Sexual Relationships 
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Have to finish the calendar, right 🤷🏼♀️
And looking at that calendar, it's SexSay Saturday....
DISCLAIMER: If you're tired of the sex joke takes, NOONE'S putting a gun to your head and forcing you to read. If you haven't had too much sex yet, or umm sex jokes I mean, then of course proceed 🙂
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records.
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
My town’s population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
I thought of having a threesome,
but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?“
The son says "I can't sit right now, my butt is very sore.”
How can you tell if your wife is dead? – The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the the sower you can’t even see it.
Guy: No I see your sister’s head
Friend
A guy is due to meet his friends for drink at a bar but arrives late. When he does eventually turn up his friends ask why he is late.
The guy says, “Well, you won’t believe what just happened. I was walking my usual route via the rail tracks when suddenly I saw a young, naked woman tied up next to the tracks. Of course I untied her and we had sex because I freed her.”
The friends are cheering and one friend asks, “So… did you get any head?”
The guy replies, “No, I couldn’t find it.”
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
Jesus
Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, “Hey, Don’t finish yourself until I get back.” After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. “Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!” Gary turns to him and says, “I didn’t, I farted.”
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
He nuts and bolts.
Your dick is so small it’s the size of a tic tac.
Oh, that’s why your mom’s breath was so fresh last night.
There is a party in my mouth and your dick is invited
Husband chores
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
I hope you enjoyed even if this was done as a quickie...(that's what he said 😂)
As always, thanks for reading 💛💜
"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘
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