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"Man VS Dildo"! myTake Why A Man Will Win Hands Down!

Ill take the man please!!
I'll take the man please!!

This is to show that even tho I did a myTake yesterday Why Women Prefer A Dildo , I know and realize having sex and being in a relationship with a man is far better and more preferable.

That myTake was more a funny ha ha to @laurieluvsit myTake: Why Guys Prefer To Room With Dogs

So here's just a few of the many reasons a Man/Woman relationship is way better.

Intimacy

The kiss off love
The kiss off love

There is an intimacy you can get from a man or woman you can't get from a dildo or a dog.

A lovers kiss
A lover's kiss

I don't think women are kissing their dildos (I'd hope not) and while you can kiss a dog I'd hope it's not the same way you'd kiss a man or woman. It is far better to get a kiss from a man or woman and feel their arms locked around you.

Sex/Sexual intimacy

Her on top
Her on top

There are so many ways sex between a man and woman is way better than masturbating or using sex toys by yourself. The desire passion or love you feel for your partner that you don't get with masturbating or dildos/toys.

Fingers in her hair
Fingers in her hair

There is no tender moments with toys, no running fingers through hair, running nails down back, butt gripping or any other touching/feeling that goes on during actual sex .

Nails dug in
Nails dug in

Foreplay is not an option with masturbation or toys. Also exploring positions and kinks is much more possible/exciting when you have a partner.

Arms/bodies entwined
Arms/bodies entwined

There is nothing like the feeling of falling asleep in someone's arms. That feeling of contentment, feeling warm and safe, feeling loved.

Even if they "are" bed/blanket hog or even if they "do" snore, far better than sleeping alone every night, " in my opinion" .

Relationship companionship

TV time
TV time

There's many ways to share quality time outside the bedroom. Cuddling up watching a good show/ movie together.

More quality time
More quality time

Spending time playing games, sharing laughter, or just great conversations you aren't gonna get from a dildo or a dog.

Two is not too many cooks in the kitchen
Two is not too many cooks in the kitchen

While some couples fight over cooking and chores, some actually like or prefer to do those chores together. Easier to share chores and makes it more like extra quality time and feels less like a chore if you're doing it together.

Fun on the town
Fun on the town

Going out and enjoying, exploring new places together. I mean you're not going to walk with your dildo, right?

And yes you can walk a dog, but you won't get the conversation and you won't have to stop at every tree, or pick up dog shit.

Date night
Date night

You can't take a dildo or a dog out for a nice date night like going to dinner or out for drinks or a movie.

So while a dildo may come in handy when you're alone and masturbation isn't enough. Or while a dog may provide companionship if you live alone, neither of those things can compare/replace a real relationship or real love with a man or woman.

Thank you for reading ♥️

"brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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  • Something to add that does not detract from your accurate Take.
    *Your dildo will not will not fix the leaking toilet.
    *Your dildo will not bail you out when your car strands you.
    *Your dildo will not add tampons to his shopping list before coming over.
    He'll still buy them (wincing) and still come over even though he knows what that means.
    Real men show love by being useful.

    • I see you've had to buy tampons before 😂 good points. Lol Happy Valentine's day 🌷

    • And she was specific on which so I'm...
      "Man VS Dildo"! myTake Why A Man Will Win Hands Down!

    • Lol funny when I was younger and worked at Walgreens, this flustered guy approached me and asked for help. His wife was home sick and needed pads but every time he went near that aisle there was women in the aisle so he was too embarrassed. At first I thought it was so sweet, till he says his wife bet him $5 he couldn't buy em. So, wait you making $5 for me getting em for you? What do I get lol so kinda messed with him a little, like "Does she need thinner, or thicker, does she have a heavy flow? 😂😂😂

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  • I'll take a man over a dildo any day
    Even with the heartbreak and the pain, the intimacy and love will always override those feelings.
    I love everything about being in a relationship, the love the fights, everything. All of its ups and downs. Shame it's been years. 😂😂

    • Oh I hear you and same here!

