"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst

Dream job 😱
Dream job 😱

So, I did 4 mytakes on epic fail product and business names, but this take covers the best of the not so best slogans. Either someone dropped the ball or were smoking some good shit. Either way, new career goal: advertising, even a blonde could do it. πŸ€ͺ

Open wide
Open wide

"The best business we do is in your mouth, so open wide baby".

Be kind, dont beat your meat
Be kind, don't beat your meat

"The freshest unbeaten meat you'll find anywhere in town".

Taking on the drug problem personally
Taking on the drug problem personally

"We don't want you to do meth, so we'll do it for you"

Oh, you think so πŸ€”
Oh, you think so πŸ€”

New pick up line, ladies: "Better suction than an Electrolux. "

Fixing one problem at a time
Fixing one problem at a time

"We can't fix your ugly, but we can fix your fat". (Free bags for your face included)

Wet what?
Wet what?

"Is that why every man comes with a "garden" hose?? But, damn man, your power sprayer killed my tomato plants "

How thick do you like it
How thick do you like it

"Now hiring, but must be a "very hard" worker."


"Do to current social distancing ordinance, better to reach out and touch yourself, but please use hand sanitizer after".

You can try
You can try

" Bill Clinton tried, but he couldn't lick our Dick"

"I did not have sexual relations with that Dick" oh my bad lol he said "woman" either way, one more politician lying πŸ˜‚

Hope you enjoyed. Will there be a part 2? hmmm🤔 find out tomorrow

Thanks for reading β™₯️


"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst
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Most Helpful Guy

  • JackSmy
    LOL!! Love those!! I've seen others, similar, but I have to look for the pictures saved somewhere!
    I remember one, on a church sign, that said "Your most powerful position, is on your knees!" LOL at the double meaning there!!
    Is this still revelant?

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  • laurieluvsit
    Totally enjoyed all five!

    My vote is in for the "GAG HALL OF FAME"!"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst
    Is this still revelant?
    • Lol maybe you and me should start our own comedy duo... Or advertising firm πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • ... lol

    • Could be there two blonde "bombs" so if we bomb on stage, least we can fall back on the blonde excuse 😁

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What Girls & Guys Said

  • Lliam
    Keep it up, bbb. I'm loving it. You're performing a public service by making people laugh during this time of isolation.
    • I'm at my limit for the day."that's what he said' πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ couldn't keep it up any longer than a man can πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ok think someone needs to come wrestle the whiskey from me, or die trying πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Lliam

      I imagine that trying to wrestle that whiskey away from you could turn into fun. ;-)

    • πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ€πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

  • Likes2drive
    That was some funny slogans. Do you remember a diet commercial in the 80s called Aids? They got rid of that commercial after awhile once the AIDS epidemic started, I don’t think that was a good selling point for it , I think they changed the name or went out of business
    • Lol I saw that on there when looked up the products. Lol

    • It’s strange they had a commercial like that β€œ Aids The New Diet Plan” and then AIDS came out later on

    • Yeah funny but not funny. Did you see the slogan campaign pin pic, you can't lick our Dick πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • TCredo
    Well now... what more can I say as this rivals all the others before... I will say that if Walt is claiming he doesn't jerkoff, he's lying :)

    Thanks for all the needed laughs with all of these Toots!
  • SjE78
    wouldn't call them a fail as such... they are great for a laugh

    though can see the fail of their intended purpose though lmao
  • DeeDeeDeVour
    "Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst
    Laughter is the best pre-dinner aperitif.
    Thanks again for more things to laugh at!
  • SydneySentinel
    I love the "wet our plants" one!!
    I've seen "We except WIC here."
  • arabgoddess
    I love the word play 😂 😂 😂 it's candy to the eyes! I think boredom goes a long way lol
  • MannMitAntworten
    Nothing like suggestive advertising to help make their product β€˜stick’ in the consumer’s brain.
    Beating that meat too much can cause tenderization. 😂😂
  • bulletbob555
    Reach out and touch someone. I used to use that when I was flirting. That one came out a while ago
  • I Like howard, walt and dicks lol
  • Avicenna
    My, you're productive today!
  • SunnyCaliGirl
    These are hilarious 😂
  • ZELLxoxo
    Funny take. Love it!! 😂😂
  • JimboGB
  • ComradeCarabao
    Funny! 😂
  • themomo84
    lawwwd have mercy
    • What? Finally rendered momma speechless? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • i can't show this to momma... she prolly smack me

    • πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you might need a good smack 😁

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  • George090
    So funny lol
    • Lol thanks 😊 don't know if you saw them all there was 6 takes in all

  • Still laughing 5 minutes later!
  • alance99
    You nailed it 🤗🤗
  • malik_yashvardhan
    Nice mytake
  • Ratmuffin
    Apparently slogan fails are ranked as sexuality
  • simplelikeme
    That's funny as fuk lol
  • nailu
    I needed a little chuckle
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ another epic fail slogan "We always aim to please"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • nailu

      It’s good, but they’re funnier when they have no clue what they’re saying

    • Lol right?

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  • Mrswright077
    Omg 😂😂😂
  • slicwhenwet
    OMG these are hilarious. Thanks for sharing. 😂🤣
  • ashispure
    Walt's meat is my favorite relatable 😂