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"WETDAY" Wednesday Sex Jokes

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WETDAY Wednesday Sex Jokes

Yep, it's that time again... Time for more sex... Jokes.... And according to my calendar, it's WETDAY...

WETDAY Wednesday Sex Jokes

If you don't have someone to get you wet the way you'd really like, at least can get your eyes wet 🀣

And just remember people,

It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard🀣🀣

*Become a better person**
-Make her pussy wet not her eyes
-Break her bed not her heart
-Play with her boobs not her feelings
-aaand eat your five a day!

5 things you can spread--
1. Butter
2. Nutella
3. Legs
4. STDs
5. Rumours

If you drink and drive, don't park. Accidents cause people.

WETDAY Wednesday Sex Jokes

Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because you put on the wrong sock this morning.

New Miley Cyrus DVD: 15$
Tub of Lube: 3$
XL Box of Tissues: 2$
The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless

Sir, can i sit there? I'm pregnant.
Me: Hell Na, next time f*Γ§k someone with a car.

WETDAY Wednesday Sex Jokes



The reason why women will never be the ones who propose:

as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.

My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.

Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.

Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke?
Son: Yeah!
Dad: Pussy.
Son: I don't get it.
Dad: Exactly...

WETDAY Wednesday Sex Jokes

Robot Lie Detector:

A man buys a lie-detecting robot that slaps people who fib and tests it out at dinner. He asks his son, β€œDid you go to school today?” The son replies, β€œYes,” and the robot slaps him. The sons says, β€œAll right, I went to the movies.” The father asks, β€œWhat did you see?” and the son replies, β€œToy Story 3.” The robot slaps him again, and the son says, β€œOK, OK! It was A*al G*ng Bang 3.” His father snorts and says, β€œWhen I was your age we didn’t know what porn was.” This time the robot slaps the father. The mother sputters in her coffee and retorts, β€œHa! He’s your son, after all,” and the robot slaps her.

The longest relationship I've had was eleven days

and then she deflated

WETDAY Wednesday Sex Jokes

3 Skyscraper Workers

Three construction workers were sitting at the top of a very high building they were working on. the discussion moved to how manly each was. Roy stood up dropped his pants, and his penis fell 3 stories! β€œLet’s see you beat that boys!” yelled roy. At that, jim dropped his pants, and his penis fell down four stories! β€œTake that roy!” Said jim with a laugh. Then both jim and roy looked down the way at bob who was moving his hips and making all sorts of weird moves. β€œWhat in the hell are you doing bob?” asked roy. Bob replied, β€œdodgin traffic boys, dodgin traffic!”

And lastly people,....

How do you know you take GAG way too seriously?

When you are willing to "do anything" for superb opinion...

Was it "superb" for you
Was it "superb" for you

(Photo courtesy of @TCredo)

As always, hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading! πŸ’œ

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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  • humanearth
    I’ve always been told that I have a face for radio
    And a singing voice for silent movies.

    Which virus killed the radio star?
    Covideo

    Can you follow this CB Lingo?
    β€œBreak 1-9 for that westbound bull rack on 94 Come on. How’s it lookin’ over your shoulder? What’d you leave behind you?”
    β€œThere was a plain brown wrapper at the 56 yd stick, a bear in the air, and a wreck @ the 894 west bound. The coops were workin’ hard on your side going east.”
    β€œYou’re clean back to the 12 yd stick, where I got on”https://www.youtube.com/embed/bt3g85eGa7k"WETDAY" Wednesday Sex Jokes
    Is this still revelant?
  • TCredo
    I know it will sound like I'm saying this because you were sweet enough to include my photo - but I do believe this might be your best sex joke thread yet Toots - and that's say something because they've all been good. Might also be because it's Wednesday... sorry, Wetday... and hit the spot mid work week... but really were all great. Thanks for putting this together :)
    Is this still revelant?
    • At least didn't tell anyone that was you and All in photo πŸ€«πŸ€«πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ seriously tho, thanks glad you liked and thanks for the photo πŸ™‚

    • TCredo

      A;ways welcome Toots and thank you for making GaG so fun :)

    • Back at you. GAG wouldn't be the same without TTDALWKMMπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ seriously tho you make it fun as well πŸ’œπŸ™‚

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  • Good ones, bbb. 🤣🤣🤣
    The reason why women will never be the ones who propose: as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping. LMAO

    Once again, you inspired me to contribute something to the party.

