UNDENIABLE proof that ALL MEN are GAY!

snackthatsmilesback Yoda

Most men watch "straight" porn, and that has a man in it. So they get sexually aroused by seeing a man have sex. Which means they're sexually aroused by men. Which is obviously gay.

Don't try to deny it. If you have ever got off to porn that has a man in it, and you are a man, you are actually gay. No matter what you think or claim you are. Really, I know, and we all know, that you're gay.

This is actually the only reason you aren't attracted to some women. It's not that you just don't particularly like that woman specifically, you just don't like ANY women. Because you're gay.

So women don't need to improve themselves to be more attractive if they want a man, they just can't get one (because men are gay), and therefore they can safely be sexually and relationally frustrated without doing anything to find a solution.

This is also why men should be okay with threesomes with other men. Because women think it's hot and you're gay anyways. So if your woman asks for an m&m the only possible reason you would say no is because you're just being a bitch. Don't be a bitch.

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Most Helpful Guys

Wowie101 Xper 6
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You attempting to justify to yourself that the world is gay... it’s not... if you logic was sound then the men who watch the intercourse with a man and a woman would also watch man on man... they dont!
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- snackthatsmilesback
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  Over 20% of "straight" men also watch gay porn. And over 50% of gay men also watch "straight" porn. So. Clearly who it's marketed toward is not the best indicator. The best indicator is what's on the screen, and that's a dude. And that's gay. Obviously.
Anonymous
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Since romance novels are the woman's version of porn, any romance novel you read that is not about two men falling in love makes you gay. Therefore the same things apply to you in reverse
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- snackthatsmilesback
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  Women also watch porn... and I'm a man.
- Opinion Owner
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  Possibly
- snackthatsmilesback
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  What? What possibly?
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- Opinion Owner
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  You being a man. If guys can be fake pinks, girls can be fake blues.
- snackthatsmilesback
  +1 y
  Okay? Then we could both be women. That wouldn't change the fact that I don't read romance novels though, so your comment still wouldn't apply to me.
- Opinion Owner
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  We could ne. Most girls do read romance novels though. I've read a few, but I've also read about 50% of an average bookstote
- snackthatsmilesback
  +1 y
  Okay. Most girls also watch porn. And I still don't read romance novels. So I don't know what your point is.

Most Helpful Girls

loves2learn Master
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Orrrr you are putting yourself in the place of the other person. 🤔
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- snackthatsmilesback
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  No that's impossible. They're just gay it's that simple. You must be one of those delusional people who think straight men exist. Maybe you even think your husband is straight lol... Uh, sorry. I'm just being a dick. I met someone irl today that thought straight women didn't exist. I knew there were idiots online but I didn't actually think a guy like that'd be out in the real world. It pissed me off so I wrote this to flip their logic around so it's obvious that it's stupid.
- loves2learn
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  Lol. Yup. There are some out there that believe that.
- snackthatsmilesback
  +1 y
  Why are they always the most pretentious misogynistic shitholes as well? If they were decent people and just stupid that'd be one thing. But god, when it rains
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- loves2learn
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  It’s the truth. Can’t make this shut up.
- loves2learn
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  *shit
Mia-Wallace Yoda
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😂😂😂
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- AD240pCharlie
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  Legend says that the men who completed No Nut November are now able to masturbate without touching their dick!

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Boromir Guru
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Most sane men have a different version.

Yes, you see another man with his tool and other stuff... But the key question here is:
Do you like seeing this tool disappear in a female vagina or mouth or in a male bum or mouth...
I zap when I see the latter, and I _like_ it when I see the first...

But whatever floats _your_ boat ;-)
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- snackthatsmilesback
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  I don't see how what it goes into makes it any less of a dick.
- Boromir
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  So you touching it while you pee?
- snackthatsmilesback
  +1 y
  Which is relevant why?
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- Boromir
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  @snackthatsmilesback well, you're watching and touching a dick too at that moment, that's not gay?
- snackthatsmilesback
  +1 y
  It's not sexual, so no.
HSSC12 Xper 1
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LoL. I laugh cause I just now read this and think it’s funny, not because I agree. LoL.
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Brainsbeforebeauty Editor
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Ahahahaha 😅😂
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OlderAndWiser Editor
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I appreciate good sarcasm.
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ilovebeingagirl Xper 5
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i think men watch 'straight' porn because they think of themselves in that man's position. I don't know whether they focus on the man's body or the woman's but definitely they would wish to be that man right on that moment.
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NathanDavis Master
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congratulations on your coming out, post.
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- snackthatsmilesback
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  Oh yeah, I didn't think about that. So it should be "gay or bi" then. I'd have to be bi cause I married a woman.
- NathanDavis
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  don't be a bitch now
- snackthatsmilesback
  +1 y
  Naturally 🙃
Cozybcuz Xper 6
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Well this is pretty funny
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Mac-One Explorer
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Never had gay thoughts about relating to men. However, have thought it might be nice to have lovely girl genitals but not for the purpose of being sexual with a guy.
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AzzaBlue Xper 5
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That is all pretty compelling proof that you've got there. However believe it or not, I've got further proof that we men are gay. Anal? There are many blokes that like to f@ck women in the arse. To me, that's some pretty gay stuff. Also did you know that a woman's clit is basically a miniature penis? And lots of men like to lick/ suck on said clit. Yep we're all gay.
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KatherineJ Editor
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Oh my. Too funny
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Silas_153 Xper 4
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This is retarded.
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BobbyC65 Guru
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I love watching Gay porn because when it comes to anal sex I prefer all guys over a woman and a man I also watch Twink boys porn. 💞
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FýrdracaDócincel Guru
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Holy shit bro.
Opened my damned mind.
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Dvchill Xper 4
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I mean I don’t like to take it in the ass so I’m not gay however if I watch porn the dude better b bigger then me or I can’t get in to it and unless I got premium shit that can challenge me on occasion
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zagor Master
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Wrong! I prefer porn with two women just because it means there is no guys hairy ass blocking the view.
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Dchrls78104 Master
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What a desperately uninformed load of poppycock. Please, speak for yourself only.
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AngryCarl2 Yoda
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It says undeniable so it must be right and I've been gay all along. Who knew?
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Turtleneck22 Xper 6
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Are you listening to what you are saying here. Omg.
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Julious0202 Xper 5
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sorry bro, but most of men are straight, you gave a pretty bad argumentative loop
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- snackthatsmilesback
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  Actually I think the argument is pretty straight. Why do you disagree?
- Julious0202
  +1 y
  Just so you're gay don't try to come up with creative ways to prove other men are gay. What defines whether a man is gay or not is whether he is sexually attracted to other men. period
- snackthatsmilesback
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  ... so why do you disagree? That men are sexually attracted to other men is exactly what I've argued.
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- Julious0202
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  with all due respect you are an idiot
Chandra20 Xper 4
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I literally just had this conversation with a guy lastnight I said how does tht make u gay he said because I DONT WANT TO SEE ANOTHER MANNN FUCKINNN U I JUST DONT WAMT TO SEE THT ITS GAY ASL I said no it’s not ☠️⚰️ This dosent make sense to me doe I don’t look at it this way so why should he but ohhh well 🤷🏽‍♀️💯
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