As promised, here is the third take of advertising blunders. I covered food products and household Items in Takes I and II
This take covers Business name blunders:
"If your Beaver fur is dirty, bring it in to Beaver Cleaners. We'll get your Beaver fur so clean, it'll look brand spanking New."
"For the best tasting Seaman Sauce, you must experience Crabby Dick's." (free bib included so you don't get Seaman Sauce on your clothes)
" The best atmosphere around. Come relax and enjoy the Hand Job experience today at Hand Jobs nails and spa."
You groom yourself. Now treat your dog. Bring your dog in today and you can experience Doggy style grooming together.
Disclaimer: these are jokes people. I don't engage in that kind of animal activity with real animals nor am I suggesting, supporting or condoning that behavior in anyone else. (Just saying)
"If you love getting your salad tossed, cum to Toss my Salad and Juice bar where we'll toss your salad just the way you like it."
"Let our experts at Master Baiter's help you make sure you get all the supplies you need.
"Don't have a lot of time? Need a fast in and out. Well Kum & Go is what you need".
"Like to multitask. What better way to get your pump and munch on then at the same time, same place."
"Our chicks are prepared with the freshest meat around. And it's finger licking good."
"Hungry? Bring your appetite to Cafe Penis where we serve fare to satisfy all appetites, even picky ones."
" Have the best night experience at Big Dick's Half Way Inn. Ladies always welcome".
Hope you enjoyed 😁
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