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"Epic Advertising Fails"Part III Business Names Blunders

Kick Ass Advertising
Kick Ass Advertising

As promised, here is the third take of advertising blunders. I covered food products and household Items in Takes I and II

This take covers Business name blunders:

Dirty Beaver? Clean it up
Dirty Beaver? Clean it up

"If your Beaver fur is dirty, bring it in to Beaver Cleaners. We'll get your Beaver fur so clean, it'll look brand spanking New."

Get a mouthful
Get a mouthful

"For the best tasting Seaman Sauce, you must experience Crabby Dick's." (free bib included so you don't get Seaman Sauce on your clothes)

Let our hands do it for you
Let our hands do it for you

" The best atmosphere around. Come relax and enjoy the Hand Job experience today at Hand Jobs nails and spa."

Pets need attention too
Pets need attention too

You groom yourself. Now treat your dog. Bring your dog in today and you can experience Doggy style grooming together.

Disclaimer: these are jokes people. I don't engage in that kind of animal activity with real animals nor am I suggesting, supporting or condoning that behavior in anyone else. (Just saying)

Love tossed salad?
Love tossed salad?

"If you love getting your salad tossed, cum to Toss my Salad and Juice bar where we'll toss your salad just the way you like it."

Let Master Baiters experienced experts help you
Let Master Baiter's experienced experts help you

"Let our experts at Master Baiter's help you make sure you get all the supplies you need.

When you need it quick
When you need it quick

"Don't have a lot of time? Need a fast in and out. Well Kum & Go is what you need".

Get your pump n munch all at once
Get your pump n munch all at once

"Like to multitask. What better way to get your pump and munch on then at the same time, same place."

Finger licking good
Finger licking good

"Our chicks are prepared with the freshest meat around. And it's finger licking good."

Dine with friends
Dine with friends

"Hungry? Bring your appetite to Cafe Penis where we serve fare to satisfy all appetites, even picky ones."

Female patrons welcome
Female patrons welcome

" Have the best night experience at Big Dick's Half Way Inn. Ladies always welcome".

Hope you enjoyed 😁

Thanks for reading β™₯️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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  • TCredo
    lol... ok... somehow the 3rd one out did the other two - which is saying something as 1 and 2 were superb!

    Would it surprise you if I told you I have been to every place you mention? :) lol

    But would be a fun road trip... some folks take a trip to go to multiple ball parks or national parks etc... my next road trip will be to hit all these joints lol :)
    Is this still revelant?
  • simplelikeme
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I remember when I was driving on the 80 freeway heading east to Illinois. I stopped in Montana and there was that gas station Kum & Go LOL
    Is this still revelant?

Most Helpful Girls

  • This was originally Carousal cafe at Barmouth until the C got stolen. It's been like that for years.
    Is this still revelant?
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ sounds better that way,.. And probably better for business 😁😁 well cept for now πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

  • DeeDeeDeVour

    I ain't goin' in there!

    Is this still revelant?

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  • Oh god that nails place... I use to be a sign maker, and i had to steer several Vietnamese and Chinese owned businesses away from doing that to them selves.
  • SydneySentinel
    Funny!!! I've seen a boat before called The Master Baiter.
    • Probably from the shop listed above as they give tours lol there's 3 more takes in the series 😁 yes bored lol and yes take 4, I know I blundered the Roman numeral for 4 but it is a take on blunders after all πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ lmao

  • joyhit6
    very funny pics.

    you must have struggled a lot getting images like this
  • laurieluvsit
    YES, your editor status is in jeopardy now for sure!

    GREAT SERIES! :)
  • Avicenna
    You strike yet again, @Brainsbeforebeauty- well done!
  • Kezzz
    Hahaha I will be laughing for a long time now thanks to you😂
    • 4th one cumming quickly πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

    • Kezzz

      So cheeky!
      It better cum before I make oneπŸ˜‚

    • Already done. I put it out already πŸ˜‚

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  • themythos
    Ngl this is the funniest stuff I've seen in a while
    • 😁 thanks check out the other 3, there were 4 if them 😁 yes, lol bored and buzzed πŸ˜…

  • bulletbob555
    I know in Colorado they a place called beaver liquors. It may be in Beaverton can't remember
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚4th take cumming quicklyπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚

  • bluehen46
    A restaurant in Delaware? Must be on one of the beaches
  • Hardees photo definitely is photographed, as it waa *Angus* beef
  • jack_meoff
    For me its usually munch n pump but whatever turns you on I guess 😂
  • Lliam
    OMG! ROFL
  • arabgoddess
    Wow! You found a lot of these!!
    • 😁 boredom is real... And so is whiskey. Did 5 takes total πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • sensogal
    Big dick's halfway Inn beats everything LOL
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ even half way in sounds good right bout now πŸ€ͺ😁

    • sensogal

      Well it is big.. πŸ˜‚

    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ there was one of those repeat dick size questions once, and one female user replied " only 2 inches fits" like wtf tinker Bell, is that you? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • Dargil
    The last got the laugh.
  • Phoenix98
    Very funny.
  • ZELLxoxo
    So funny 😂😂
  • TadCurious
    So funny! Thank you BBB!
    • 😁 thanks did you see parts 1&2πŸ˜‚

    • TadCurious

      Yes but I was remiss in not letting you know that I appreciate your making us laugh during this time.
      Thank you!

    • β™₯️ welcome laughter always help.πŸ™‚ thanks for liking πŸ™‚

  • Massageman
    Thank you. I needed a good laugh today!
  • KrisKris81
    Can't be more blunt than "Cafe Penis"
    • πŸ˜‚ Right? Lol there's a total of 6 takes in all. There's some funny shit in advertising. Think might go into Advertising lmao

  • Aakash_Hangargi
    Lick a chick cafe penis wtf is happening😂😂
  • JohnWickman
    Cute!
  • orangecherry
    omg @ Big Dicks !! 😂😂😂
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ if you liked this take there's 5 more lol did 6 total. 😁

  • COMMODOREII
    I am starting to notice a pattern. 😗
    • Yeah.. Boredom πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

    • Yeah that too. πŸ˜‚

    • What were you implying πŸ€”πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘οΈ

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  • Junen
    Loool cafe penis
  • Aiko_E_Lara
    Master Baiter's! When's the next tournament?
  • alance99
    Great
    • Thank you β™₯️😊 there were 4 takes in the "series"😁

  • Razal
    Very funny ;)
  • msc545
    STOP! I can't stop laughing!
  • sevenwaystofly
    Biggest Dicks Halfway Inn.🤣🤣🤣
  • Jude_Wills
    Lick a chick 😂 😂
  • crazygus77
    Rofl
  • Anonymous
    Café Penis is just straight to the point
    • beatcoock

      What?

    • Anonymous

      @beatcoock who are you?

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