GaG to offer shortcuts for regularly asked questions! Part 1

[Massageman]

This is a semi-satirical piece. They really aren't doing this - that I know of!

Don't know what to ask? Pick a number - - - - -

Let's just save lots of time- simply use code numbers for the most-often asked questions, filling in any variables as needed.

I like it; I like it not. I like it; I like it not. . . . .

Question "1". Do you like _____________________ ? Explain your reason.

This is requesting an opinion. Do we really need a reason? You like it because you prefer it, and some may not even be conscious of why they do. But if you want to ask it, just write down "Q1, a word for the blank (for example) baseball. Explain". Easy peasy. Let's try another.

Hmmmm - which one would I like more?

Question "2". Which do you prefer? A _________________ B _______________ C _______________ ?

A variation of Q1, this question poses a choice to be made from a list- see if someone adds the infamous "other" choice, too! Just type in Q"2", add the items or actions being compared. Done!

But does it turn YOU on?

Question "3". Does/do _________________________ turn you on? Explain in detail, please.

Breasts? Butts? Cuddling? Cowgirl? Sexting? Sucking? Type in Q"3", fill in your choice of a noun or an action, and see what turns people on!

Be honest? Or be kind? Decisions, decisions - - - - -

Question "4". Rate me from 1 to 10. Explain your answer. Please be kind.

OK, but if you are being "kind", then you really can't comment about anyone less than, say, a 4 or a 5 or so. Comments about those would likely NOT be very kind. So if you want a sanitized assessment of yourself, just type in Q"4", slap in a pic, and be ready for the compliments- well mostly, anyway.

So many reasons: so little time!

Question "5". He/she didn't respond to my _________________ for _____________________. What does that mean? Respond in detail!

Maybe he was at lunch. Maybe she was teaching a racquetball class! Maybe his phone was down to 1%. Maybe she doesn't like your beard! Maybe he just plain forgot. Maybe you messaged someone who is just plain out of your league! There are almost as many answers as there are people with whom to communicate! So if you want to learn about several possibilities, jot down Q"5", add a method of communicating and a period of time, and learn about why people can't communicate, or at least their excuses.

[Mickey9999]

I agree there so many re-asked questions but that just shows how all people and all sexes have the same insecurities and doubts. But I also don’t think there’s any reason not to give people a little encouragement or support in their weak moments. We all have them. That’s why it’s so simple to just scroll past those questions you see again and again...

[Massageman]

Thanks for reading.

[worldscolide]

what i wish GAG would do is the moment you ask a question it pops up with a list of similar questions with popular answers and it makes you agree that you have read them before you submit your own.. that right there would prevent the literal THOUSANDS of duplicate questions on this site.

[Massageman]

Good idea. Shouldn't be impossible- a 'bot could look for key words.

[worldscolide]

Exactly!!

[Daniela1982]

You should have started with the top 5 questions of which #1 is "Is my dick big enough?"

[Massageman]

I was getting to that one. These won't be in any particular order of preference or popularity. But the "does size matter? how big is your p**** or b**** questions is always way up there (no double entendre intended). Nice dick pic.

[spartan55]

Oh man, this is great. Just scratching the surface too.

[Massageman]

More to come when I get a chance. Thanks for looking.

[Dargil]

What does it mean, when______________________________?

[Massageman]

That one was coming soon. Thanks for reading.

[Browneye57]

Excellent. :)

[blondfrog]

LOL this is a terrible idea. This will just make people on here more stupid than what they actually are. That's what the search filter is for. Also this would be 99% of questions on here. Also that would get rid of polls on here all together.

[Massageman]

It's satire. "Also this would be 99% of questions on here" you said, so you really get the whole idea.

[blondfrog]

I am glad lol.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

That will be great. those are my favorite types of questions. Coool!

[Smegskull]

I would love it if every "Should I ***?" Was auto yeeted when the subject has no moral weight.