Hey people, how's it hanging 🤭
This mytake is inspired by @laurieluvsit mytake:
"BOOBY TRAPS" Jokes Just For Friends
If you haven't already, you should read it, it's a great, funny take. (This stemmed from a convo about boobs heading south the older you get.)
Well, hate to break it to you fellas, but things start heading south on men too:
So although not as funny of jokes (balls look funnier, boob jokes sound funnier.... boobies hee hee🤭)
Here's some testicle jokes for you:
Do you want to hear a joke about Testicles?
Actually, nevermind it's scrottaly unacceptable
I composed a long song about Testicles:
It was a balled
Did you hear about the hundred pound midget with 50 pound testicles?
he was half nuts
Speaking of midgets..
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls
Disclaimer: I'm not hating on midgets and I have the t-shirt to prove it
Okay I know they're pretty lame lol but ready for more??
What did one testicle say to the other?
We're groin apart
What do you call depressed testicles?
I like to call my testicles "Wonkas"
They're between a Willy and a chocolate factory
And because some "animals" have testicles too:
What do you call a chicken testicle?
How much do deer testicles cost?
under a buck
And to people who are donors:
I'll always respect those who donate testicles...
It really does take balls
Thanks for reading, hope you got a little chuckle 🙂