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"Book Titles" The Best Of The Worst Part II

Why are some fun things illegal while stupidity is legal?
Why are some fun things illegal while stupidity is legal?

As promised this is part 2 to my mytake "Book Titles" The Best Of The Worst.

Again, just meant in fun, not a book selection you want to incorporate into your homeschooling of your children.

But for adults?? Get your read on and have some laughs.

Shes smiling, you might smile if you ride an ass too
She's smiling, you might smile if you ride an ass too

Ok, this time this is actual insert from the book (found online):

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Two men titty twisting, hmmπŸ€”
Two men titty twisting, hmm🤔

Of course titty had to follow ass. Don't a lot of men these days talk a lot about and just love titties and ass.πŸ˜‰

Good bedtime story for men to read to their ladies,
Good bedtime story for men to read to their ladies,

Why not read this to your partner at bedtime, might get the " ball" rolling.

Good bedtime story for the ladies to read to their men
Good bedtime story for the ladies to read to their men

No, didn't forget you ladies. If you play with his "balls" it's only fair he should stick his finger in your "clam".πŸ˜‰

You get boners, now read Boners
You get boners, now read Boners

*Another definition for boner (other than the boner men get) is a clumsy, stupid mistake, also: howler sense.

But those definitions could have same meaning, right? I mean if you have sex with the wrong chick wasn't that boner kind of a clumsy, stupid mistake?πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

You were a boyscout, ah hah
You were a boyscout, ah hah

So that's where men learned their BDSM bondage ways from. Did you get a badge for that, too?πŸ˜‰

Rides a cowgirl not a cowboy 🀠
Rides a cowgirl not a cowboy 🀠

Yes, even lesbians like to "ride" too. They don't just do the cowgirl position, they do the cowgirlπŸ˜‰

Still got it 25 years later
Still got it 25 years later

Proving old people can still get their kink on. Where do you think you young whippersnappers learned it from πŸ˜‰

Eating out is okay though
Eating out is okay though

"Eating" people is only wrong if you're boiling them in a pot. But it'sit's if ok if it's to get them "hot".

And last but not least. Know any men about to get married? Buy them this book:

Mens guide to marrying a ball buster πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Men's guide to marrying a ball buster πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

For those men who feel women try to bust their balls. And Ladies, men don't like when you do that, but they do like when you fondle them πŸ˜‰

Once again, hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading β™₯️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

"Book Titles" The Best Of The Worst Part II
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  • meesegoMoo
    Not a title, but as a kid we had several books with treasures like this in them. I remember one about a train that started out "a gay little tootle". I had a cousin with a funny voice and slight southern accent wh only read out-loud as a kid. Loved hearing him get to that line.
    Is this still revelant?
  • I have another one for you. We actually bought this one because it came with the audio book narrated by Samuel L Jackson

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DRXTQNS/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1
    Is this still revelant?
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ now that's a book I would of read to my kids lmao jk or πŸ€” lol just put out part 2 and again, don't read to children lol

    • Duh this is part 2 sorry I didn't sleep again last night lol maybe I do need that book... Go the fuck to sleep lol

    • There's a new version that he reads for quarantine time called, "Stay the Fuck Home."

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  • I'm really shocked that so many of these are marketed towards children. I'm not sure what they were going for with that.
    Is this still revelant?
  • arabgoddess
    Lolololol this one's way awesome 😂 😂 😂 Love it.. I want bedtime story
    Is this still revelant?

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  • Lliam
    Thanks for the reading suggestions. I'm getting bored during this quarantine. It's good to expand one's knowledge. And with my wife off work, we can spend time reading to each other. LOL
    • "Read" each other a good bedtime story from the list 😁 might not get much sleep tho πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

  • TCredo
    Very funny Toots! I think all of these would make for a great summer beach reading collection. I can only imagine the interesting looks would get from folks walking by lol :)
  • whitehide
    I came upon this a long time ago. Really hope the author isn't serious.
    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ lmao I didn't see that one lol that's hysterical πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • whitehide

      There are loads of books like that out here. I think I vaguely remember something about a T-rex, too πŸ˜‚

    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ don't know if you saw my other takes on product names, business names and slogan fails or not. Funny stuff tho lol

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  • Aakash_Hangargi
    Everything I wanna do is illegal
    I didn't get that? It's like brain teasers to me now😂😂 may be western references I guess
  • Avicenna
    What a toxic cocktail of book titles. What were the editors and authors thinking?
    • I don't know but maybe I should write a book πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Avicenna

      Now that would be great- what sort of wild title will it have?

  • LEADFOOTboi
    lawd have mercy... but i like that title "everything i want to do is illegal"
    • Right? Describes you to a T lol our a TP raid anyways lmao 😊

    • TP raids are only slightly illegal depending on... if the raidee don't wanna open tha safe...

    • I'm not freely giving up the TP, you'll have to shoot me 😁

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  • slicwhenwet
    Brenda's beaver needs a barber is another good one.
    My boys are in scouts so I really appreciate that one. 🤣😂
  • COMMODOREII
    Id like to read the first one. 😋 and i don't remember a bdsm badge in my troop. 😉
    • Maybe you weren't good enough at bondage to earn one πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Maybe. I was more into starting fires and keeping my aim. πŸ˜‰

  • Ratmuffin
    I don't know but there's a jazz musician named Dick Hymen that has some pretty good tunes
  • anmari2001
    The first one is pretty good, I like it
  • Erin19
    Eating people is wrong? :( I'm so sad now
  • Tunasub
    You are out of control woman...😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
  • lucas262
    Scouts in bondage noooo hahaha
  • simplelikeme
    That's so... bad 😂😂😂😂
    • "I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way"
      Jessica Rabbit πŸ˜‡πŸ˜

    • Haha... no... your good πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Right?πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

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  • jack_meoff
    These are great 😂
  • msc545
    Very funny!
    • Thanks. And you'll be relieved to know I'll be taking a nap soon πŸ˜‡πŸ˜Š

  • Razal
    very funny indeed
  • Anonymous
    For the 1st time some books that im interested in reading
    • πŸ‘Reading is Fun D MentalπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

    • Anonymous

      Indeed but i need motivation and some light material.πŸ˜‚ if you can help with reading. i will help you with something tooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #dealπŸ˜‚

    • Lol πŸ˜‚

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  • Anonymous
    Really bullshit
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