"Book Titles" The Best Of The Worst Part II

Why are some fun things illegal while stupidity is legal?
Why are some fun things illegal while stupidity is legal?

As promised this is part 2 to my mytake "Book Titles" The Best Of The Worst.

Again, just meant in fun, not a book selection you want to incorporate into your homeschooling of your children.

But for adults?? Get your read on and have some laughs.

Shes smiling, you might smile if you ride an ass too
She's smiling, you might smile if you ride an ass too

Ok, this time this is actual insert from the book (found online):

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Two men titty twisting, hmm🤔
Two men titty twisting, hmm🤔

Of course titty had to follow ass. Don't a lot of men these days talk a lot about and just love titties and ass.😉

Good bedtime story for men to read to their ladies,
Good bedtime story for men to read to their ladies,

Why not read this to your partner at bedtime, might get the " ball" rolling.

Good bedtime story for the ladies to read to their men
Good bedtime story for the ladies to read to their men

No, didn't forget you ladies. If you play with his "balls" it's only fair he should stick his finger in your "clam".😉

You get boners, now read Boners
You get boners, now read Boners

*Another definition for boner (other than the boner men get) is a clumsy, stupid mistake, also: howler sense.

But those definitions could have same meaning, right? I mean if you have sex with the wrong chick wasn't that boner kind of a clumsy, stupid mistake?🤷🏼‍♀️

You were a boyscout, ah hah
You were a boyscout, ah hah

So that's where men learned their BDSM bondage ways from. Did you get a badge for that, too?😉

Rides a cowgirl not a cowboy 🤠
Rides a cowgirl not a cowboy 🤠

Yes, even lesbians like to "ride" too. They don't just do the cowgirl position, they do the cowgirl😉

Still got it 25 years later
Still got it 25 years later

Proving old people can still get their kink on. Where do you think you young whippersnappers learned it from 😉

Eating out is okay though
Eating out is okay though

"Eating" people is only wrong if you're boiling them in a pot. But it'sit's if ok if it's to get them "hot".

And last but not least. Know any men about to get married? Buy them this book:

Mens guide to marrying a ball buster 😂😂
Men's guide to marrying a ball buster 😂😂

For those men who feel women try to bust their balls. And Ladies, men don't like when you do that, but they do like when you fondle them 😉

Once again, hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Not a title, but as a kid we had several books with treasures like this in them. I remember one about a train that started out "a gay little tootle". I had a cousin with a funny voice and slight southern accent wh only read out-loud as a kid. Loved hearing him get to that line.

    • Omg thanks for that real laugh out loud moment. 😂😂

  • I have another one for you. We actually bought this one because it came with the audio book narrated by Samuel L Jackson

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DRXTQNS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

    • 😂😂😂 now that's a book I would of read to my kids lmao jk or 🤔 lol just put out part 2 and again, don't read to children lol

    • Duh this is part 2 sorry I didn't sleep again last night lol maybe I do need that book... Go the fuck to sleep lol

    • There's a new version that he reads for quarantine time called, "Stay the Fuck Home."

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  • I'm really shocked that so many of these are marketed towards children. I'm not sure what they were going for with that.

  • Lolololol this one's way awesome 😂 😂 😂 Love it.. I want bedtime story

    • 😂😂😂😂 Right but not the kind mom used to read lmao

    • Lolol these are adult rated

    • Thank you 😘

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  • Thanks for the reading suggestions. I'm getting bored during this quarantine. It's good to expand one's knowledge. And with my wife off work, we can spend time reading to each other. LOL

    • "Read" each other a good bedtime story from the list 😁 might not get much sleep tho 🤣😂

  • The first one is pretty good, I like it

    • Thanks 🙂

  • Eating people is wrong? :( I'm so sad now

  • What a toxic cocktail of book titles. What were the editors and authors thinking?

    • I don't know but maybe I should write a book 🤔😂😂

    • Now that would be great- what sort of wild title will it have?

  • Very funny Toots! I think all of these would make for a great summer beach reading collection. I can only imagine the interesting looks would get from folks walking by lol :)

    • Lol thanks 😊 and right?

    • lol be interesting to see who would approach to ask "Oh I've been meaning to read that - how is it?" lol

    • Lol 😁

  • I came upon this a long time ago. Really hope the author isn't serious.

    "Book Titles" The Best Of The Worst Part II
    • 😂😂😂 lmao I didn't see that one lol that's hysterical 😂😂

    • There are loads of books like that out here. I think I vaguely remember something about a T-rex, too 😂

    • 😂😂😂 don't know if you saw my other takes on product names, business names and slogan fails or not. Funny stuff tho lol

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  • Everything I wanna do is illegal
    I didn't get that? It's like brain teasers to me now😂😂 may be western references I guess

    • Lol guess you'll have to get and read the book lol

    • I am not much of a reader😂😂

  • Scouts in bondage noooo hahaha

    • 😁🤣

  • You are out of control woman...😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • Relieves boredom 😁 can you tell I've been bored 😁

    • Yeah. Now I'm rethinking my choice of boredom relief...😉

    • Lol 😁

  • lawd have mercy... but i like that title "everything i want to do is illegal"

    • Right? Describes you to a T lol our a TP raid anyways lmao 😊

    • TP raids are only slightly illegal depending on... if the raidee don't wanna open tha safe...

    • I'm not freely giving up the TP, you'll have to shoot me 😁

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  • Id like to read the first one. 😋 and i don't remember a bdsm badge in my troop. 😉

    • Maybe you weren't good enough at bondage to earn one 🤔😂😂😂

    • Maybe. I was more into starting fires and keeping my aim. 😉

  • I don't know but there's a jazz musician named Dick Hymen that has some pretty good tunes

    • 😂😂😂 funny lol yeah think heard of him. There's a part 1 lol

    • Lol i got u sun shine

    • 😊😊🤗

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  • That's so... bad 😂😂😂😂

    • "I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way" Jessica Rabbit 😇😁

    • Haha... no... your good 😂😂😂

    • Right?😇😇😇

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  • Very funny!

    • Thanks. And you'll be relieved to know I'll be taking a nap soon 😇😊

  • Brenda's beaver needs a barber is another good one.
    My boys are in scouts so I really appreciate that one. 🤣😂

    • Oh oops 😂

  • very funny indeed

    • 🙂 thanks 🙂

  • These are great 😂

    • Thanks 😊

  • For the 1st time some books that im interested in reading

    • 👍Reading is Fun D Mental😂🤣

    • Indeed but i need motivation and some light material.😂 if you can help with reading. i will help you with something too😂😂 #deal😂

    • Lol 😂

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  • Really bullshit

    • Sure thanks for replying 😊

    • Even if Ube tripping lol sorry if you can't take a joke lol 😊