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"Epic Advertising Fails" Product Bloopers And Blunders Part I

Got your attention, did it??
Got your attention, did it??

They have TV Show bloopers and blunders, News Anchor bloopers and blunders. So I thought there should be a product name bloopers and blunders. This content is meant for entertainment only, so must have a sense of humor to proceed. ๐Ÿ™‚

The first category is food and beverages:

Balls without the meat stick
Balls without the meat stick

Hmmm🤔 what catchy slogan should we use to get people to buy our product? How bout:

"Vegetarians might not"eat" meat but they can still "swallow balls".

Get your Nut Kiss today ๐Ÿ’‹
Get your "Nut Kiss" today ๐Ÿ’‹

"Why have an ordinary kiss, when you can have a Nut Kiss? Satisfy your craving and try a Nut Kiss today."

Make your mouth happy
Make your mouth happy

"Make your mouth happy with a hard Dick Stick treat today. It'll be the best Dick Stick you've ever had, so wrap your lips around our tasty Dick Sticks.

Just like Grandmas
Just like Grandma's

"Tastes just the way you remember Grandma. If you don't believe it just ask Grandpa"๐Ÿ˜‚

Best Vergina youll ever taste
Best Vergina you'll ever taste

"Drink it slow and savor every sip of this great tasting Vergina".

Woman in bar: " Bartender my Vergina is flat, I need a fresh one"๐Ÿ˜‚

No limp noodles
No limp noodles

" Never worry about limp soggy noodles again. If you like your noodles more firm, try fagottini noodles today."

Kids just love their dingleberries
Kids just love their dingleberries

"A snack your kids will love, only they may want to play with them first"

Frustrated mother: "Johnny, stop playing with your Dingle Berries and just eat them already".

No pipe needed
No pipe needed

"To satisfy your crack craving. It's the best crack on the market today"

I hope you enjoyed this product bloopers and blunders. Stay tuned for more to cum. ๐Ÿ™‚

Thanks for reading โ™ฅ๏ธ

"Brainsbeforebeauty"๐Ÿ˜˜

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  • DeeDeeDeVour
    Hahahahaha ! ! !

    Meanwhile, Trump eats here. . .
    • Ha ha ha hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ check out part 2 and 3 both posted now

  • laurieluvsit
    That was too funny!

    ... LOVED IT!
  • R3DthatDude
    Iโ€™ve seen on YouTube a blooper where the news woman was playing with herself off camera and then the camera panned over to her lol🤣 she had that oh shit face and pushed her dress down quick
    • Omg really ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ if you liked this take. Check out part 2 just posted ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Avicenna
    Great compilation. The Chevy Nova in the Hispanophone world also comes to mind.

    I also once saw an Austrian magazine named "AssCompact"
  • Jamie05rhs
    Apparently the "Tastes Like Grandma" brand comes from Virginia! I need to find out where this is sold.
  • Deathraider
    Now Iโ€™m really curious why they even named it like that. Both shrimp flavored crack and crack flavored shrimp sounds terrible.
    • But might taste good.. But confused? Do you smoke it or eat it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Oh goodness. Where I'm from we have "happy hooker towing"
  • Kezzz
    Hillarious!
    Loved every single one. Thanks for sharing this fun this with usโค๏ธ
  • LEADFOOTboi
    25 to life for movin shrimp flavored by the kilo...
  • TCredo
    lol... too funny Toots! Awesome sauce for this!

    As I have a feed full of these I shall defer my add on comments until I am fully caught up :)
  • Jude_Wills
    Nut kiss 😂 😂 Dick sticks awesome Hahaha
    Vergina 🤔🤔🤔 is it still available in market 😂 😂?
  • Lliam
    Shrimp flavored crack? HAAAAHAHAHAHA!
  • arabgoddess
    Sooo funnyyyyy 😍 😍 😍 loved it!!
  • sensogal
    😂😂 Couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!
    • ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ there's a part 2 posted and part 3 cumming soon ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

    • sensogal

      Cool. Looking forward to it hehe

    • Parts 2 and 3 now available ๐Ÿ˜

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  • TadCurious
    No one can read this and not laugh.
    🤪
  • Aakash_Hangargi
    Tastes like grandma 😂😂
  • COMMODOREII
    😂😂 I like my Dingle Bearies!! 😜
  • KrakenAttackin
    Ha! Excellent post!
    • ๐Ÿ™‚ thanks, there's 8 total=2 bout products, 2 bout business name,2 bout slogan fails, and 2 bout book titles ๐Ÿ˜

  • Razal
    Very funny
  • alance99
    Nice mytake 🤣🤣🤗🤗
  • esotericstory
    Okay these are good.
  • CubaPirate
    LMFAO thanks for cheering me up
  • SAMI_DABBAB
    Fagottini 😂
  • simplelikeme
    That's too funny...
  • Mrswright077
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • msc545
    I am considering a way to pay you back for this!
  • jack_meoff
    Holy fuck! Shrimp flavored crack? Yes please!!
  • 12Maril7
    You're Velcro, and drains before duty.
  • Anonymous
    That's amazing!
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