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So I went from no mytakes in a month to this being my 6th one in 2-3 days.
Thanks to @laurieluvsit who is why did the first one. I guess once the "brains" turn on, it's hard to turn off.
And, we're at a time where things have gone from bad to worse in the world. And laughter is good medicine.
So Hope you enjoy these jokes for the "animal lover" or " animal" in us all 🙂
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
It gave a little wine.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon.
What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom.
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake.
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Because they have lots of scales.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Frogs, they croak every night!
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Why are cats bad storytellers?
Because they only have one tale.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks.
What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!
Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you." In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me" The parrot replied, "Yes." Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?" The parrot said, "Clarence." The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
I was going to tell you a cow joke…
but it’s pasture bed time.
What is a cat’s favourite color?
Purr-ple.
What do you get when you cross a hammock and a dog?
A rocker spaniel.
Why do squirrels swim on there back?
To keep their nuts dry!
What do you call a squirrel with no nuts?
Female Squirrel.
Why can't you be friends with a squirrel?
They drive everyone nuts.
Why shouldn't you rape a tree?
There might be a squirrel in there looking for nuts.
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
I hope you enjoyed ♥️
"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘
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