"Still Even More Sex Sex Sex" Jokes

Still Even More Sex Sex Sex Jokes

So, it's not Sunday... But we can have sex any day... Sex Jokes that is...

By now, shouldn't have to include a disclaimer, so I'll just say this...

If you can't take the jokes, get out of the joke take 😁...

Enjoy and hope they're not "too" corny

Still Even More Sex Sex Sex Jokes

This time, might get a little more oral

Still Even More Sex Sex Sex Jokes

I'd love to have oral intercourse with my girlfriend, but...
... I don't want to hurt her fillings

Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

What's a 68?

You do me, and I'll owe you one!

67...You do me while I smoke a cigarette.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because every time she gets to 69, she has a frog in her throat.

What's a 71?
A 69 with two fingers up your ass.

Whats 69 and 69?
Dinner for four.

How fast can a woman go during sex?
68, if she were going any faster she'd blow a rod!

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What is the difference between hangliding and oral sex?
You get a far better view when you are hangliding!

Hear about the guy that won the Annual Pussy Eating contest?
He won by several laps.

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So, have you had enough oral?

Time for sex:

What’s another name for a vagina?
The box a penis comes in.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.


Erectyle Disfunction

I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.

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Laundry Time
There’s an elderly couple who has reached that point in life, where sex isn’t part of the itinerary anymore. One night, the wife turns to her husband and says, “Everytime one of us wants to have a bit of a slap and tickle, we just have to say, "Washing machine.’” A night passes, and the husband leans over and whispers, “Washing machine.” The wife gives him a shove and informs him that she has a headache. A few nights go by and the same thing happens, but the husband is determined and he reckons he’ll just give it one more try. He leans over and whispers seductively, “Washing machine.” Yet again, the wife turns him away. However, a few moments pass and the wife’s needs arises so she rolls over and recites the word, but the husband turns over and says, “Sorry love, it was only a small wash so I did it by hand.

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Little Brother

A guy takes his girlfriend to his bedroom, drops his pants, and says, "Meet my little brother." The girlfriend picks up her purse on the way out and says, "Call me when he grows up."

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Hell

Two friends die. One goes to Heaven and the other goes to Hell. The one that goes to Heaven begs the angel to let him visit his friend in Hell, and the angel agrees. He gets to Hell and sees his friend surrounded by beautiful women and alcohol everywhere. He says to his friend, "Wow, you were a son of a bitch when we were alive! Hell looks better than Heaven." So the friend in Hell says, "Pour yourself a glass of wine." The heavenly friend pours the wine, and notices that the glass has no bottom. The good friend looks at the bad one in confusion, and the bad friend says, "The glass has no bottom, and neither do the girls. Welcome to Hell."

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Finances

A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, "How much did you make, sweetie?" She answers, "I made $200.50." The husband says, "What asshole gave you 50 cents?" She replies, "All of them."

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Christmas Bonus

I'm a mailman. At Christmas this year, Mrs. Jankowitz met me at the door and invited me in for a great breakfast spread. After I ate, I thanked her and she said, "There's more." She took me to her bedroom and showed me moves I had never imagined. I told her I had no idea she felt this way. She said, "I don't." I ask, "What was all this about?" She says, "I asked the husband what to give the mailman." He said, "Screw the mailman, breakfast was my idea."

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Doggy Style

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked the one. "Well, not exactly." His friend replied, "She's more into the trick dog aspect of it." "Oh, I see, kinky, huh?" "Well, not exactly. I sit up and beg, and she rolls over and plays dead."

I hope you enjoyed. Please let me know if you've had enough or if:

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As always, thanks for reading ♥️

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guys

  • "Give it to me!" She shouted. "Give it to me right now, I'm so wet!". I don't care how much she screams. I'm not giving up my umbrella.

    An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and said he'd like to confess. "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her." "That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess," said the priest. "There's more, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man. "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the priest. "Thank you, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?" "Of course, my son," said the priest. "Do I need to tell her the war's over?".

    • 🤣🤣 liked the second joke... The first was in my last sex joke take. . Great minds 👍😁🤣

  • My wife and I haven't had sex in years. It's not that we don't try. Every time we get undressed, we can't stop laughing.

    My wife and I just tried to have sex and nothing happened. Nothing at all.
    I said to her: "What's the matter? You can't think of anyone, either?"

    • 🤣🤣🤣 funny lolol

    • *My girlfriend is so ugly, that when two guys broke into her apartment. She yelled "Rape!" They yelled "NO!" *I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! *The other day, I got back from a business trip. I got in a cab and said to the driver, "Hey! Take me to where the action is!" So you know where he took me? He took me to my house! *A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. *I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

    • 😅😅😅 lol

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  • The dog joke made me remember my marriage.

    • Ouch sorry

    • Nah it's cool. Keeps people like me sharp and aware of the reality. Thanks.

    • 🙂🙂🤗

  • Love the one in the meme of the red-headed girl and short guy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Right 😁🤣

  • OMG! ROFL
    I love this stuff. Don't stop, bbb, don't stop! Now I think of it, that's what my wife says, "Don't stop! Don't stop!" LOL

  • LOL The car insurance joke made me laugh. I've seen that while driving and it is dangerous!

    • I always have to pull over before the climatic moment...

    • Yeah probably 🤣

    • @MannMitAntworten 🤣🤣🤣

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  • Love the roseanne meme and the one about the my pen#s password 😂

    • How many animals can you for into pantyhose and that joke about my vag.. Never mind, you'll never get it 😂

    • *fit

    • 🙂🤣

  • Some really good ones in there. 😂😂😂

    • Lol thanks 😁🤣

  • Lol you just made my day 🤣

    • Lol I'm glad 🙂

  • lol... another outstanding collection here Toots. Thanks for putting it together! :)

    • 🙂🙂 thanks

  • OTFRL!!! kickass article sis!!!

    never had any heart problems before but I think I now have to be put on heart medications after reading that 67 joke

    • Don't have a heart attack 🤣🤣 glad you liked... There was 3 more sex joke takes like this lol this was#4, maybe there'll be a #5🤔🤣

  • I heard the milkman one as "fuck him, give him a dollar"

    • Lol funny

  • That’s hot 😛

    • Lmao 🤣

  • You know the way to my heart.

    • 🤣 sex? Lmao

    • And you know this wo maaaan

    • I was just thinking about you...

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  • Those were really good, Doggy style was funny

    • Lol thanks 🙂 glad you enjoyed

  • It made me laugh a few times

    • Thanks I'm glad 🙂 we all need a little laughter

    • Yes, We do need to Seriously Laugh, Thank You

    • @OpenNudist so true!!

  • Man, Rosanne was so freaking savage lol

    • Lol right I loved her show tho 😂

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn funny

    • 😁😁 thanks lol

  • Amazing stuff!

    • Lol thanks 🙂

  • I want more please BBB!! This is the gagger formerly known as ask4any. We started chatting and getting to know eachother somewhat. I hope you remember me.

    • Think so 🤔 lol

    • Trying to remember something specific that u would remember but, not working

  • Omg, I do love your jokes. Thank You So Much!

    • Thanks 🙂 so not sick of sex yet? I mean sex jokes 🤣

    • Most of your jokes are way too funny, Thank You Once Again!

    • 🙂🙂♥️

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 smh...

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