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"Brain's Original" Belly Busters

Brains Original Belly Busters

So if you've seen my latest mytakes you know they've been joke takes...

(All jokes were found online)

And some were sooo bad, I thought hey, I can do that 🤔...

So these are original jokes that I came up with on my own...

You can give me your honest opinion..

I can take it (that's what she said 🤣)

Why did the elephant keep going after the man at the zoo?

He heard the man had "elephant nuts"

Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped it's head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said

"What did you think would happen during a wild animal orgy"

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Love They Neighbor

A wife was baking and ran out of brown sugar. So she sent her husband to the neighbor's to see if he could get any. Quite awhile passes and her husband still hadn't returned, so she walked to the neighbor's. When she got there, she saw through the window her husband and the neighbor having sex on the couch. She went in screaming and yelling"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!" Her husband replied 'I'm getting some brown sugar and if you'd a waited 5 more minutes, I would of been cumming.

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Why did the woman marry a carpenter?

Because she knew he could always give her anail

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What do you call a midget getting his dick sucked?

A low blow

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What did the bad comedian and the prostitute have in common?

They both "blew it"

Why are more people having more sex after the Coronavirus?

It's easier fucking ugly people when they're wearing a mask

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Why won't replacing real woman with intelligent female robots improve a man's sex life?

Because they can't even get dumb females to fuck them

What do you call a horse that talks dirty?

Sex Ed

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Why did the groupie agree to have an orgy with the music group "The Beach Boys"?

Because she loved playing with beach balls

This next joke comes courtesy of

@OlderAndWiser

Thank you for your contribution 🙂

Hurricane sex

A sailor is in port in New Orleans and he asks about the best whorehouse in town. He goes there and finds the madam.

"I've been in whorehouses all around the world and paid for a lot of sex and I'm looking for something a bit different tonight."

"Go upstairs and go in the first for one the right," she replies. "Take off your clothes and get in bed. I'll send Hattie up there to give you a Hurricane!"

He goes upstairs, gets undressed, and gets in bed. A few minutes later, Hattie entered the room. She begins strutting around the room, loudly hugging and puffing as hard as she can.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

This is the warm winds that come before the Hurricane," she says. She then undressed and gets in bed. She gets up on her knees, straddling his chest, then bends over and starts swinging her 36D boobs across his face.

"And just what is that?" he asks, slightly annoyed.

"Those are the coconuts falling from the trees before the Hurricane makes landfall," she explains.

Still straddling his chest, she starts pissing on his belly.

"And what in the fuck is that?" he demands to know, his anger quite obvious.

"Those are the warm tropical rains that come before the Hurricane," she calmly responds.

He gets up and starts putting on his clothes.

"Hey, where you going?" she asks. "We're just getting started!"

"I'm leaving!" he angrily responds. "Who in the hell can fuck in this weather?"

I hope you enjoyed and the jokes weren't too bad. You can give it to me straight... Or slightly bent... Or slightly curved 🤣

Thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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  • Lliam
    Some of those originals were really funny, bbb.

    Why are more people having more sex after the Coronavirus?
    It's easier fucking ugly people when they're wearing a mask.

    Why won't replacing real woman with intelligent female robots improve a man's sex life?
    Because they can't even get dumb females to fuck them.

    That's good stuff. LOL

    Lots of other good jokes there, too. Did you create any of the memes?

    When are you going to take your original material on the road? Let me know when you're cumming to my area. :-)
    Is this still revelant?
    • 🤣🤣 jokes were mine... Memes were not... But thanks.. Means a lot cumming from you 🤣

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  • Dargil
    Medical Joke #1.
    This very old lady goes to the doctor. She's been "feeling poorly". The doctor gives her a battery of tests and tells her to come back in two weeks.
    Two weeks later, she comes back and the doctor reads from his chart.
    "Ma'am", he says, "You have acute angina."
    "Really?" she says. "How can you tell a cute one from an ugly one?"
    dada CHING
    • 🤣🤣 my gyno told me that mine was the cleanest she'd ever seen... And the cervix of an 18 year old... So great... Cervix of an 18 year old with boobs of an 80 year old 🤣🤣

    • Dargil

      I had a colonoscopy last year. I asked the young doctor how it came out. He said "Ohhh! You have to see this!" He showed me pictures that looked like the inside if a pink plastic tube. He said: "You don't have to come back for 10 years! Good to hear.

    • That's good

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  • Stable genius.
  • OlderAndWiser
    Glad to have helped with the effort. We need a humor category on this site!
    • Right! Lol so how were the jokes? I came up with them all by myself this time
      Verses jokes from online

    • A little corny, but I smiled. There are a few that I will probably repeat to someone else.

    • I thought the brown sugar one was the best 🤣I know someone who'd really probably do that 🤣🤣

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  • CaptainLegal
    Loved the last one especially the pissing part, I didn't expect it 🤣🤣
  • lokeshdh00
    Very Funny. Yeah, It was deep and tasty.


    Which country are you from?
  • JackSmy
    :( Not your best work. . . :(
  • Lovethecountry
    🤣🤣 not bad
  • alance99
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
  • They all were mostly great.
  • mdpmdpmdp
    Quite good!!!
  • msc545
    Why am I not laughing?
  • Anonymous
    ahaha lol
    • So they weren't too bad? Cuz except for the last one... Came up with those on my own.. Really bored 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

    • Anonymous

      yah was like pretty cool&hillarious too xd

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