So,
hi.
I really don't know how to start this first MyTake, neither I know why I decided to share this experience with you, dear G@G Community - but here we are.
So, recently, I had an interesting makeout section with a guy. Let's call him James.
James is a cool guy that I had known, liked and talked for a few months now. He is a nice person, my age, likes dogs - is also tall, attractive, has a six-pack...
You get it.
Anyway.
So James and I were making out in my room. I had invited him over since my parents would be away. We were alone, and everything was going just fine. The kissing was okay, I didn't feel any butterflies or tingles as I was expecting to feel, but I wasn't mad at the whole situation. I was enjoying myself, I was calm and everything was pretty casual and cozy with him.
Until he suddenly got his penis out of his pants.
And your girl went like:
NOW, LET ME TELL YOU SISTERS.
I had never seen a penis before in my life - and I was having an inner panic attack.
Literally, a million thoughts per second were passing through my head. I was looking at it, it was looking at me. It was like we were having a freaking staring contest and it was winning me - AND. IT. DIDN'T. EVEN. HAVE. EYES.
Here is a little tiny sample of what was going on in my brain :
"OMG THATS A PENIS - IT LOOKS LIKE A SNAKE."
"AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX? WAIT DO I EVEN WANT TO HAVE SEX?"
"IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS BIG? HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO ENTER MY VAGINA? IT WILL FREAKING RIP ME APART."
"...WHY IS IT CARVED?...IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CARVED?"
"THIS LOOKS ROCK SOLID --- WAIT IS IT A BONE?"
I must have been looking at it for quite a while because James spoke and was like "Are you okay?" NO. I answered, "Yeah,"
He didn't day anything after that, but he kept looking at me like he wanted me to do something with it.
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO WITH IT? SING IT TO SLEEP?
OOOOFFF.
..... I don't want to go into much detail about what happened next, because it's quite embarrassing. But to cut the story short - he did most of the things will I was cheerleading for him.
The most interesting moment of this whole situation, however, was that when, you know, the "show" was over... it somehow... went down?
And that's it.
That was my first interaction with a dick.
I hope you enjoyed reading this mess because I certainly did enjoy writing it.
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