless job. Its hard to get a good job if you dont have job experience. So i worked my butt off in 6 years of school then 4 years of college and then at this job for nearly 2 years in hopes it’ll finally count for something.

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi
The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#14 I Love Music/Art/Entertainment

I love music of all genres although i only listen to screamo/metal when playing a racing game. I also used to want to be a rapper or ghost writer lol. I really love oil paintings by Leonid Afremov. I watch a heck of a lot of tv. Im sure you saw my tv list on my other post lol. Thats only the half of it

The 15 Facts of Life a Desi

#15 I’m Retiring from GAG

I’ve been on gag since 2015 and i intend to leave come 2020...one. Lol. This site is toxic regardless of what some say and i stay in trouble lol. People can't handle when i get naughty. Im bout to catch a body. Haha let me stop. I’ve enjoyed being here for the most part but the cyberbullying has to stop peeps. Anyways, i’ve talked about about myself enough for today 👋🙏💕

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Most Helpful Guys

  • You're very self aware about your life and what has led up to it. Which is good! I'm glad you want to work on that Bible reading as well. And I'd encourage you to stop cussing entirely too, it's not really useful for anything else than giving power to darkness.

    I agree with point 2, happy about point 4, as well as 6. And probably in agreement about point 7 as well. Can't say I agree with point 8 because it seems unbiblical to me. 14 definitely.

    And 15, I feel I agree there as well. This is a toxic site!

    • Well glad you like :)

  • So I remember one time feeling a bit low after arriving back from the pub after a hard week, and you inviting me to a games site (?) and just being an absolute princess to me, introducing me to other people on the site and just being really sweet. So whilst we don't interact that much I'll always have your back as the Desi I know is an absolute sweetheart.

    • Omgeeeee yes i enjoyed playing pool with you :D

    • Thanks for MHO!

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  • Wow, thanks for the boldness genuineness to match, though I Just joined recently I can't help but be a little sadden. I'm losing my first follower😢 (and friend, if you will..😬). Thanks for the great convos, and inquisitive questions some of them really helped me to want to share in hopes to help

    • Im not going anywhere just yet :) just to sleep but i’ll be back haha

  • Thanks for sharing the bio, Des. I admire your open mindedness, honesty, low inhibition, character, ideals and sense of humor. You're good peeps. I like you.

    • Thanks!! I like ya too 👍👍

  • being a former mod here ii can agree its toxic more so than you realize. just glad the mods that are still here are keeping the really bad stuff off thew site.

    • They haven't been doing their job lately from what i seen. Maybe they need you back

    • yeah but they haven't asked me yet if they did i would be glad to be a mod again ,

  • Did you seriously have to say you’re not waiting for marriage anymore -after- having 2 kids?

    So you want more kids & will even inseminate yourself in a few years if you can’t find a husband? Kids need a good male role model (aka dad) in their lives. And by dad I mean a masculine man who knows how to lead/discipline, not a bish azz pushover with a pink cat eared pussy hat licking that feminist butt.

    Hate to break it to you but the best kind of husband is a traditional type & he doesn’t care how many degrees you have but he will care if you think you’re going to be at the office & doing business stuff for 12 hours/day. Having it all is more difficult the less time you have.

    • Can you read? I dont have any kids rn. I wish i did. I've had 2 sex partners (my exes). Do u come to my questions just to hate?

    • Pretty sure you said 3 guys. I do skim tho.

    • I said i dont wanna go past 3. The first was a pressure situation at 15. Second was boyfriend at age 24. Huge gap. I dont get around man

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  • I left gag for a year and a half and already regret coming back. You’ll be fine without it. It’s much better without to be honest.

    • I remember u. didn't know u were bi tho. We used to message a lot about ur girlfriend i think.

    • Mmm. When I was around, you had that boy that loved video games, right?

