The Triple N that men aren't fond of (No Nut November)

This video got me off guard, I thought it wouldn't be that good but then I had to hide tears of laughter so that my mum didn't ask what I was laughing at, what would I say? "Oh, I'm laughing at a video of jokes about men not masturbating for a month" My god :D

...This wasn't intentional...I wanted a calm song to use, only to then notice the lyrics are making me think of NNN

Here I lie
In a lost and lonely part of town
Held in time
In a world of tears I slowly drown
Goin' home
I just can't make it all alone
I really should be holding you
Holding you
Loving you, loving you
Tragedy
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one to love you
You're goin' nowhere
Tragedy
When you lose control and you got no soul
It's tragedy
When the morning cries and you don't know why
It's hard to bear
With no one beside you
You're goin' nowhere
Night and day
There's a burning down inside of me
Burning love
With a yearning that won't let me be
Down I go
And I just can't take it all alone
I really should be holding you
Holding you
Loving you, loving you

The Triple N that men arent fond of (No Nut November)

Honestly, I have survived the triple N up to now, 9 days and going, nothing special is happening, haven't learned telekinesis or learned invisibility. :D

I can't even find who the HELL made this GOD FORBIDDEN challenge to begin with, I can't find them and it's really bothersome :'(

But hint to the strong men on here, if you want to survive November, focus on just writing posts, joking with friends, surround yourself with distractions. I am going to refrain from including any slightly lewd images or whatever, as a personal salute to the men.

What annoys me is that I have heard and seen posts where girls say that November is difficult for them too, I mean...How?

The title says no NUT November, it's a man thing

You want a special month? Fine. Have "No Squirt September" And "No Finger February"

But November is the Men's, got it? And it is the month of suffering for men, we need to be vigilant with ourselves, avoid many sexual distractions and to be quite honest, I reckon a number of men have actually decided to not continue with it.

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Honestly, I pretty much do this anyway. Gives me more energy to focus on other things. Wanking is unsatisfying. Would rather do it with a bird.

    • I respect you man, respect to you :)

    • Not that I'm perfect or anything. It's just an unsatisfying experience generally.

  • It should be NNL

    • NNL? Am I going to regret asking what that is?

    • No nut life

    • Haha! I want to change that to NNNL (No nut no life) Not referencing the anime No game no life at all! :D :D :D :p

Most Helpful Girls

  • Hello. Me is woman. Me will destroy your NNN

    Vagina... Or dick if you're into that, I don't judge

    • Challenge accepted.

    • Loved the way you wrote that :D

    • What does this mean?

  • This mytake made me laugh

    • Glad you liked, the video made me laugh hard too, just felt like it would be a nice little post for people to giggle at, nothing argumentative or dispute related, just a bit of fun :)

    • The video was funny too haha

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  • That video was funny. But I haven't been able to find a reason or point for NNN.
    Whyyyyyyy!!!
    Maybe it should be called BBN (Blue balls November).
    And what about the women? I ask you. Is it fair to deprive our supple counterparts of the thick, nourishing sauce that they crave?
    What if they declared DDD (Deny Damp December)?

    • Yo! Great comment man! From the research I looked for, No Nut November was actually intended as a joke online, but boomed way out of proportion and all of a sudden men were making a entire tradition out of it, I don't know why either, it feels wrong and to be quite honest as well, pointless. I loved the "Deny Damp December" :D

  • All these things I have only heard of on this site you sure its as popular as you say it is

    • Absolutely not. Most people here have no clue of the real world.

  • pst.. no nut november? I can literally do this all year round lol

    • Oh of course you can! :D Where be your nuts darling? :D Thank you for such a funny comment :)

    • hahahahahahaha that's not what i originally meant, but yeah no nuts lol

  • Like so much, posted here, I call BULLSHIT to this!! Any idiot that goes along with it is just a social follower fool!!
    I'm cool with 'No Shave November,' but this is just controlling crap!

  • Some guys have chastity fantasies. It’s good for them.

    • Sometimes, I respect all peoples fantasies and tastes :)

    • I was talking to a guy about struggling with NNN and he told me that I should try a cage. He likes it way better. This is truly an educational time of year.

    • @Boppy A CAGE... Some kind of NNN S&M nut. Heavens. No Squirt September will be next.

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  • Modern mass culture has castrated men enough already.
    I'm in favor of initiating Super Splooge September. We have to cum at least once a day by any means necessary or the entire month. But we should "shoot" for 40-60 times.

  • Every month is NNN after that horrible skiing accident I had

    • Dude, unlucky :'(

  • Abstaining from orgasm is key to self-mastery for men. In Confucianism it was known as Ki, the energy that is stored from not giving into sexual temptation.

    • I guess I have very little Ki then...

    • Yeah you have the base amount if you fap every day. There are people who have sex and don't orgasm to build their ki. It's crazy. I am trying to build my ki 😂

    • Yup, I am base amount then :D That is crazy 0_0 to have sex and not orgasm? ... wow... Good luck building your Ki mate :)

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  • REMEMBER, because it will never be show by MSM

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    • THANK YOU! When I heard a woman on a video saying Men don't deserve Men's day and why we "Don't need a Men's day" It pissed me off so much, like, if men don't deserve it, why is there a women's day, huh? Men deserve respect too, I will be wishing every man I know a happy Men's day <3 I don't know if I will get opinions from you again though, so I will Say happy early Men's day! :)

    • True men do not need the validation of females.

  • Things like this are for easily manipulated brainwashed trendy drones.

  • My mate from work's doing this challenge. He's making quite the success of it, though.

    Simples...

  • Sigh, the pathetic things you people would do just to have an excuse to fish for attention online. So very pathetic...

  • Lock me in chastity and throw away the key!!

  • Wtf is this challenge about?

    if you don't want to use your dick, CUt IT OFF then.

  • 1. pull it out
    2. start wanking
    3. let the water fall turn into a tsunami
    4. end with a finishing move
    5. then celebrate your victory with beer and football.

    ƒøø†∫嬬¡¡¡

    • I like how you don't follow the tradition, next year I too will not take place with NNN because it feels stupid -_-