1 mo

31 Nights of Halloween

DizzyDesii

Here’s a sh*t load of thrills, chills, and horror-comedies. Let me know if you’ve seen or are interested in seeing any of these films. Not all are Halloween or Christmas-themed but you should still check em out. Plus, I wanted to name some forgotten films or just something less common then the usual Michael, Freddy, Jason, and Chucky.

1. Dont Breathe

This old man may have been blind but he had an extreme sense of self defense. It basically makes the teens trying to rob this ex-militant look like the three blind mice; Expect a little BDSM, a fair amount of bloodshed, a reminiscing scene from Cujo, that one guy who never dies (love you boo) and a mouth full of cum-um-um.

31 Nights of Halloween

2. Dr. Giggles

Dude literally sh*ts giggles. He basically breaks out the nuthouse to continue the murders his father practiced on patients. He targets a Charmed One and it just sucks that her cheatin azz boyfriend and the cops aren't as helpful as her sisters Prue/Phoebe/Paige wouldve been. Expect a bunch of bloodshed and a whole lotta laughter.

31 Nights of Halloween

3. The Frighteners

Michael J Fox and his ghostly friends hunt down the evil spawn of Gary Busey who has murdered a whole hospital of people and continues to do so even in his after life. Expect laughter and a few jump scares.

31 Nights of Halloween

4. Tucker & Dale VS Evil

This is like someone took the ending of Cabin in the Woods but stretched it out the whole movie; So this movie has no killers... initially. Just Basically a bunch of teens who think theyre being picked off by two “hillbillies”, when in reality, the real killer may be amongst the group of friends.

5. Nobody Lives

Gaston goes batsh*t crazy like he's the next Joe Goldberg. Its a weird storyline and an even weirder ending. Expect lots of bloodshed, fake tits and another guy who just won't die.

6. Tamara

Channing Tatum’s ex wife goes all psycho Carrie when she returns from the dead to pick off all those who bullied her in high school. Expect a hottie and a few dead bodies

31 Nights of Halloween

7. The Hitcher 2007

In this game of cat and mouse, a hitchhiker turns on those who give him a lift. He makes one couple into his little puppets, but they end up being targeted by the police who thinks that they’re the murderers. Expect a great soundtrack, a gta police chase, and a lot of spilled guts. (Checkout the scene below with the background song Nine Inch Nails “I Want to Fck You Like an Animal”.

8. Pet Sematary Two

In this Stephen King sequel, the good continue to die young, only to be revived and brought back evil. Young John Connor is on the run from his friends zombie stepdad and its too bad the Terminator isn't there to protect him. Expect to pity the foo and laugh at em too.

31 Nights of Halloween

9. Fear

Mark Wahlberg’s character is mad obsessed with a Reese’s Pieces and is willing to kill anyone who stops him from devouring her. Expect a freakshow on the fairgrounds and a psycho in the city.

10. House of Wax

This wax version of leatherface wasn't as scary but he and his crazy bro chase down several hotties— Chad Michael Murray, Jared Padalecki, Robert Richard, and Paris Hilton. Expect bloodshed, faces falling off, hotties that melt, fingers being chopped off, and a not so dumb blonde.

11. The Good Son

Battle of the child actors Elijah wood amd Macauley Culkin go at it for mommy's attention. I think Culkin was just mad he wasn't “home alone” because he totally tries to off his family in this one. Expect a killer kid and lots of jealousy.

31 Nights of Halloween

12. Urban Legend

Teens are being murdered on campus and people are starting to suspect the joker Jared Leto. Expect lots of bloodshed, a black person who finally doesn't die first, a lex luthor WITH hair, and a dumb blonde.

31 Nights of Halloween

13. The Covenant

So many hotties, but not enough dead bodies because almost all of the cast has superpowers. You got Bucky Barnes battling the warlock’s version of the Avengers—Warren Peace, Gambit, and The Deep. Expect a little magic from hot, hawt, and hotter...

31 Nights of Halloween

14. Hollow Man

Kevin bacon in his usual act as a douche bag, but this time an invisible douche who tries to kill off the labrats. Expect a science experiment gone wrong and a bunch of unnecessary tit scenes.

31 Nights of Halloween

15. Eden Lake

Not the best, not the worst, simply decent ending as young Magneto and his wife are terrorized by a group of teens. Expect lots of bloodshed and a few British accents.

31 Nights of Halloween

16. Joy Ride

Paul Walker is on the run as usual but this time from a killer truck driver who he decided to toy with on the CB radio. Expect a naked Paul and some bones that are gonna breaker, breaker.

17. The Last House on the Left

This remake finds Aquamarine swimming for her life after being beaten and raped by murderers on the run. Who better to save the day than that cheating azz President Fitz. What a Scandal this will be! Dont expect to see a dude’s ding dong to get bit off like in the original film.

