"Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

I know, I know... I'm at it again, but hey haven't done a sex take since last year 😂

New Year... Another Old Joke Take...

Just to make sure you're in the right frame of mind to read this:

Yep you came with your dirty mind on 😂
Yep you came with your dirty mind on 😂

I thought we could start with some funny riddles....

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

I assist with erections. Sometimes, giant balls hang from me. I’m known as a big swinger. What am I?
A crane.

When I go in, I can cause some pain. I’ll fill your holes when you ask me to. I also ask that you spit, and not swallow. What am I?
Your dentist.

I start with a “p” and ends with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I? Popcorn.

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
A last name.

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?
Peanut butter.

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?
An elevator.

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

Okay, on to the jokes....

Homeless Man

There was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke."
Seemed like a good investment to me so | gladly
handed over a dollar.

Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs
does that chicken have?"

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster
got?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster
got?”

Me: “Two?”

Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking
around how many hairs are on that white cat?"

Me: “I don't know? A lot?”

Homeless man: “Well, why do you know so much about black
cock and not enough about white pussy?”

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

Dirty Blonde
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the woman at the counter, "I need to have an outfit washed."

The clerk was busy and slightly distraThected, so she looked up from her work and said, "Come again?"

The blonde said, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

Two Amish women...
Mrs. Miller and Mrs. Yoder are in the garden digging potatoes. Mrs Miller holds a large potato in each hand and says “ These remind me of my husband Kaleb’s testicles”.

Mrs Yoder says “Oh goodness...they are that big???”

Mrs. Miller says “ No..,they’re that dirty.”

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

“Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was"

Bad Advice

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Saturday Sillies Sex Riddles And Jokes

I hope you enjoyed...A little is better than none at all

(that's what she said🙃🙂)

As always, thanks for reading 💜

"Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guys

  • Another delightful take. Always sex and humor together. Sorry dear sexy lady, but these make me think of you laying there getting banged and instead of moans and screams, you tell dirty jokes. (And the visual ain’t bad at all. 😀)

    • 🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg that made me choke (and not I'm a good way 🤣)

    • I haven't had sex for so long, that Hollywood was still making silent movies. That's why I take Q-cards to bed.

    • Old men have no business having a serious relationship. As soon as we're done with intimacy, we look our significant other straight in the eyes. Then, we say with a straight face, excuse me, but what was your name again?

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  • This reminds me of the game dirty minds 😊

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    • Those are funny

    • It's a pretty funny game for sure

Most Helpful Girls

  • Hey now, watch it with the blonde jokes... We PREFER a the term “Polish woman” 😁

    • 🤣🤣 I'm blonde myself lololol

    • Yes, I know. I too poses the power of sight, LOL 😝. You obviously didn’t get my joke, ... we prefer the term “Polish woman”?

    • Guess not lol blonde moment 🤣🤣 or polish moment 🤣🤣

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  • Thanks for the Saturday after noon laugh.

    • 🙃🙂 welcome.. Thanks for reading 🙂

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Beautiful, brainy, funny and risque'. You're the whole package, bbb.
    Thank you for this little pick me up. I needed it.

    • That's what muscles are for💪💪a pick you up when needed 🙂

    • Omg. 🤪 😅

    • Lololol 🤣

  • Toothpaste this time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • 🙃🙂🤣

  • How come cannibals don't eat clowns?
    A: They taste funny

    • 🤣🤣🤣

  • Nice one :)

    You almost lasted a month without a sex take then that's impressive :)

    • See, even I give in to temptation 😂

  • I love a good sex joke lol

    • What did the penis say to the vagina?

    • I don't know what?

    • Permisson to park and ride 😂

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  • Thanks- I needed these after a day like today!

    Re: #2
    You can also make SNIPE and PINES.

    • Haha we do think alike. I saw that too 👍

  • A guy is walking down the street and sees a vendor's booth with a sign that says:
    "Pussy flavored apples"
    The guy walks up to the vendor and says "how is it possible to have an apple that tastes like pussy?"
    The vendor gives the guy an apple.
    The guy takes a bite, spits it out and says "ugh, this tastes like ass..."
    The vendor says "turn it around"

    • 😂😂😂😂

  • your jokes make m horny

    • Uh sorry 🤷🏼‍♀️😂😂😂

    • @Brainsbeforebeauty my bad dont know why i said this good jokes

  • Very cute.
    Q: What do you call women who use the rhythm method?
    A: Mom

    • Lololol

  • Nice ones miss brains muffins 😄
    Should i bite the forehead now for being naughty again 😬

    • Who ME? I'm just an innocent little old lady 🙂😇

    • One thing for sure is that your never old, your just little and naughty and that spongy forehead will get it 😁

    • My forehead probably harder than... Well nevermind 😂😂😂

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  • Haha, I needed that to cheer me up.

    • Yet not to be down 🙃🙂 glad it cheered you up! 🤗

  • Haha! The seatbelt one!😆

    • IKR LOLOLOL

  • "Saturday Sillies" Sex Riddles And Jokes

    *groans*

    • 😛😛

    • I feel like you are that friend that likes to pick on me. Lol

    • What? you the one picking on my mytake 🥺😂😂

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    • Lol what 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • 🤪🤪

    • Not funny? I'm crazy? All of the above 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤪

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  • Hahaha... Very funny.

    Simples...

    • Thanks 🙃🙂💜

  • Awesome! Thank you for the laughs!

    • 👍🙂Thanks for reading 🤗🤗

    • You're welcome. Im sorry to hear about your, "Dry spell" lol

    • Lol thanks

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  • Super funny and entertaining as well, dont stop posting ever 😊😊🙂🙂

    • Thank you 🙂🤗

  • Thank you for the laughs!

    • Welcome... Thanks for reading 🙂

  • Very funny - thanks!!

    • Thanks for reading 🙂

  • Good ones...

    • Thanks 🙃🙂

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