So, I did 4 mytakes on epic fail product and business names, but this take covers the best of the not so best slogans. Either someone dropped the ball or were smoking some good shit. Either way, new career goal: advertising, even a blonde could do it. 🤪
"The best business we do is in your mouth, so open wide baby".
"The freshest unbeaten meat you'll find anywhere in town".
"We don't want you to do meth, so we'll do it for you"
New pick up line, ladies: "Better suction than an Electrolux. "
"We can't fix your ugly, but we can fix your fat". (Free bags for your face included)
"Is that why every man comes with a "garden" hose?? But, damn man, your power sprayer killed my tomato plants "
"Now hiring, but must be a "very hard" worker."
"Do to current social distancing ordinance, better to reach out and touch yourself, but please use hand sanitizer after".
" Bill Clinton tried, but he couldn't lick our Dick"
"I did not have sexual relations with that Dick" oh my bad lol he said "woman" either way, one more politician lying 😂
Hope you enjoyed. Will there be a part 2? hmmm🤔 find out tomorrow
Thanks for reading ♥️