    Couple having sex
    Boy: "Did you cum yet?"
    Girl: "Not yet."
    Boy: (does nothing) "How 'bout now?"
    Girl: "Sure."
    Boy: "Sweet."

    "I slept with this guy and left him soooooo speechless that he hasn't been able to call or text since. Damn I'm good!"

    "I didn't know she could squirt. Neither did she. Went right up my nose."

    "A friend of mine thought that penises vibrated. She thought vibrators only vibrated to prepare you for the real thing."

    My girlfriend moaned and said β€œPlease give it to me! i’m so wet!”.
    She could complain all she wanted, I wasn’t giving her the umbrella.

    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
    She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."

  • *Become a better person**
    -Make her pussy wet not her eyes
    -Break her bed not her heart
    -Play with her boobs not her feelings


    Words I can live by 😂😂😂😂😂


    And wanna hear a joke... Pu##y... I'm not getting it... Exactly...
    😂😂😂😂😂
    • πŸ™‚πŸ€£ glad you liked πŸ™‚

    • Jjpayne

      And wanna have another spin? Because it's your birthday, maybe you will get lucky πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • I didn't on mine tho 🀣🀣🀣 hell I didn't even get a spin on the wheel 🀣

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  • David92506
    What's the difference between a Prostitute and a slut?

    A Prostitute will have sex with anyone who will pay her.
    A Slut will have sex with anyone for free, except you.
  • newfreshstart
  • Yads_Is_Back
    The one with the old woman in bed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”alright, you can have another spin” and it’s still highly unlikely he gets sex omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • ineedatan
    I always thought Humpday was appropriate, but I see how Wetday can be appealing.

    Thanks for the laughs and giggles β™₯️
  • AndrewMG
    I mean this is usually my forte, but on this occasion I'm going to step back, observe what other say and potentially jump in afterwards...100% not a metaphor for my sexual history! lol
  • ADFSDF1996
  • TheAfrikan
    Thanks alone for letting me know why women do hate proposing to guys 😂😂😂.

    @Brainsbeforebeauty thNks a lot for making us laugh all along.
    • Glad you liked πŸ™‚

    • TheAfrikan

      Yeep I did enjoy it all thanks dear. 😊

    • Next time a woman gets on her knees, yell yes I'll marry you 🀣🀣🀣 that would be funny lmao

  • Chiefbenttwig
    Tony said he hates you!
    You made him pee his pants.
    That's funny too.
  • captain_voidwalker
    "WETDAY" Wednesday Sex JokesEven the local flora gets in on this thread
  • GoodGuyBreakingBad
    Very well written thanks for sharing with us
  • sweet87
    I had a wet dream about you last night... You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
  • BeenThereLovedIt
    Robot joke was hilarious!
  • ChocoBrownieMonster
    I seem to not find any of these funny
    • πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

    • Then don't look... ok? If you don't have anything nice to say...
      Don't say anything at all...

    • i find your name funny 'simp'

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  • ntipp
    Cracking jokes thank you 😂
  • wondering_guy
    Rolmfao
  • Massageman
    So THAT"S how the bun gets into the oven!!!
    • 🀣🀣 just make sure it's not on our you really playing with fire πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ is that why they termed it hot sex πŸ€”πŸ€£πŸ€£

  • Firerubies
    You’re username is BrainsBeforeBeauty but you look beautiful so now I’m confused
  • COMMODOREII
    Superb opinion 😂😂
    • How many do you have πŸ€” and hoped you really get em 🀣🀣

    • *how'd

    • I have 30 apparently. I don't really kep an eye on those. Lol

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  • NYCQuestions1976
    I see you upgraded from Whiskey Wednesdays. 😂
  • scorpy04
    And you have you got someone x
  • MatthewPhillips71
    I prefer suckday
  • venomhbk1313
    What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza
  • Jerre
    Thank you for the laughs
  • simplelikeme
    Hahahahahahha that's funny...
  • alance99
    🤣🤣🤣🤣 damn funny
  • jonBurchess
    Dodging traffic lol that is good
  • Geilepaal
    Hey i like wetday
  • mrgspoter
    Wow still going you have stamina here for this.
    • "That's not what she said" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
      Isn't stamina a good thing when it comes to sex πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • mrgspoter

      Oh she did definitely say she needs stamina if I remember back to the last, but it was raining and kind of noisy outside with thunder ⚑😜

    • πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • msc545
    Funny - thanks!!
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