Exactly what it sounds like. I accidentally witnessed a Friday night hookup. What I saw was... disturbing.
The backstory is that I was pissed off hear people have sex through the walls and was like 'fuck it, I'm sleeping in the car.'
I figured this would be good practice anyway as I have been seriously considering van life as a lifestyle recently. And well, turns out I absolutely loved sleeping in the car.
I pulled into a wildlife conservatory at like, I don't know, 3:30am. Parked in an isolated spot and this black BMW comes racing up behind me and swerves into a somewhat isolated area, but I had a clear view. Before long I start hearing the damn girl moan and I'm like "f*ck! Here we go again. WTF."
Then they get out of the car butt naked and start banging standing outside in the damn wilderness. Am I'm just like "WTF."
They're there for like two hours and I'm pissed because they are ruining my adventure. And finally, they leave and all is well again.
But I was disturbed at how the girl was behaving. Acting wild. So trigger-warning this could be interpreted as slut shaming. 🤷🏻♂️ Oh well, I don't care in this instance.
The guy was a steroid jacked dude with brown skin. Probably a Persian. About 6'1" with stubble. Age between 27-35 for both.
And there's just all this screaming and hollering and I'm just chilling in my car like:
So yeah. On the other hand, when they weren't around ruining the place, it was amazingly beautiful to freaking sleep in the stillness of a wildlife park. Really great experience.
But people, man I'm telling ya. Ew.