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"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

I know, I know... I'm at it again, but hey haven't done a sex take since last year πŸ˜‚

New Year... Another Old Joke Take...

Just to make sure you're in the right frame of mind to read this:

Yep you came with your dirty mind on πŸ˜‚
Yep you came with your dirty mind on πŸ˜‚

I thought we could start with some funny riddles....

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
A crane.

When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?
Your dentist.

I start with a β€œp” and ends with β€œo-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I? Popcorn.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
A last name.

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
Peanut butter.

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator.

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

Okay, on to the jokes....

Homeless Man

There was a homeless man with a sign that said β€œ1 dollar for dirty joke."
Seemed like a good investment to me so | gladly
handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: β€œThere is black rooster alright? How many legs
does that chicken have?"

Me: β€œTwo?”

Homeless man: β€œRight, now how many wings this black rooster
got?”

Me: β€œTwo?”

Homeless man: β€œRight, now how many eyes this black rooster
got?”

Me: β€œTwo?”

Homeless man: β€œRight again, now there is this white cat walking
around how many hairs are on that white cat?"

Me: β€œI don't know? A lot?”

Homeless man: β€œWell, why do you know so much about black
cock and not enough about white pussy?”

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

Dirty Blonde
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the woman at the counter, "I need to have an outfit washed."

The clerk was busy and slightly distraThected, so she looked up from her work and said, "Come again?"

The blonde said, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

Two Amish women...
Mrs. Miller and Mrs. Yoder are in the garden digging potatoes. Mrs Miller holds a large potato in each hand and says β€œ These remind me of my husband Kaleb’s testicles”.

Mrs Yoder says β€œOh goodness...they are that big???”

Mrs. Miller says β€œ No..,they’re that dirty.”

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

β€œRecently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, β€˜Yes, who did you think it was"

Bad Advice

β€œMy Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, β€˜Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

I hope you enjoyed...A little is better than none at all

(that's what she saidπŸ™ƒπŸ™‚)

As always, thanks for reading πŸ’œ

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes
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  • Red_Arrow
    Another delightful take. Always sex and humor together. Sorry dear sexy lady, but these make me think of you laying there getting banged and instead of moans and screams, you tell dirty jokes. (And the visual ain’t bad at all. 😀)
    Is this still revelant?
    • 🀣🀣🀣🀣 omg that made me choke (and not I'm a good way 🀣)

  • Jjpayne
    This reminds me of the game dirty minds 😊"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes
    Is this still revelant?

Most Helpful Girls

  • CrazyGirl2
    Hey now, watch it with the blonde jokes... We PREFER a the term β€œPolish woman” 😁
    Is this still revelant?
    • 🀣🀣 I'm blonde myself lololol

    • CrazyGirl2

      Yes, I know. I too poses the power of sight, LOL 😝. You obviously didn’t get my joke, ... we prefer the term β€œPolish woman”?

    • Guess not lol blonde moment 🀣🀣 or polish moment 🀣🀣

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  • douride2
    Thanks for the Saturday after noon laugh.
    Is this still revelant?

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  • Andres77
    A guy is walking down the street and sees a vendor's booth with a sign that says:
    "Pussy flavored apples"
    The guy walks up to the vendor and says "how is it possible to have an apple that tastes like pussy?"
    The vendor gives the guy an apple.
    The guy takes a bite, spits it out and says "ugh, this tastes like ass..."
    The vendor says "turn it around"
  • Lliam
    Beautiful, brainy, funny and risque'. You're the whole package, bbb.
    Thank you for this little pick me up. I needed it.
  • Lynx122
    Nice one :)

    You almost lasted a month without a sex take then that's impressive :)
  • TheAfrikan
    Butsex and penis that is all I had to come up with once I arranged my letters lol.
    But this take was hillarious i knew it tbat i had to read it all.
  • COMMODOREII
    "Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes*groans*
  • alance99
    Super funny and entertaining as well, dont stop posting ever 😊😊🙂🙂
  • Massageman
    Thanks- I needed these after a day like today!

    Re: #2
    You can also make SNIPE and PINES.
  • loveslongnails
    Very cute.
    Q: What do you call women who use the rhythm method?
    A: Mom
  • TonyMetal___86
    Nice ones miss brains muffins 😄
    Should i bite the forehead now for being naughty again 😬
    • Who ME? I'm just an innocent little old lady πŸ™‚πŸ˜‡

    • One thing for sure is that your never old, your just little and naughty and that spongy forehead will get it 😁

    • My forehead probably harder than... Well nevermind πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  • MrCreep
    Lol have to try and remember some of them might cheer up a mood
  • psychoticanimallover
    Toothpaste this time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
  • I love a good sex joke lol
  • Haha! The seatbelt one!😆
  • monkeynutts
    Haha, I needed that to cheer me up.
    • Yet not to be down πŸ™ƒπŸ™‚ glad it cheered you up! πŸ€—

  • newfreshstart
    your jokes make m horny
  • CaptainSmartass
    Hahaha... Very funny.

    Simples...
  • Jerre
    Thank you for the laughs!
  • Bang5luts
    Awesome! Thank you for the laughs!
  • pizzalovershouse
    🤔🤔
  • msc545
    Very funny - thanks!!
  • Daylight7082
    hahaha funny writing 😂
  • michael1469
    Good ones...
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