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Humor Disclaimer: This in no way means I'm making light of this situation we as humans are facing globally. But humor is the way I destress. And that there is some people taking this far too lightly and with no compassion for the thousands of people that already lost their lives in other countries or their families frankly sickens me.
I guess it'll take it affecting your life or loved ones, before you get it.
That being said, there's some things I see as positive during these times:
Thanks to the fear of toilet paper shortage and the hoarders who started the panic, one good thing could result from this:
If it comes to the point of no toilet paper, more people will have to get in the tub/shower to wash. So there will be less stanky ass booties running around, and I see that as a positive.
This one is for @KrakenAtackin and @TCredo who thought a reply of mine to a post was a typo or autocorrect fail:
Because of people hoarding food, I found new foods to buy and try and penis butter was one such item. It tastes great, but also:
It makes the best sandwich I've ever eaten. The only real problem is:
Because of shortages, couldn't find any coochy cream anywhere to wash down my penis butter with 😁
And if food does become scarce:
It will help me shed the winter weight pounds need to lose more quickly and make me less inclined to cheat on my diet, so positive for me. I'll be rocking that better body soon. 😁
Disclaimer: these next two pics borrowed from @TCredo with his permission prior to use less get accused of copying again🙄
If things get so desperate, that they start doing crazy things like fire hydrant bidet I have the perfect business opportunity:
The same user who borrowed me the pics, helped me think of more things to sell at my fire hydrant bidet stand.
And on a more serious note:
For those so against people having a right to protect themselves, are for gun control. Let's see if you still feel that way if people start really panicking and resort to looting or attacking people. You're going to wish you had a gun then if you already don't.
And, with more people homebound:
There's more people on GaG to read and like my posts 😁
Again, this was meant in fun. My heart and thoughts go out to everyone affected in any way, big or small. ♥️
Love to all
"Brainsbeforebeauty"
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