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"You Know You're Getting Old When.____" Wednesday.

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

Getting Old doesn't have to be a bad thing... When you learn to laugh about it, look at the positives to getting old....

Examples:

*If your boobs hang low-

I'll say, yeah your boobs may be perkier than mine, but can you shine your floors just walking, I can....

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

*More effective birth control...

If getting my tubes tied and menopause ain't enough, I have the back up, most effective method...

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

*Insults about your age...

youngins these days instead of respecting their elders, try to insult or shame you for being old. And they lame with it, "boomer" ... Cuz umm yeah I'm booming cuz bet my old ass still getting more sex than your 30 something still a virgin ass is 😂

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

Simple tasks become exercise...

Don't need to pay an expensive gym membership, to get the same workout at home....

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

*Relationships last longer...

old people are more "grounded" and "settled" in their relationships...

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

*Easier to "fake being smart"

If you don't get or understand something, just blame it on memory loss....

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If it's your body and not your cereal bowl that snaps, crackles, and pops..yep you getting old...

You Know Youre Getting Old When.____ Wednesday.

Seriously, embrace getting old as it's just another natural part of life, and there's many people that are not as fortunate to get to that stage in life..🙏🏼

As always, thanks for reading "Brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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Most Helpful Guys

  • OMG, those were great! LOL

    I realized I was getting older when I saw a young lady walking down the street and thought to myself, "I wonder what her mom looks like."

    Old age is always 15 years older than I am.

    My wife and I catch ourselves saying, "Look at those old farts" before realizing that we are the same age.

    You know you're getting older when it takes you longer to get over having a good time than it took to have it!

    You know you're old when all your favorite musicians are either dead or look like they are.

    • 😂😂😂"you know you're getting old when you feed your toupee and wear your cat and realize that's the closest your face had been to a pussy in a long time 😂😂😂

    • ROFL That made me think of this: You know you're getting old when you washing your cat is the closest you come wet pussy anymore.

    • 😂😂😂 do that's why the old guy in the corner has all those cats 🤔😂😂😂 You know you're getting old when you have to bend to your ankles to fondle your balls 😂😂

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  • Gee- I thought I was being creative when I tell my wife "I'm having a Rice Krispie Day".

    For me it was realizing that Jim Hutton, actor in many movies and shows of my youth and young adulthood, was the FATHER of Timothy Hutton, star of Leverage!

    And just today when going to Costco, I wore TWO sets of arch pads in my shoes to walk straight. But, at least I'm still walking and not getting pushed. naarrrfff

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/ldQrapQ4d0Y

    • 😂😂😂 love the video

    • A little goofy, but - hey - I think we all need a touch of "goofy" now and then.

    • Right! And Don't worry about being office Krispy... Who doesn't love rice Krispy treats 🤣🤣

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Most Helpful Girls

  • I notice that as I age my mouth is less aligned with my brain like when I try to read from a script, I might move my lips too quickly or to slowly and not match the speed of reading that my brain is trying to run at but I never have this problem in ordinary conversation - I think it’s just my mouth is not always ready to move as quickly as my brain wants it too when I read since reading involves interpretation and coordination and intonation too

    • Well least it only happens when you're reading

  • I know when I'm getting older when a can legally drink or vote but I can't afford to buy a new car - or a good used one.

    "You Know You're Getting Old When.____" Wednesday."You Know You're Getting Old When.____" Wednesday.

    • 🤣🤣🤣

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  • When your work is giving you that just about right satisfaction and you can actually chill.

    And when you can't understand what are speaking about his days. But yo we still young in our hearts.

    • Right! 👍🙂

  • It’s better than the alternative. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • 👍👍

  • Aging is so much fun peri menopause ( then the actual holly🤬) not remembering why you walked into a room, gravity will take over if you don't take care of yourself, but on the upside it's been one hell of a journey so far & look forward to many more years 🤪👍😎

    • 🤣🤣 right! Them hot flashes, tho🥵🔥🔥 And then 20 minutes later freezing your ass off... 🥶

    • You got that 🤬 right I'm not moody I'm just OCD ( old crazy & dangerous) lmao 🤣

    • Hahahahaha 😂😂

  • I hope I die young or I’m cyropreserving myself until science finds a way to maintain youth

    • There's nothing wrong with growing old naturally or gracefully

  • You know you're getting old when some of the best years of your life were on or before the years some adults were born. (I remember getting a Nintendo 64 in December 1996 and going to high school in 2000; some current adults weren't even born yet when all this happened.)

