"Epic Advertising Fails"Part III Business Names Blunders

Kick Ass Advertising
Kick Ass Advertising

As promised, here is the third take of advertising blunders. I covered food products and household Items in Takes I and II

This take covers Business name blunders:

Dirty Beaver? Clean it up
Dirty Beaver? Clean it up

"If your Beaver fur is dirty, bring it in to Beaver Cleaners. We'll get your Beaver fur so clean, it'll look brand spanking New."

Get a mouthful
Get a mouthful

"For the best tasting Seaman Sauce, you must experience Crabby Dick's." (free bib included so you don't get Seaman Sauce on your clothes)

Let our hands do it for you
Let our hands do it for you

" The best atmosphere around. Come relax and enjoy the Hand Job experience today at Hand Jobs nails and spa."

Pets need attention too
Pets need attention too

You groom yourself. Now treat your dog. Bring your dog in today and you can experience Doggy style grooming together.

Disclaimer: these are jokes people. I don't engage in that kind of animal activity with real animals nor am I suggesting, supporting or condoning that behavior in anyone else. (Just saying)

Love tossed salad?
Love tossed salad?

"If you love getting your salad tossed, cum to Toss my Salad and Juice bar where we'll toss your salad just the way you like it."

Let Master Baiters experienced experts help you
Let Master Baiter's experienced experts help you

"Let our experts at Master Baiter's help you make sure you get all the supplies you need.

When you need it quick
When you need it quick

"Don't have a lot of time? Need a fast in and out. Well Kum & Go is what you need".

Get your pump n munch all at once
Get your pump n munch all at once

"Like to multitask. What better way to get your pump and munch on then at the same time, same place."

Finger licking good
Finger licking good

"Our chicks are prepared with the freshest meat around. And it's finger licking good."

Dine with friends
Dine with friends

"Hungry? Bring your appetite to Cafe Penis where we serve fare to satisfy all appetites, even picky ones."

Female patrons welcome
Female patrons welcome

" Have the best night experience at Big Dick's Half Way Inn. Ladies always welcome".

Hope you enjoyed 😁

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guys

  • lol... ok... somehow the 3rd one out did the other two - which is saying something as 1 and 2 were superb!

    Would it surprise you if I told you I have been to every place you mention? :) lol

    But would be a fun road trip... some folks take a trip to go to multiple ball parks or national parks etc... my next road trip will be to hit all these joints lol :)

    • I'm sure you will lmao

    • Thank you Toots (or the GaG auto selection machine) for the MHO :)

  • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    I remember when I was driving on the 80 freeway heading east to Illinois. I stopped in Montana and there was that gas station Kum & Go LOL

    • So did you Kum and Go 😂😂😂

    • 😂😂😂😂 I knew that was cumin haha

    • Check out #4😂😂 it came quick 😂😂

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Most Helpful Girls

  • This was originally Carousal cafe at Barmouth until the C got stolen. It's been like that for years.

    "Epic Advertising Fails"Part III Business Names Blunders
    • 😂😂 sounds better that way,.. And probably better for business 😁😁 well cept for now 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    I ain't goin' in there!

    • 😂😂😂 Right?😁

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  • YES, your editor status is in jeopardy now for sure!

    GREAT SERIES! :)

    • Aww damn, what would I do without that 😱 LMFAO 😂 😂

    • She deserves to be promoted in my opinion

    • @alance99 Aww thanks 😊 just did 5th and last take for the day. 😁

  • OMG! ROFL

    • 😁😂😂

  • Big dick's halfway Inn beats everything LOL

    • 😂😂😂 even half way in sounds good right bout now 🤪😁

    • Well it is big.. 😂

    • 😂😂😂 there was one of those repeat dick size questions once, and one female user replied " only 2 inches fits" like wtf tinker Bell, is that you? 😂😂😂

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  • very funny pics.

    you must have struggled a lot getting images like this

    • Just with laughter lol there's a part one and two as well

  • A restaurant in Delaware? Must be on one of the beaches

  • Funny!!! I've seen a boat before called The Master Baiter.

    • Probably from the shop listed above as they give tours lol there's 3 more takes in the series 😁 yes bored lol and yes take 4, I know I blundered the Roman numeral for 4 but it is a take on blunders after all 🤷🏼‍♀️ lmao

  • Wow! You found a lot of these!!

    • 😁 boredom is real... And so is whiskey. Did 5 takes total 😂😂

  • So funny! Thank you BBB!

    • 😁 thanks did you see parts 1&2😂

    • Yes but I was remiss in not letting you know that I appreciate your making us laugh during this time. Thank you!

    • ♥️ welcome laughter always help.🙂 thanks for liking 🙂

  • You strike yet again, @Brainsbeforebeauty- well done!

    • ♥️aww thanks 🙂

  • The last got the laugh.

    • 😁😂😂

    • "Epic Advertising Fails"Part III Business Names Blunders

    • 😂😂 lol

  • So funny 😂😂

    • Thanks 😁 check out the other 4 takes 😁😊

    • Will do :))

  • Very funny.

    • Thanks 🙂 if you liked, there's 7 more like it 🙂

    • Hah I'll have to check em out.

    • 👍🙂

  • Can't be more blunt than "Cafe Penis"

    • 😂 Right? Lol there's a total of 6 takes in all. There's some funny shit in advertising. Think might go into Advertising lmao

  • Thank you. I needed a good laugh today!

    • Lol there was 8 takes in total like this

  • Oh god that nails place... I use to be a sign maker, and i had to steer several Vietnamese and Chinese owned businesses away from doing that to them selves.

    • Really? That's funny lmao just put out part 4😂

  • Lick a chick cafe penis wtf is happening😂😂

    • You're either getting hungry or horny 😁😂😂

    • Well then I would go to lick a chic 😂

    • 😂😂😂 Right?😂

  • Hahaha I will be laughing for a long time now thanks to you😂

    • 4th one cumming quickly 😁😂

    • So cheeky! It better cum before I make one😂

    • Already done. I put it out already 😂

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  • omg @ Big Dicks !! 😂😂😂

    • 😂😂 if you liked this take there's 5 more lol did 6 total. 😁

  • I am starting to notice a pattern. 😗

    • Yeah.. Boredom 😁😂

    • Yeah that too. 😂

    • What were you implying 🤔👁️👁️

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  • Great

    • Thank you ♥️😊 there were 4 takes in the "series"😁

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