31 Nights of Halloween

18. My Bloody Valentine 3D

Jensen Ackles gets supernatural once again in this remake as he and his friends are on the run from a masked miner. Expect lots of blood in 3D style and a supposedly haunted mine.

31 Nights of Halloween

19. Valentine

Lots of hotties are tormented by the young man they used to bully; Its like if Tamara was a man and wore a mask. Expect lots of bloody hearts on Valentines day and a makeover you didn't see coming.

31 Nights of Halloween

20. The Purge Anarchy

Crossbones has escaped the Avengers and is back to kickass as an antihero. He’s here to protect a few town residents from being skinned alive. Expect more and more masked killers.

31 Nights of Halloween

21. Santas Slay

Bill Goldberg turns into a big badazz “Satan” Claus as he tries to capture two teens for Christmas. Expect the death of an annoying fran the nanny and a whole brothel of naked hohohoes.

31 Nights of Halloween

22. You’re Next

A family reunion goes horribly wrong as masked killers show up, only to be picked off by an even crazier houseguest. Expect a total badass and an inheritance at stake.

31 Nights of Halloween

23. Better Watch Out 2017

Another great Christmas story but with a twist as a teen tries to shoot everyone but himself. Expect someone to pull some “Home Alone” stunts as they go to great lengths to get the babysitter’s attention.

31 Nights of Halloween

24. Intruders 2015

Macauley Culkins little brother plots to rob an antisocial homebody, but little does he know how she's more of a traumatized sociopath. Expect to see the attacker be attacked by the attackee.

25. Mama

I totally couldn’t sleep alone after watching this lol. It was almost as bad as the first Conjuring. Two little orphans are adopted but also bring home the spirit of a mother who has already lost one child and refuses to lose two more. Expect to jump, scream and not be able to sleep.

31 Nights of Halloween

26. Ghost Ship

Ask yourself, is stealing gold from ghosts really worth it? Expect to die along with the crew.

27. Thirteen Ghosts

Shaggy is back with a new Scooby gang as he teams up with Detective Monk to fight off some killer ghosts. This really got to me as a kid, I won't lie. Expect the unexpected.

31 Nights of Halloween

28. Urban Legends: Bloody Mary

The title says it all. It was oddly freaky. Expect exactly whats expected.

29. The Faculty

I can’t get enough of this movie. I’ve watched it so many times since childhood. Plus I oddly found Elijah Wood hawt in this. This is more of Whodunit but it has it all... hot aliens, hot teachers, people sniffing coke, parasite infested bodies, and even Usher as a quarterback lol.

31 Nights of Halloween

30. Slither

Speaking of parasites, this one was filled with em. Its one of my fave horror comedies but is gross af. Expect big slugs and an even bigger nasty parasitical orgy party.

31. Ready or Not

I can’t stop mentioning this film. It was the absolute best thing ever 🤷‍♀️ You know you’ve married into the wrong family when people are willing to kill for money. It doesn't start off strong but the ending is well put. Expect gore, sacrificial goat-like screams and some funny azz cussing (as seen in the scene below).

#FeelFreeToList #HalloweenFilmFest

31 Nights of Halloween
23
8
Add Opinion

Most Helpful Girls

  • JosyJosy
    Haha I'm like scrolling through the movies and I'm just like nodding and nodding. "Oh that's a good movie" "Oh that one was nice too" "oooooOOOoooooo"

    I hope they make a sequel on Don't Breathe. The guy didn't turn them in, it'd be perfect
    Is this still revelant?
    • DizzyDesii

      Im glad you enjoyed haha! And im reeeeally hoping for a sequel where he goes after her little sister since he wants a “new daughter”

    • JosyJosy

      Eden Lake had me shook, cause it's realistic as in you know that it can happen or can be happening somewhere on the planet, no monsters or anything.

      And in Mama, that crooked sprint, like after she holds out her arms. You know the scene, brrrr

    • DizzyDesii

      Eden Lake make me soooo sad. I was expecting to see dude all heroic and it just didn't happen lmao. And the ending made me mad. I posted the mama gif above lol

    • Show All
  • I liked House of wax, but my fave horror movie is The Conjuring, always.
    Is this still revelant?
    • DizzyDesii

      I just can't handle watching that asecond time lol. Couldnt sleep alone for a week

    • Yeah, so fucking scary. One of the most genuine horror movies ever. I don't like gore though, I'm into supernatural.