    • Lol now imagine hope old I feel lol

  • When you stop believing in unconditional love.
    When you are finally emotionally detached but still care for/help others without getting used.
    When you take more risks.
    When you are confident and stop criticizing/doubting yourself too much.

    • 👍👍👍

  • "You Know You're Getting Old When.____" Wednesday.

    • Right!

  • All I can say is damn🤣. But more ironic is that this is sad but true 😃. We can't live forever and gravity wins every time.

    • Right! Gravity sure got my boobs🤣

    • 🤭. Highly unlikely.

    • Thanks but no really, the bigger they are the faster/more they sag

  • You know you are getting old when your favorite theme song is still. . .

    https://www.youtube.com/embed/rhLejQ00sus

  • I love the toothbrushing thing! 😂😂😂

    • Till it happens to you 😂😂😂

    • Naw, it just reminds me there is more to cuddle with 😂

    • Glass is half full 🥺

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  • When your shoes be your boob holder for women
    Ball holder for men

    • Lololol right

  • When you feel like shit all the time even when you eat fruits and vegetables every day.

    • Right

  • You know your getting old when you realize that you are one of the youngest left who can remember 9/11 outside the textbook. I was 8 years old when 9/11 occurred and most people younger than that would be unable to remember firsthand how terrible everyone in the nation felt at that time.

    • Yeah I was 27 at the time getting ready to take the kids to the doctor when saw it on the news

  • Now , Brains, you are way too hot and sexy to think of yourself as “old”

    • That's not what the"mirror on the wall" says 😂😂 but thanks lol

    • You’re welcome. “Mirror, mirror on the Wall, who’s the fairest of them all?” “It’s Brainsbeforebeauty, of course”

    • Then it imploded into tiny pieces 😂

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  • ... when you find that you were right more and more often :)

    • Lololol then damn I'm ancient 😂

    • Tell me... didn't we meet the other day when we built these pyramids?

    • Hahahaha

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  • Thanks for sharing with us that was awesome and funny :) :)

    You know you are getting old when you wake up Wednesday and take Thursdays
    Medications instead of Wednesdays LMAO

    • 😂😂😂😂 right! Been there done that lolol

    • @brainsbeforebeauty LMAO

  • Some good laughs for sure. Thanks for this. I don't like all the weird hair that is popping out all over the place. I think the grey sideburns look cool but the white eyebrows are another thing. I'm thinking of having a hip replacement soon. I wonder how many joint replacements I will have before I'm done.

    • Dye the sideburns to match the eyebrows 🤔 if you do get a hip replacement, I hope it's successful 💛🤗

    • Thanks, it's only a matter of time.

    • 🙏🏼🙏🏼💛

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  • "Back when I was a kid... aw :c

    • Lololol aww you still a youngin lololol

  • You and your teeth don't sleep together.
    You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
    At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
    Your back goes out but you stay home.
    You wake up looking like your driver license's picture.
    It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
    Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
    Happy hour is a nap.
    You're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
    You say something to your kids that your mother said to you and you always hated it.
    All you want for your birthday is not be reminded of your age.
    You step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.
    Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.
    It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
    Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
    Your address book has mostly names that start with "Dr."
    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
    The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
    Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.
    The twinkle in your eye is only a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
    It takes twice as long to look half as good.
    Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
    You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
    You have more patience, but actually it's just that you don't care anymore.
    You confuse having a clear conscience with a bad memory.
    You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
    You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

    • There just for us old folks and you had to post this right before my birthday to. I'll be 53 on the 8th of April

    • Hahahaha yep this was just for you 🥳🥳 happy birthday old man lololol

    • @humanearth I'm right behind you. I'm 53 in August

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  • Oh girl.. You must be hating your condition Right now..

    • What condition is that?

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