    • I agree

    • That's because a man and a woman complete each other and love always comes 1st... Marriage should be our dream and our goal in life and our family always comes 1st. I personally prefer the girls who adores becoming a housewife 😊

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  • I think it's a nice MyTake. Simple, down to earth and practical.

    Good read. Thanks.

    • Thank you ♥️

  • YES! ... another great myTake for the GAG history books!

    How does it feel to be right all the time? ... lol

    "Man VS Dildo"! myTake Why A Man Will Win Hands Down!

    • Aww warning- in danger of ego swelling 😂😂 but really, thank you lol

  • So this is quite literally "hands down" lol...

    Still it really is a good my take this post is...

    • Thank you

    • You are quite a polite person aren't you, look at you go being a light in a dark world... Well done 👏👌💪🦄

  • Agree real thing is much better.

    "Man VS Dildo"! myTake Why A Man Will Win Hands Down!

    • ok - that poor dog looks miserable - bhahahahah!

    • 😂😂😂

  • Awww, bbb. You're such a romantic. <3

    • Old fashioned as it is lol

  • How do you know your dildo can't take you out for a date, or play games with you? Have you tried? It might be like sausage party and the toys are actually alive. You can cuddle with a dildo too if you wanted to. Have it right by the pillow and next to your face. You said it doesn't compare to the intimacy of sex and all that stuff like touch. Is touch based on the intimacy and enjoying it because of touching a person's body you like or the body actually, by itself part of it? As a dude, guys rarely have sex toys, I mean I guess there are dudes that might have sex dolls or flesh lights.

    But masturbation or that stuff could never even be compared for most guys than sex with a woman. It's the intimacy that'a a big reason, sounds, touch, sight. But I have to be honest, a lot if it's like sex, purely sex, not making love with a woman you love thing. Toys couldn't compare because tbh, when I'm horny or lusting for sex a woman's body and body parts play a HUGE role in it. Tits in your face, a big handful of ass lol, the sounds, her face, the bouncing, jiggling of boobs and the view and jiggling, rippling of a woman's ass and that sight when pounding her from behind hard. I mean it's like intoxicating.

    • And also when you are closeup with your face to her pussy... Smell, taste, the actual view on it. Sex toys cannot give you that! And same with woman and a male penis, just take it up close and look and sniff and lick on it. No dildo can ever give you that!

    • That is why I don't have and will ever use sex dolls or artificial pussies.

  • Clearly, I'll take my man over any dildo anytime.
    Nice myTake.

    • Right? And, thank you 🙂

    • Good girl!

    • But you know, you can take a dildo AND a man or IN a man? LOL

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  • What an excellent post!! Love every bit of that! Especially the cooking together! Not a 'chore' but maybe some kind of really creative 'foreplay'? :) :)

    • Thank you 🙂

  • Why is this even a question LOL. The only girls that would want a dildo would be the ones that are single and don't want to get into a relationship, single and can't get into a relationship, single and given up on men because of bad experiences, dating and unsatisfied. No girl who was happy in a relationship would prefer a dildo to a man.
    Ladies, think if your man brought home a pocket pussy and called it better than you, yikes!

    • Lol this was just as a to show my other take why women prefer dildo was a joke in reply to another users mytake why men prefer to room with dogs lol the links to those are in this take.

    • haha I know, I was ridiculing her MyTake but then I saw her MyTake and she stated that it was only a joke

    • This one not. Man better, but the other 3 were, mine, hers, and the one dude did one why a fleshlight better. Lol

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  • Yay! Thank you! People are valuable again :) wash the dildo and throw it to the dog as a chew toy while the adults have fun :)

    • 😂😂😂😂 that's funny hahaha

    • that IS funny! can't you just see your dog running down the street with a dildo in his mouth? oh how the neighbours would talk - bahahahah!

    • @kymberz 😂😂😂 Right?

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  • Well if she uses the dildo on him it could be fun.