    • DizzyDesii

      You should watch Mama. I listed it above. Its scary like aonjuring

    • Show All

Scroll Down to Read Other Opinions

What Girls & Guys Said

623
  • Brainsbeforebeauty
    The only movie I saw in that list was The Good Son and I didn't think it lived up to the previews...
    And, The Last House On The Left... Funny never seen it but the one place I lived, when I would give people directions to my place I'd say we're the last house on the left, and they'd always say you know that's a scary movie right? Lol Still ain't ever seen it tho
    • DizzyDesii

      I dont even watch Previews/Trailers anymore because they’ll leave you disappointed lol. Jurassic World 2 had a great preview but was a sucky movie. And omg you should watch Last House on the Left (the remake). I promise its not scary. Its about rape and revenge on intruders. Its not a horror film

    • Oh okay.. Yeah I'm not good with scary movies 😱😂

    • DizzyDesii

      Yea me either. Out of the 32 above, only 4 are horror— Mama, Bloody Mary, 13 Ghosts and Ghost Ship. The rest are funny. You must watch you're Next and Ready Or Not and Tucker Dale vs Evil

    • Show All
  • Roxxy99
    I just watched one on Amazon Prime called Circus of the Dead. Independent horror film about a group of serial murdering clowns that was very graphic and disturbing. Terrifier is another clown themed film that creeped me out.
    • DizzyDesii

      I can't handle clown movies lol. I still hate rhe original “It”

  • These are all great pics! I love it! I've seen nearly the whole list too! I like the nod to 90s movies too
    • Jjpayne

      My favorites are slither, the faculty, don't breathe, Dr. Giggles, dale and Tucker vs evil, frighteners, and Valentine. I remember having a crush on the house of wax trailer too, when it first came out

    • DizzyDesii

      Shocked someone else knows Dr Giggles and Valentine lol

    • Jjpayne

      Yup, I've had a long history knowing about random movies :)

      I really enjoy watching random sci-fi and horror. I love looking at the random indie stuff on prime. It's the best. Splinter is a great one I've found before. And ifc midnight movies are pretty much gold most of the time

  • H8INCHES
    I'm a surprised someone besides me has seen The Faculty. Don't forget Usher and Jordana Brewster were on that movie too. You like Ready or Not, she has a movie called The Babysitter that is pretty cool.
    • DizzyDesii

      I mentioned Usher in the paragraph. Lol did u not read it. I purposely left out Jordana. She annoys me in that movie and in Fast & Furious. band oh wow i heard about The Babysitter but i dont have netflix and didn't realize that was the same girl

    • H8INCHES

      I tend to scan, sorry bout that. I'm actually watching it right now. Thank you.

    • DizzyDesii

      Yay 🙌

  • Kinkysportguy
    Thank you for a fantastic list of films, I have seen some of them but don't breathe looks like a good watch.
    • DizzyDesii

      Its an aamaaaaazing movie! I trashed the trailer when it first came out. I thought it would be a silent film with hyperventilation 🤣 but theyre actually making noise the whole movie. Quiet Place is good too

  • Pink2000
    House of Wax, you’re next, and 13 ghost are my favorite movies.
    • DizzyDesii

      Im shocked they dont play House of Wax on tv more. It was really good and i love movies where not everyone dies. You’re Next is my absolute fave along with Scary Movie 1/2, Tucker & Dale and Ready or Not. If you loved you're Next, You gotta watch Ready Or Not. 13 Ghosts scared me so bad as a kid lol so i rank it with Conjuring and Mama which still scare me haha

  • ChocoBrownieMonster
    The hitcher is the only movie that I've seen and would want to watch from all of these 😅 Im sorry to offend you as I know you went to all this trouble to make a list. I just think the others are all chick flick bumpy horrors. Well I can make an exception to the last one that had a girl running from a bitch, I'd run with her and ask her out then quickly leave and hope she's alive when I call her.
    • DizzyDesii

      Running from a B? Ready or Not? That movie was awesome but she was chased by a fam of guys and girls. Watch the clip above. And wow chick flicks? The majority of the movies above are guys being killed by guys if anything

  • douride2
    Out of all these movies the only one I may have seen was Don't Breath.
    • DizzyDesii

      If you liked Dont Breathe, you muuust watch You’re Next and Ready or Not. Theyre a bit sucky in the first 10-15 min but the rest of the screentime is awwwesome

  • KingDio
    Loooove Halloween and these movies , I need to do a marathon
    • DizzyDesii

      Yessss

    • KingDio

      Think a conjuring is coming out soon too and couple of other horrors

  • Hans222
    Haha what a scary take Desi... blood is everywhere 🤢
    • DizzyDesii

      Haha but so many movies are good

    • Hans222

      Yeah but I'm not really into Halloween situations... not my sort of movies.

  • Tstrbrainer
    Yeah, I've watched a few and some of these movies are really sexy. The Frightners is cool.

    And yeah man I love Scooby Dooby Doo
    • DizzyDesii

      Frighteners was aaaamazing. And lmao i didn't list Scooby Doo 🤣 i just referenced a character

  • ColHathi
    I loved The Frighteners as a kid. I thought it was so well done, and I was a fan of Michael J. Fox already from seeing him in Back to the Future ^^

    I did watch The Good Son. I think I liked it, but I was kind of surprised that it wasn't a family film when it had Cacaulay Culkin in it, lol.

