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"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst

Dream job 😱
Dream job 😱

So, I did 4 mytakes on epic fail product and business names, but this take covers the best of the not so best slogans. Either someone dropped the ball or were smoking some good shit. Either way, new career goal: advertising, even a blonde could do it. 🤪

Open wide
Open wide

"The best business we do is in your mouth, so open wide baby".

Be kind, dont beat your meat
Be kind, don't beat your meat

"The freshest unbeaten meat you'll find anywhere in town".

Taking on the drug problem personally
Taking on the drug problem personally

"We don't want you to do meth, so we'll do it for you"

Oh, you think so 🤔
Oh, you think so 🤔

New pick up line, ladies: "Better suction than an Electrolux. "

Fixing one problem at a time
Fixing one problem at a time

"We can't fix your ugly, but we can fix your fat". (Free bags for your face included)

Wet what?
Wet what?

"Is that why every man comes with a "garden" hose?? But, damn man, your power sprayer killed my tomato plants "

How thick do you like it
How thick do you like it

"Now hiring, but must be a "very hard" worker."

***Warning***
***Warning***

"Do to current social distancing ordinance, better to reach out and touch yourself, but please use hand sanitizer after".

You can try
You can try

" Bill Clinton tried, but he couldn't lick our Dick"

"I did not have sexual relations with that Dick" oh my bad lol he said "woman" either way, one more politician lying 😂

Hope you enjoyed. Will there be a part 2? hmmm🤔 find out tomorrow

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guy

  • LOL!! Love those!! I've seen others, similar, but I have to look for the pictures saved somewhere!
    I remember one, on a church sign, that said "Your most powerful position, is on your knees!" LOL at the double meaning there!!

    • 😊😅 right lol

Most Helpful Girl

  • Totally enjoyed all five!

    My vote is in for the "GAG HALL OF FAME"!

    "Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst

    • Lol maybe you and me should start our own comedy duo... Or advertising firm 😂😂😂

    • ... lol

    • Could be there two blonde "bombs" so if we bomb on stage, least we can fall back on the blonde excuse 😁

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  • I Like howard, walt and dicks lol

    • 😂😂😂

  • Keep it up, bbb. I'm loving it. You're performing a public service by making people laugh during this time of isolation.

    • I'm at my limit for the day."that's what he said' 😂😂 couldn't keep it up any longer than a man can 😁😂😂 ok think someone needs to come wrestle the whiskey from me, or die trying 😂😂

    • I imagine that trying to wrestle that whiskey away from you could turn into fun. ;-)

    • 😇😇🤐😊😂

  • "Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst


    Laughter is the best pre-dinner aperitif.
    Thanks again for more things to laugh at!

  • I love the "wet our plants" one!!
    I've seen "We except WIC here."

    • Lol 🤣

  • wouldn't call them a fail as such... they are great for a laugh

    though can see the fail of their intended purpose though lmao

    • Right lol 😁

    • :D :) :)

  • I love the word play 😂 😂 😂 it's candy to the eyes! I think boredom goes a long way lol

    • So does the whiskey 😁😂

    • Lolol cheers to that

  • My, you're productive today!

    • It's a woman's job to be productive 😁😂😂

  • Funny take. Love it!! 😂😂

    • Thank you ♥️😊 there's 4 more

  • Well now... what more can I say as this rivals all the others before... I will say that if Walt is claiming he doesn't jerkoff, he's lying :)

    Thanks for all the needed laughs with all of these Toots!

    • Welcome 😊

  • Nothing like suggestive advertising to help make their product ‘stick’ in the consumer’s brain.

    • Right? Hey sticky with it 😁😂

  • Funny! 😂

    • Lol thanks

    • You're welcome. 🙂

    • Don't know if you saw em all there was 6 takes in all

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  • These are hilarious 😂

    • Thanks 😊

    • Your welcome

  • 🤣😅😆

    • 😁😂😂

    • It's Walt I feel sorry for 💔

  • Rofl

    • Thanks 😊😁

  • That was some funny slogans. Do you remember a diet commercial in the 80s called Aids? They got rid of that commercial after awhile once the AIDS epidemic started, I don’t think that was a good selling point for it , I think they changed the name or went out of business

    • Lol I saw that on there when looked up the products. Lol

    • It’s strange they had a commercial like that “ Aids The New Diet Plan” and then AIDS came out later on

    • Yeah funny but not funny. Did you see the slogan campaign pin pic, you can't lick our Dick 😂😂

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  • lawwwd have mercy

    • What? Finally rendered momma speechless? 😂😂

    • i can't show this to momma... she prolly smack me

    • 😁😂😂😂 you might need a good smack 😁

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  • Beating that meat too much can cause tenderization. 😂😂

    • Elephant steaks 😁😂

  • You nailed it 🤗🤗

    • Thanks 😁

  • So funny lol

    • Lol thanks 😊 don't know if you saw them all there was 6 takes in all

  • Apparently slogan fails are ranked as sexuality

    • I put them in sexuality

    • Oh my gucci!

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