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Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

AmandaYVR
This is nothing official. I dont know what this is but its funny.
This is nothing official. I don't know what this is but it's funny.

Seeing the world is great. Travel enriches the mind, expands horizons, and curious, open-minded people learn about other cultures which makes the world seem less vast and more connected.

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

But sometimes travelling can suck. It can be logistically stressful, exhausting, unfamiliar, uncertain, and uncomfortable at times. So in that vein (and because I've had plenty of my share of stress with it), here are some tips you should know when lawfully visiting Canada.

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

The Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) is the governing agency facilitating travellers and trade (essentially, people & product.)

I'm not going to talk about immigration policies and procedures (that is a whole other ball of wax, and too much to address here); this is info for travellers and tourists coming on temporary visits.

Snooze Warning: This is not going to be fun or funny. It's just legal information, nothing entertaining. Sorry.

Ports of Entry

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

There are three ways to enter Canada - by vehicle, by plane, or by boat. The rules are exactly the same at any port of entry, no matter whether it is land, air, or marine. At all ports of entry, you may be asked any number of the following questions, so here's what to expect:

What I.D. (Identification Document) Do You Need?

Youre welcome, Nathan. It was the most orderly one I could find.
You're welcome, Nathan. It was the most orderly one I could find.

A passport is recommended because it is the only reliable and universally-accepted travel and identification document for the purpose of international travel. If you have a travel visa, bring this with you as well.

For exceptions and authorizations, see: https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/td-dv-eng.html#s3

Are you a NEXUS member? I recommend it if you plan frequent travel between the U.S. and Canada. It will streamline your travel and avoid some delays, allow you to skip some screenings, and go in shorter lines. https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/prog/nexus/menu-eng.html

What's the Purpose of Your Visit?

Answer honestly. Ex: Vacation, tourism, special event, visit someone(s), meet up with someone you met online (aww, good luck), passing through to get to somewhere else like en route to a cruise ship trip, shopping, purchase something listed online for sale, etc. All acceptable answers.

Where Will You Be Staying?

You will need to answer where you will be staying, with address, whether that be a friend or family member's home, hotel, temporary private rental, etc.

Do You Have Anything to Declare?

What do you need to declare? All fruit, meat products, money, weapons. You'll be filling out a Declarations Form and handing it to an officer to review, where further questioning may take place. Afterwards, they keep the form for their records.

Fruit & Meat

All fruit is prohibited.
All fruit is prohibited.
Raw, cooked, cured, dried, doesnt matter. No meat allowed.
Raw, cooked, cured, dried, doesn't matter. No meat allowed.

All fresh fruit, raw, cooked, and cured meat, are prohibited.

And when they say "all fruit" they mean all fruit. Like, not an orange, a banana in your pocket... nothing.

You also cannot bring pet food, even if it is in sealed cans. It's a prohibited meat product.

Why?

"Certain plants and animal products are prohibited because they can harm the agricultural industry. The concern is that if the products are disposed of inappropriately, they could make their way into the food supply and agricultural system."

Exceptions?

The only exception is if you first obtain a Health Certificate from the country of origin, as well as Canada.

What Happens if I Do it Anyway?

Canada’s laws on food products are taken seriously. Attempting to bring meat in is considered Smuggling, and comes with hefty fines.

Quantities are weighed and tallied. Fines are based on quantity, total weight, travel history, and interpretations of honesty via declarations. The minimum fine for a first offence of a small volume is $250 CAD.

How Much Money Do You Have With You Today?

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

You must declare all money except credit cards.

This includes cash, traveller's cheques (aka checks), bars, bricks, and high-value coins.

Why?

Because you must have roughly enough money to meet the needs of your stay while visiting Canada. You become a risk if you cannot financially support yourself during your stay.

(Credit cards are an acceptable form of payment to cover your needs. You do not need to have a lot of cash on hand.)

Travellers are required to declare all currencies valued over $10,000 CAD.

You must declare all currencies - that means all, from every nation, broken down by that currency and then converted into CAD. You must declare all currency, of any amount, but you will only pay duty on the amount that exceeds $10K.

Why?

Large sums of untracked money are often associated with illegal activity. Every country wants to keep tabs on the flow of currency. Over $10K, you are considered 'importing' currency. CBSA keeps tabs of both incoming and outgoing currency to combat money laundering.