    I've only ever seen clips from Hollow Man, whenever it was on tv. Given that it was a horror, I wasn't as interested in it. That one scene where he's abusing his powers of invisibility to undress the female lead sticks in my memory though. For some reason.

    I saw the Purge movie trailers, but I never bothered watching them. The idea sounded interested enough to watch, but I figured they just used it as an excuse to show horrible stuff instead of exploring the idea of a purge day.
    • DizzyDesii

      I think i made you watch Frighteners again with me right? And lol Good Son was a family film... just killer lmao! Hollow Man is a good film. Not a horror at all. Just an invisible serial killer. But omg that rape scene made me mad. Not the one where he undresses his coworker. But the one he rapes some lady at her apartment. Purge Anarchy is the ONLY purge worth watchinf

    • ColHathi

      Lmao. Yeah maybe we did watch it together ^^ Maybe I should take a look at Purge Anarchy then. It's too bad we can't just watch that one together. That would've been great.

    • DizzyDesii

      I mean we can eventually try but it echoes through the movie when we try to voice chat for sure

    • Show All
  • Mehzmeh
    I have seen all of these. Lol. They all make me laugh. Lol.
    • DizzyDesii

      Wow all of em! And wait you laughed at Mama?

    • Mehzmeh

      Yeah I, did. Lol. She lost her mind. And blamed everyone for her daughter's death. Lol

    • DizzyDesii

      I was mad they let her take the little girl. Like wtf

    • Show All
  • bklynbadboy1
    love this music take and I just watched the
    Faculty
  • OlderAndWiser
    I have only heard of a few of these. Slasher/horror movies are my least favorite genre.
  • DeeDeeDeVour
    Awesome myTake!
  • WhiteGlaze
    Its really hard for me to get into horror movies honestly
    • DizzyDesii

      I promise most of the above is more so comedy or mystery/suspense. The only actual scary ones above are 13 Ghosts and Mama, Pet Sematary two, and Bloody Mary. The rest i listed are just fun films to watch. Please check em out

    • WhiteGlaze

      Maybe lol I like to be scared though, I just can't find anything that effectively gets me invested anymore. Some funny ones are great. They just gotta be creative and inventive in whatever route they go with.

    • DizzyDesii

      Oh well in that case, watch Mama from 2013. Scary af

    • Show All
  • magiusX26
    have seen 7 off your list. give the phantasm series a look, especially 1 for context, 2 and 3. another series that has some good spots is hell raiser. i also like the resident evil series of movies, dawn of the dead trilogy (each part is a different part of a day such as dawn) , scream series, and silent hill. for laughs try scary movie series, shaun of the dead, zombieland (1 and 2 but i preffer 1) , the evil dead series (original with bruce campbell) , hicus pocus. some classics of course include night of the living dead. a couple more to give a try to are the skeleton key and The Others.
    • DizzyDesii

      I def love Resident Evil. But i removed a lot of the above off the list because theyre common. I wnated to name less popular films

  • Grubhub
    Hulu, Amazon, stars and hbo max just now put they’re shit up. The Halloween movies should be up there 31 days before Halloween
    • Grubhub

      Man tucker and dale is some redneck shit. No black person should be watching that

    • DizzyDesii

      Lol i dont even watch Halloween movies anymore because i have em all on dvd and know i can watch anytime of the year haha. And Tucker & Dale was amazing. Dont make it about race. Besides theyre the only two with the super southern accents. The rest of the cast was quite diverse

  • NightOwl8801
    Ghost ship, the faculty , 13 ghosts are really good ones.
    I'll add one of my favorites The Final
    • DizzyDesii

      Final destination right?

    • No it was an independent film company that made it a few years ago , The Final

  • SandandWaves
    i like the movie, fear
  • Lliam
    Fun stuff, Des.
  • Chris_u006
    Nice!😎💪
  • Fromdusktilldawn
    Seen them all
  • msc545
    Very interesting - thanks!
  • AlexEfron
    Horror COMEDY? I gotta try these 😛
    • DizzyDesii

      Not all lol but the ones that are are Dr Giggles, Frighteners, Tucker/Dale, Hitcher, Pet sematary Two, Covenant, Hollow Man, My Bloody Valentine, Santas Slay, you're Next, Better Watch Out, The Faculty, Slither and Ready or Not

    • AlexEfron

      I've seen Hollow Man... and it's been ages 😂 I wanna watch it again

  • Valnac
    The Raven
  • Bismarck_96
    Michael Myers 😂
  • ALewis30
    I have not gotten a chance to see these films yet.
Loading...