They have TV Show bloopers and blunders, News Anchor bloopers and blunders. So I thought there should be a product name bloopers and blunders. This content is meant for entertainment only, so must have a sense of humor to proceed. 🙂
The first category is food and beverages:
Hmmm🤔 what catchy slogan should we use to get people to buy our product? How bout:
"Vegetarians might not"eat" meat but they can still "swallow balls".
"Why have an ordinary kiss, when you can have a Nut Kiss? Satisfy your craving and try a Nut Kiss today."
"Make your mouth happy with a hard Dick Stick treat today. It'll be the best Dick Stick you've ever had, so wrap your lips around our tasty Dick Sticks.
"Tastes just the way you remember Grandma. If you don't believe it just ask Grandpa"😂
"Drink it slow and savor every sip of this great tasting Vergina".
Woman in bar: " Bartender my Vergina is flat, I need a fresh one"😂
" Never worry about limp soggy noodles again. If you like your noodles more firm, try fagottini noodles today."
"A snack your kids will love, only they may want to play with them first"
Frustrated mother: "Johnny, stop playing with your Dingle Berries and just eat them already".
"To satisfy your crack craving. It's the best crack on the market today"
I hope you enjoyed this product bloopers and blunders. Stay tuned for more to cum. 🙂
Thanks for reading ♥️