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Testicles "Ball Busters" Adult Humor

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

Hey people, how's it hanging 🀭

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

This mytake is inspired by @laurieluvsit mytake:

"BOOBY TRAPS" Jokes Just For Friends

If you haven't already, you should read it, it's a great, funny take. (This stemmed from a convo about boobs heading south the older you get.)

Well, hate to break it to you fellas, but things start heading south on men too:

From Hackysack to Saggy sack
From Hackysack to Saggy sack
Small and saggy 😱 lol
Small and saggy 😱 lol

So although not as funny of jokes (balls look funnier, boob jokes sound funnier.... boobies hee hee🀭)

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

Here's some testicle jokes for you:

Do you want to hear a joke about Testicles?

Actually, nevermind it's scrottaly unacceptable

I composed a long song about Testicles:

It was a balled

Did you hear about the hundred pound midget with 50 pound testicles?

he was half nuts

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

Speaking of midgets..

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls

Disclaimer: I'm not hating on midgets and I have the t-shirt to prove it

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

Okay I know they're pretty lame lol but ready for more??

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

What did one testicle say to the other?

We're groin apart

What do you call depressed testicles?

Blue balls

Testicles Ball Busters Adult Humor

Man said:

I like to call my testicles "Wonkas"

They're between a Willy and a chocolate factory

And because some "animals" have testicles too:

What do you call a chicken testicle?

Fowl ball

How much do deer testicles cost?

under a buck

And to people who are donors:

I'll always respect those who donate testicles...

It really does take balls

Thanks for reading, hope you got a little chuckle πŸ™‚

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guy

  • LOL, BBB. Good Take!

    Ladies, do you think breasts can be awkward at times? Try having a pair of Clackers between your legs. 😲 LOL

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    My blond girlfriend is afraid of facial injuries that would spoil her looks. I told her that my ball sack is a mouth guard. Now she wants it against her lips as often as possible.

    • 🤣🤣🤣 lmao mouth guard 🤣🤣

    • @lliam LMFAO!! I know so many sports guys, and have always wondered if they wore head gear!! Couldn't care less about the cup, as many of them probably shouldn't have kids!!

Most Helpful Girl

  • Great take Ms BBB and thank you for the post mention!!

    I listened to the song while I was reading it, hilarious song too!

    You know how guys are, always competing to see who's are the biggest... lol

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    • 🤣🤣🤣 thanks lol but this wasn't my best... Was a quickie lol not nearly as funny as yours β™₯️🙂

    • It was great! :)

    • Thanks β™₯️ means a lot coming from the adult humor queen of GAG🙂🙂

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  • @Brainsbeforebeauty
    🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    Thanks for the laugh today!

    • Thanks 🙂 just did another one on love.. Check it out 🙂🤣

  • I once busted a guys balls because he tried to finger me at the cinema.

    • Guess he didn't try that again

    • Nope, He weren't even a date or anything, I only noticed because he tried to remove my tampon to finger me

    • How did you do it?

  • A Buck, Skunk and Giraffe go into a bar and order drinks. When the bartender presents them the tab, the Buck says, sorry friends, I have no 'doe"; the skunk sadly says, 'I haven't got a 'scent,' the giraffe takes the tab and says, 'don't worry, guys, the High Balls are on me!'

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • @laurieluvsit
    I love this going back and forth! It's the b"r"est! I mean it's nuts! I mean... It's great! 😂

    • It's all Ms BBBs fault, she started it with the sagging top jokes! ... lol

    • @laurieluvsit lol didn't know you were gonna do mytake about it 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Chuckled at the grass tickling their balls. Ty. My humor has no limits.. dirtier the better.

    • Know it wasn't greatest take but did it quick 🤣 see why quickies aren't a good thing 🤣🤣

    • Ha ha, quickies are better than nothing. Can do the trick until you build up to a longer β€˜take’

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • I fly often and some flights I always get stuck in the very back seats of the plane. In Mexico they refer to these seats as the balls of the dog! 😂 No one in the states can figure out why I start laughing every time I sit back there.

    • 🤣🤣🤣 that's funny lmao

  • Whattttt... isss... tthiss...

    • 🤣🤣 bad jokes lmao

  • lol very funny Toots :)

    Here's one to add...

    The first testicular guard, the "cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means that it only took 100 years for men to figure out that their brain is also important :)

  • This is all pretty boomer humor to me, but it really warms my heart that you put these out here. I'm glad you find these funny. I struggle to find things that I truly find funny, so I'm jealous.

    • These weren't that funny.. Not many good testicle jokes out there.. The other ones are funnier... Oh and I'm 47, not a boomer wrong generation, that's my mom's generation FYI

    • Oh I know. Boomer humor isn’t me calling you a boomer. It’s just that these are just old school classic joke telling. Zoomer humor is random stuff just being random. ^^

    • Ok my bad but there's a lot of young people on here that call old people boomer as a form of disrespect. Sorry lol

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  • i liked em. kinda dad joke territory

    • Old people jokes 🤣🤣 well I'm getting old lol

    • aherm. am already old

    • 🤣🤣 Us old people have more funny stories so it's all good 🤣

  • 😂😂😂😂

    • If you liked this one.. There's plenty more 🤣🤣 what can I say buzzed and bored 🤣

  • I have to say, it was pretty ballsy of you to post all that.

    • 🤣🤣 men ain't the only one that can be ballsy🤣🤣

  • Balls 😂

    • 🤣You should read Laurie's hers was way funnier

  • That was cool, i guess i felt some dopamine-releasing in my brain after reading this. Thanks for that *smiles*

    • Thanks β™₯️ and glad it made you smile a little 🙂 even if the jokes were cheesy af🤣

    • Still, these are "ball busters" kinda relatable 😂

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Ball busters should be a show.

    Like cops but instead people run around insulting 1 another

    • Like bad balls balls what you gonna do? What you gonna do when they cum for you

    • 🤣🤣🤣 great theme song 🤣

  • " booby traps" too funny.

    • Yeah her mytake was way funnier 🤣

  • At least I have a few years before mine start polishing the floor 🤣

    • No but be careful when you sit down 🤣🤣🤣

    • 🤣🤣

    • Gotta be careful what you say on here, might pop up as a mytake 🤣🤣 and did mention having gas this morning, so if that's her next mytake 🤔🤣🤣🤣

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  • Eye roll
    Eye roll

    These were a bit...

    Corny
    Corny

    • 😛🤣🤣

  • very good

    • Thanks 🙂🙂

  • Uhh don't remind me. It just gets on more annoying the more i think about it hehe.

    • Oops sorry 😇🤣🤣

    • *hugs*

    • 🤗🤗

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