    • And yeah, I’m pansexual. So kinda goes beyond bi lol. You’re not into that whole sexualities thing, so I’ll leave it there. And yeah, shit ended badly with that one.

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  • This is really awesome Des.

    • Thanks

  • Nice take Desi, good to learn to know you a bit better :D
    We'll miss you when you leave, you add value to GAG :D

    • Aww :)

  • You don't masturbate? Lol.

    No.13 is so true.

    • Not in a long time and lmao yea those memes

  • Well it be sad to see you go Desi.

    • Notice i said 2020 one lol

  • I love how everyone assumes that if you vote Republican, you're automatically a racist. When in fact, democrats love to keep the black community down by keeping them dependent on the govt, mass incarceration, welfare, and etc. Blacks are so brainwashed thinking voting blue will save them from their problems. Nope.

    • Yea well i didn't say all reps are racist. And yea i agree that politics are brainwashing

    • @DizzyDesii you did assume that Republicans were racists. When in fact, Democrats are the biggest racists. They don't care about black people.

    • I dont care about politics period. And i said the dems had a lack of racists. So i assume reps have more racists. Not all. But more. Why u mad

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  • Loved this!! So you!!

    • Lol its old. Someone tried to dig it up

    • Yeah I saw it somewhere on your profile page. But it is pretty cool! Kinda like you.

    • Awww :)

  • When you log out permanently, I will miss you.

    • Notice i said 2020 one lol. But i’ll miss ya too 👍👍

  • Okay now I see why we click. Most of these are hella similar. I mean some are SPECIFICALLY the same. Wtf. Why I no see this till now? Smh. Glad you haven't left. you've certainly kept the game here lively and I'm glad we connected.

    • Aww thanks and yea i was supposed to leave. Shit

    • Dont you dare missy! We met for a reason. Dont want to lose you now! I've attended a Baptist, Non-Denom, Episcopal, Evangelical, and Roman Catholic Church. I was always trying to figure out where I belonged. Now I barely go tbh. We have the same "body count". Similar with career and education completion, wanted #7 so badly but other plans I guess, 8-10 yes, yes, yes. Although I don't know how that's gonna work out for me. Certainly the baby rabies are driving me cray cray. Want to move to TN like I said. Southern People are just more hospitable, traditional, polite, etc generally speaking.

    • anyways when I'm feeling blue I go to you or like 3 other girls on the site. that's it. girls cheer me up, guys just get me drunk... meh! glad i dont drink like that anymore. Dry 5 years almost. but think i might start doing the occasional martini or red again

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  • It was very interesting to read all that, i's cook to learn more about you ^-^

    • Thank you :)

    • You're welcome :)

  • You're gonna leave GAG?

    • In 2021. Lol see i said 2020... one

    • Hmm we'll see if you actually go through with that lmao

    • I prob will cause its toxic and it felt good to be gone for a month. I only came back cause i dont have a dude to distract me atm

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  • Im only on here cause I have no other social media and I'm bored. I like answering questions and giving my opinion on issues.

    But, this site is toxic and it seems the majority are dumbasses that think they are right about everything and are dominantly right wing. As a left wing guy and former right winger I know all the stupid arguments and it's a waste of time to argue with a lot of right wingers because they are too sold by mainstream media and fake news and project this onto others. Like the healthcare thing... Universal healthcare is pro choice. Private insurance is not.

    • Yea its all crazy

  • I feel you girly, can't be honestly dirty unless you stay anonymous. I'll miss your honesty. I'm also into low scores and I do want it all before 30 but running out of time

    • Lol nahh i like to be dirty in public too haha

  • Gone in less than a year, I shall miss you. Yes this site is toxic but very addictive.

    • Id miss ya too

  • It's rain

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    • Huh?

    • Oh sorry I guess the gif didn't work lol

  • Well hello, nice to meet ya welcome to GaG lol.

    • Yea im like totally new here 😂

    • Yup you are totally new here.. never seen you before.. ever lol 😂

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