Everything under $10K is admissible without penalty or fee. But if you lie about how much you’re carrying, regardless of value, they can issue you a penalty. The penalty for not declaring over $10,000, on a first offence, is $250. So by lying and trying to avoid paying the duty, you could be looking at duty + a penalty. (And the lowest penalty is $250. It could be considerably more than this, depending on the circumstances, and the custom officer's judgement.)

They may also ask you the source of the money, which is a general question, and does not require extreme detail. "It's a gift," will result in further examination. From whom? And yes, even 'gifts' must be declared. Or, "It's from my job." Ok, what kind of work do you do, where do you work? Expect these types of questions.

Drugs & Other Fun Stuff

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

Prescriptions

All prescription meds need to be in marked bottles identifying the prescription and subscribing doctor. You cannot decant and combine into an unlabelled container.

Cannabis (aka Weed)

Cannabis use is legal recreationally throughout all of Canada. This is a federal law. (You're welcome.) Be safe, and have fun. 🚬

It is not illegal to bring weed into Canada.

But it is illegal to bring weed into the U.S. You therefore cannot pass through Canada, on your way to the U.S. (such as Alaska, or a cruise ship originating in Canada, with cannabis in your luggage. You will not be charged or arrested, but if you do not surrender it 'to the crown' you can be denied entry and need to return home.)

Smoking (All Kinds, Including Vaping)

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

You cannot smoke anything (cigarettes, weed, cigars, vapes) on planes, within restaurants, or on public transit, so check about the specific locations it's allowed. Outside, in parks, public areas, and away from office buildings is fine. Most hotels don't allow it within their rooms. You have to step outside, away from the building. But you can use edibles anytime.

Narcotics

Narcotics are illegal and prohibited under the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act. Do not attempt to bring any in, or purchase any once inside the country.

A lie is often an indicator of another lie, a concealment of something else that actually is actually illegal.

Not Everything They're Asking is Because it's Illegal

A lot of their questions are not specifically about something that is illegal. What they are doing is checking a person’s credibility.

Ex: Asking a 20 yr old, Have you ever done any narcotics at all?... if the kid says “No. None.” No? Never? “No, never.” What about marijuana? “Well, yeah, one time.” How long ago? “Mmm, like a few months ago. Maybe a year.” How about recently? “No.” If we swab your luggage are we going to find cannabis? “Uh... yeah maybe.” How long ago did you take some? “Like two days ago.”

Their response: “We don’t care about the marijuana, ok. But you lying to us gives us an indication that you may be lying about other things. Now we have cause to search for any contraband on you and in your luggage.”

Travellers from certain countries are questioned and searched more thoroughly. They're looking for drug mules, and people bringing illegal drugs into Canada. If you have recently been to a party where others were doing drugs, you need to tell them this, because if they suspect and question you, and they swab your luggage, you now cannot say "I have no idea how that got there." They can presume it was you.

Oh, and don't go sick, with your eyes all blood shot from a cold, and then take some pseudoephdrine antihistamines and look like you've been drugged, wearing sunglasses, and some older guy is driving (who says he's the stepfather but has a different last name so they don't trust him. Yeah, they don't like that either. (In the case, the U.S. But you know, same deal.)

Criminal History

Disaster Girl Zoe Roth
'Disaster Girl' Zoe Roth
Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

Visitors with felonies may not be permitted entry. However, all countries have slightly different laws, and Canada may not deem the same act unlawful, or to the same degree, as another country. You must report all criminal charges (whether it was thrown out or convicted), and Canada decides if you will be allowed to enter. They obviously treat felonies differently than misdemeanours.

How Will They Know?

They have access to all criminal records. Whether it was a conviction or just a charge, they know. There is no point in lying about your record.

Most people fess up to something minor, only to ignore the felonies, etc., which only leads to more trouble and investigation, because they are lying and concealing and losing credibility by the minute.

If in doubt, if you have a criminal history, you need to check the specific laws before attempting travel. The safest is not to attempt travel within 10 years of the recorded crime. You may be denied entry, and if it is deemed (based on their judgement) that you knowingly lied and tried to obfuscate this history, or come in before the 10 years is up, you could be permanently banned from future entry as well.

