"Epic Advertising Fails" Product Bloopers And Blunders Part I

Got your attention, did it??
Got your attention, did it??

They have TV Show bloopers and blunders, News Anchor bloopers and blunders. So I thought there should be a product name bloopers and blunders. This content is meant for entertainment only, so must have a sense of humor to proceed. 🙂

The first category is food and beverages:

Balls without the meat stick
Balls without the meat stick

Hmmm🤔 what catchy slogan should we use to get people to buy our product? How bout:

"Vegetarians might not"eat" meat but they can still "swallow balls".

Get your Nut Kiss today 💋
Get your "Nut Kiss" today 💋

"Why have an ordinary kiss, when you can have a Nut Kiss? Satisfy your craving and try a Nut Kiss today."

Make your mouth happy
Make your mouth happy

"Make your mouth happy with a hard Dick Stick treat today. It'll be the best Dick Stick you've ever had, so wrap your lips around our tasty Dick Sticks.

Just like Grandmas
Just like Grandma's

"Tastes just the way you remember Grandma. If you don't believe it just ask Grandpa"😂

Best Vergina youll ever taste
Best Vergina you'll ever taste

"Drink it slow and savor every sip of this great tasting Vergina".

Woman in bar: " Bartender my Vergina is flat, I need a fresh one"😂

No limp noodles
No limp noodles

" Never worry about limp soggy noodles again. If you like your noodles more firm, try fagottini noodles today."

Kids just love their dingleberries
Kids just love their dingleberries

"A snack your kids will love, only they may want to play with them first"

Frustrated mother: "Johnny, stop playing with your Dingle Berries and just eat them already".

No pipe needed
No pipe needed

"To satisfy your crack craving. It's the best crack on the market today"

I hope you enjoyed this product bloopers and blunders. Stay tuned for more to cum. 🙂

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guy

  • Enjoy some old newspaper adds. One of these is actually mine from old newspaper I had sitting in the attic. You job is to guess which one is mine. Have fun becAuse I think it will be hard to find it.

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    • There that was fun. Enjoy

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Most Helpful Girl

  • I've got a few.

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    • I guess a shrimp flavored crack is better than a tuna flavored one.

    • Tuna flavored one 😂😂😂

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  • That was too funny!

    ... LOVED IT!

    "Epic Advertising Fails" Product Bloopers And Blunders Part I
    • Lol thanks more to cum later 😁

    • Looking forward to it!! :)

    • Just posted part 2. Said it was cumming😂😂

  • Shrimp flavored crack? HAAAAHAHAHAHA!

    • Sounds tasty high🤔😁😂

  • 😂😂 Couldn't stop laughing. Thanks!

    • 😂😂 there's a part 2 posted and part 3 cumming soon 😁😂

    • Cool. Looking forward to it hehe

    • Parts 2 and 3 now available 😁

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  • Hahahahaha ! ! !

    Meanwhile, Trump eats here. . .

    "Epic Advertising Fails" Product Bloopers And Blunders Part I
    • Ha ha ha hilarious 😂😂😂 check out part 2 and 3 both posted now

  • Sooo funnyyyyy 😍 😍 😍 loved it!!

    • Thanks ♥️♥️🤗🤗

  • No one can read this and not laugh.
    🤪

    • That what it's about.. Sharing laughs

  • Great compilation. The Chevy Nova in the Hispanophone world also comes to mind.

    I also once saw an Austrian magazine named "AssCompact"

    • "Dick" means thick in German, by the way

    • 😂😂 that's funny. There's more to come lol

  • lol... too funny Toots! Awesome sauce for this!

    As I have a feed full of these I shall defer my add on comments until I am fully caught up :)

  • I’ve seen on YouTube a blooper where the news woman was playing with herself off camera and then the camera panned over to her lol🤣 she had that oh shit face and pushed her dress down quick

    • Omg really 😂😂😂 if you liked this take. Check out part 2 just posted 🙂

  • Oh goodness. Where I'm from we have "happy hooker towing"

    • 😂😂😂ha ha ha that's funny lmao Just posted part 2

  • Tastes like grandma 😂😂

    • 😂😂 there's now 4 takes in all 😁

    • But I liked these 2 the best😂😂

    • Lol thanks 🙂

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  • Fagottini 😂

    • 😂😂 if you liked the first one lol check out part 2 just posted

    • Definitely 😂

    • 😂 oh and part 3😂

  • Apparently the "Tastes Like Grandma" brand comes from Virginia! I need to find out where this is sold.

    • 😂😂 takes 2 and 3 now available 😁

  • Hillarious!
    Loved every single one. Thanks for sharing this fun this with us❤️

    • Welcome 😊 and thanks ♥️

  • Now I’m really curious why they even named it like that. Both shrimp flavored crack and crack flavored shrimp sounds terrible.

    • But might taste good.. But confused? Do you smoke it or eat it 😂😂😂

  • 25 to life for movin shrimp flavored by the kilo...

    • 😂😂😂

  • 😂😂 I like my Dingle Bearies!! 😜

    • 😂😂😂 takes 2 and 3 now available 😁

    • Wait? What? 😮😮

    • Ha you weren't quick enough lol there's now takes 1,2,3,&4😁😂

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  • Ha! Excellent post!

    • 🙂 thanks, there's 8 total=2 bout products, 2 bout business name,2 bout slogan fails, and 2 bout book titles 😁

  • Nice mytake 🤣🤣🤗🤗

    • 😁 thank you 🤗

  • Okay these are good.

    • Thanks lol just posted part 2😁

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