"Slogan Fails" The Best Of The Worst Part II

Brainsbeforebeauty Editor

**How wide can you open your snack hole 😮**

Yesterday, I did 4 takes covering product and business name fails. And one take on slogan fails. This is part 2, more slogan fails. Hope you enjoy..

We employ only the best strokers — **We employ only the best** strokers

"For the best Job in town, call Arch Painting Co. where our employee are the best strokers and we stroke to please.

"Our meat is tasty and juicy and you'll love putting it in your mouth. And you'll want to swallow it."👍

'Let electricity do it for you than to kill your wife with hard work. Let us make it easier".

'If you have a hole that needs drilling, call John H. Roberts Well Drilling , he's always willing."

'Our nuts are tasty and never too salty so put some of our delicious nuts in your mouth today and make your mouth happy."

"Show your cup support and come on our Canadian Girls".

Wouldnt you rather a good licking? — **Wouldn't you rather a good licking?**

"Who wouldn't rather lick it? So come get your lick on today."

"Need your rig cleaned? We'll clean your rig to keep your Johnson working well."

"Look yummy in Chubbettes. Get yours today and be the tastiest dish in town."

"Give us a call for all your erection needs. No erection too big or small."

**Put your fingers in some holes and have fun**

"Come to BowlMor Lanes where we encourage you to put your fingers in the holes and have fun doing it".

Guy to his girlfriend: "These holes are too big, my fingers and thumb keep slipping out".😮

Oh thats the reason,I thought 🤔🤐 — **Oh that's the reason,I thought 🤔🤐**

'There's a reason your mouth is round. So put you round mouth to good use with this tasty treat for your mouth".

Once again, hope you enjoyed.

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guys

rosscore728 Xper 5
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Hello gorgeous you are my f****** hero I also love restaurant slogans. I work at Applebee's in this s*** hole we come up with the new slogan every night so here feel free to use these
Applebee's where the food is old and the pussy is Young and all of our meth is made right here in our store
Applebee's so f****** nasty it's motherfuking good
And just remember this is your Applebee's
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol 😂 funny
loveslongnails Master
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Love it !
And here's proof there's no reason to do false advertising... you can tell the truth and it won't cost you a dime. This station has not given away a drop of free gas to date.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😂😂 lmao this is actually take 6 there were 5 more yesterday. I was on a roll lolol or buzzed 🤔😂
- loveslongnails
  +1 y
  I saw... they were funny too.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Just posted a poll😁😂

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meesegoMoo Yoda
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I saw a porta-john cleaning company truck (poop sucker) that said " Your shit is our bread and butter!" in giant letters on the side.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂 that's funny lmao I did 5 other takes yesterday there's a lot of funny 'shit" in some these ads, like damn what were they thinking? Lmao or maybe I need to get in advertising lmao 😂😂
- meesegoMoo
  +1 y
  I know! I have so many ideas just for this one type of company. My best is probably "your lunch feeds US too!"
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol lol
Lliam Master
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Just think. As an ad exec, you could come up with brilliant marketing slogans like these. ROFL
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Right?
Flower7 Master
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Most of these slogans are blatantly sexual. I find it hard to believe that the company owners said these things not realizing how they would sound. I think they were meant to be provocative. I'm pretty sure these were planned and not bloopers.

They were entertaining to read about though!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol thanks. And I agree think it was on purpose as attention grabbers
DeeDeeDeVour Master
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😂😂😂
JackSmy Guru
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LOL!! Where do you keep finding these!! I have some friends at work that will love some of these!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Just Google advertising Fails, or funny business names, or slogan fails.
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Oh also funny product names and funny book names, cuz yep did two takes on funny book names 😁
Dazed0N0Confused Yoda
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I needed a good laugh! Thank you
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Welcome. There's 8 funny takes total I did. Don't know if you read them all, but funny reads, well tried anyway lol
Erin19 Xper 7
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Haha, for some reason I want painting done and a well now
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  For "some" reason 🤔 lol me thinks I know why 😂😂 and I hear yah sis lol but better when it's hotter out so they get hot and maybe take their shirt off 🤔😇😂😂
- Erin19
  +1 y
  Lol you are so smart
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😊 lol thanks
arabgoddess Yoda
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Lol once again... Hilarious! 😂 😂 😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol thank you 😊♥️♥️
LittleSquid Xper 4
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Hahaha 😂
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TCredo Yoda
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Simply outstanding (again) Toots! Very funny - thanks for the laughs.

Looks like you came upon my previous painting job there... the Arch folks lol :)
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol you wish 😁
- TCredo
  +1 y
  Well... it was my previous job for a reason... the customers didn't like the moon trip breaks I would take at their house in between painting the rooms :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Yeah probably wasn't paint that was getting on the walls 🤔😁😂
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- TCredo
  +1 y
  The Hi-Gloss type :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Ewwww🤢🤮
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Prude answer 😁
- TCredo
  +1 y
  But at least you are not a rude prude... more like a lewd crude prude... who gets sued and screwed over attitude... resulting in a feud but I'd conclude would rather you nude which would cause something to protrude lol...
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😂😂😂omfg are you smoking astroglide again 😂😂😂
- TCredo
  +1 y
  lol... not yet... on a long work conf call - but hope to be toking up once it is over lol :)
- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Pot would be safer for your brain cells 😁
broken_heart_at_48 Xper 7
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Holly crap those can't be real I want to live in the town where these guys live hell I'll work for them for free
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😂 lmao I bet lol
worldscolide Master
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I think some of this is done on purpose.
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Probably lol
Kezzz Xper 7
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I love this just as much as I love the other ones. Thanks for the invite to a good laugh😂❤️
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol welcome 😊
- Kezzz
  +1 y
  ❤️😊
LEADFOOTboi Yoda
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my erections are always in safe hands...
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lmao, hope you hand sanitized. I can recommend a good pair of gloves for that 😁😂
- LEADFOOTboi
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  sanitize? gloves? what are you talkin about?
- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Lol nothing at all
adidas0169 Xper 6
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Needed a laugh thank you
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  Your welcome. Don't know if you saw the other 5 lol
COMMODOREII Master
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A good stroking? 😂
Oh yeah 2 fingers and a thumb. 😂
I do like Canadian girls. 😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  😂😂 lmao
KrakenAttackin Master
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Ha! Great post!
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Thanks 😊 if you liked this one, check out the other 5 I did yesterday. Guess was bored lol
alance99 Guru
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You are killing it BBB
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
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  😁 thanks lol
HonestWeirdo Xper 5
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some good ones there
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol thanks
simplelikeme Xper 7
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That's fukin funny...😂😂😂
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  +1 y
  Lol check out the poll just posted. I'm sure you'll know where to find it 😂
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