So if you've seen my latest mytakes you know they've been joke takes...
(All jokes were found online)
And some were sooo bad, I thought hey, I can do that 🤔...
So these are original jokes that I came up with on my own...
You can give me your honest opinion..
I can take it (that's what she said 🤣)
Why did the elephant keep going after the man at the zoo?
He heard the man had "elephant nuts"
Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped it's head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said
"What did you think would happen during a wild animal orgy"
Love They Neighbor
A wife was baking and ran out of brown sugar. So she sent her husband to the neighbor's to see if he could get any. Quite awhile passes and her husband still hadn't returned, so she walked to the neighbor's. When she got there, she saw through the window her husband and the neighbor having sex on the couch. She went in screaming and yelling"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Her husband replied 'I'm getting some brown sugar and if you'd a waited 5 more minutes, I would of been cumming.
Why did the woman marry a carpenter?
Because she knew he could always give her anail
What do you call a midget getting his dick sucked?
A low blow
What did the bad comedian and the prostitute have in common?
They both "blew it"
Why are more people having more sex after the Coronavirus?
It's easier fucking ugly people when they're wearing a mask
Why won't replacing real woman with intelligent female robots improve a man's sex life?
Because they can't even get dumb females to fuck them
What do you call a horse that talks dirty?
Why did the groupie agree to have an orgy with the music group "The Beach Boys"?
Because she loved playing with beach balls
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A sailor is in port in New Orleans and he asks about the best whorehouse in town. He goes there and finds the madam.
"I've been in whorehouses all around the world and paid for a lot of sex and I'm looking for something a bit different tonight."
"Go upstairs and go in the first for one the right," she replies. "Take off your clothes and get in bed. I'll send Hattie up there to give you a Hurricane!"
He goes upstairs, gets undressed, and gets in bed. A few minutes later, Hattie entered the room. She begins strutting around the room, loudly hugging and puffing as hard as she can.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
This is the warm winds that come before the Hurricane," she says. She then undressed and gets in bed. She gets up on her knees, straddling his chest, then bends over and starts swinging her 36D boobs across his face.
"And just what is that?" he asks, slightly annoyed.
"Those are the coconuts falling from the trees before the Hurricane makes landfall," she explains.
Still straddling his chest, she starts pissing on his belly.
"And what in the fuck is that?" he demands to know, his anger quite obvious.
"Those are the warm tropical rains that come before the Hurricane," she calmly responds.
He gets up and starts putting on his clothes.
"Hey, where you going?" she asks. "We're just getting started!"
"I'm leaving!" he angrily responds. "Who in the hell can fuck in this weather?"
I hope you enjoyed and the jokes weren't too bad. You can give it to me straight... Or slightly bent... Or slightly curved 🤣
Thanks for reading ♥️