  • Another great myTake. But really it's okay if girls want to kiss their dildos! 😂🥒💦💋

    • 😂 umm that would be little weird lol

    • Or suck on them... Or hug them, or feel emotionally attached to them... or, or or... So much reasons to actually include it in your love-game.

    • @roland77 Exactly! And they would just be tasting themselves! 💋🍭

  • what about boyfriend with limp dick vs dildo?

    • Dildo wins 😂

  • The single dildo itself has a fixed size and same hardness/softness while the penis varries. The dildo is not warm by itself while the penis warm always (unless you do it in a freezer room or outside).

    And yes, as someone else mentioned, the dildo cannot hug you.

    But: Don't we males have a butt, too? ;-) And what about DP? Just saying... ;-)

    • Lol 🙂

    • Ha ha. You got me. ;-)

    • Small situation: You are in a erotic expert shop (not confuses with a sex shop, where untrained people work) and you see a man buying a dildo and strap-on. What do you think of him? 1) He is using it on himself. 2) He is perverted. 3) He buys it for using it on his girlfriend/wife (maybe using it on her, even DP). 4) He has a dildo-fetish that needs healing. 5) He wants his girlfriend/wife to use it on him. 6) Other.

  • Yeah, a dildo is a poor substitute for the real thing.

    • Well hell yeah it is. That real skin on skin connection way more hot. Sizzle sizzle 🙂

  • How about a man WITH a dildo? If he knows how to use it... Well, you know. Think of the possibilities!

    • 😇🙂😂

  • The handheld apparatus can only do one thing at a time. Another human especially a considerate can anticipate.

  • Once again, awesome My Take, Toots! Great points across the board - thank you for sharing :)

  • What is the real reason why women want a man rather than a dildo?
    A dildo does not have a house that she can steal, nor can it be the target of spousal and child support orders.
    When Andrea Dworkin and other Feminists described men as walking dildos I heard them.
    Women, in general, despise men, but realise that, from their perspective, we are a necessary evil because we can be exploited financially.
    Any man who does not understand that we are hated needs to spend more time listening to what women say.

    • Take your women bashing crap somewhere else. I'm really tired of people using my posts to spread their hate. Create your own and do it there.

    • Thankyou for responding in a way that proviides evidence that supports my argument. 😁

    • Really? Thanks for proving how wrong your views are. Cuz you're speaking to a woman who not only helped buy/pay for the house me and my hubby lived in, also worked full-time yet still became good full-time caregiver when he got too sick to care for himself. And since he died 6 years ago, I have managed on my own, without financial support from any man or welfare system. And every man who has offered financial support as a way to get with me, I flat turned down... Now what was that you were saying about "all" women?

  • I am surprised you needed to elaborate so thoroughly on the obvious, but I may aswell share my thoughts for those who are anti common sensical:
    1. Humans are a combination of matter, mind and spirit. The matter that makes up man and woman is a byproduct of his or her will, this is perhaps the aura of what makes a man or woman universally attractive.
    2. The excitation one feels when being in an intimate presence of a person they like arouses the mind and body with an immediacy that cannot be altered by distraction. Me and her are our own world before, during and after coitus.
    3. Bundles of sensations are aroused during a sexual encounter, with a dildo sensations have to be manufactured out of the imagination.
    4. The pleasurable outcomes are superficial as most of the stimuli comes from having an imaginary partner.
    5. Dildos are not charged by the passions of man, but by you alone.
    5. The phallus (penis) is a symbol of fertility, a dildo is a meaningless mass of waste that holds within it no transcendent unity.
    6. Through real sexual activity, we can release repressed desires from within the unconscious.

    • True, #arousal is something that doesn't come from a dildo, even when an other woman (e. g. lesbian) handles it or has it strapped-on. Arousal reflects back at the woman, when she is penetrated by a #penis from a male who has been aroused by #foreplay a lot (same with female, good foreplay can make her aroused very well, too).

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