Purchases/Shopping Duties & Taxes

"When you return to Canada, you have to declare all of the goods you acquired while outside Canada, such as purchases, gifts, prizes or awards that you are bringing with you or are having shipped to you. Include goods that are still in your possession that you bought at a Canadian or foreign duty-free shop. As well, make sure you declare any repairs or alterations you made to your vehicle, vessel or aircraft while you were out of the country."

https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/bgb-rmf-eng.html

Want to estimate how much you will owe?

https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/travel-voyage/dte-acl/est-cal-eng.html

Exemptions

You may qualify for a personal exemption when returning to Canada. This allows you to bring goods up to a certain value into the country without paying regular duty and taxes.

You are eligible for a personal exemption if you are one of the following:

  • A Canadian resident returning from a trip outside Canada;
  • A former resident of Canada returning to live in this country; or
  • A temporary resident of Canada returning from a trip outside Canada.
  • Children are also entitled to a personal exemption as long as the goods are for the child's use. Parents or guardians can make a declaration to the CBSA on behalf of the child.

After 7+ days away, you can claim goods/purchases worth up to CAN$800 CAD. You can purchase $800 CAD worth of stuff (in the U.S.) for any visit over 48 hrs. If you buy over $800 and don’t declare all items, you will pay not only the owed duties and taxes, but in addition, a penalty.

Penalties for undeclared goods range from 25-80% of their value.

You must declare the actual value you paid. If you attempt to undervalue the item(s) to try to save money, the penalty for undervaluing is often more than the duty that was owed.

You can purchase alcohol and tobacco products, sometimes at a reduced rate, but you do have to declare them and pay duty (unless you purchased them at a duty-free shop, where the taxes are built in.)

Not many people roll their own tobacco cigarettes, so when they see hand-rolled, they will investigate further. It is not contraband, but it does alert them to inspect closely, as it could easily be drug-related.

Gifts

Whats in the box??
What's in the box??

For legal residents returning to Canada you must declare all gifts you received from others, and their values. Gifts over certain amounts are considered imported, and charged duty.

If you do not provide receipts, officers will internet search the items and estimate values.

If you claim a designer bag (ex: Chanel, Coach, Louis Vuitton) was a gift, and it looks brand new and in excellent condition, regardless of whether it was a gift or you actually purchased it yourself, you will have to pay duty on it. The bag [or other items] will be seized until you pay the duty. If you pay it immediately, the item will immediately be released back to you.

Marine Ports of Entry

Canadian Border Entry: What You Need to Know to Legally Visit Canada

The CBSA Marine Unit protects the wet frontier.

Random stops and searches apply, just like any other border crossing. Passports of all travellers, and boat registration certificates must be presented.

Canada’s territorial waters extend 12 nautical miles out to sea, that’s 7 million square km of ocean. The base for the West Coast CBSA Marine Unit is Pender Island (one of a cluster of Gulf Islands.) During the summer time, this federal harbour sees approximately 100 boats/day. The Gulf Island is a popular tourist destination, and is also a transit area for travellers heading to Alaska.

You are allowed to travel with a registered firearm in transit, if stowed properly, en route into the U.S. (Alaska, etc.) The firearms and ammunition must be declared. Serial numbers must match the traveller’s Declaration and be registered in the U.S. A $25 fee is paid to transit the weapon into the U.S.

See 'Weapons' category for admissable and prohibited items.

Pornography

Pornography is legal and admissible into Canada.

However, laptops and external hard drives may be randomly searched. Coming through Canada for any reason, even such as to go directly to work on a cruise ship as staff, with child pornography or bestiality, digital or otherwise is illegal.

For a detailed and complete list of inadmissables, see my reply to zagor below.

Possession of child pornography is illegal and will result in immediate arrest, incarceration, and deportation.

In the case of child pornography, the traveller will also be placed on an immigration hold so that once the criminal charges are dealt with, they will be denied future re-entry into Canada.

Weapons

Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center w/ Jake Mace, youtube
Kung Fu & Tai Chi Center w/ Jake Mace, youtube

You must declare all weapons and firearms at the port of entry. Firearms require a registration permit. Many weapons are considered prohibitive and will not be allowed entry. What is legal in one country may not be in Canada.

Check before you go, because weapons may be seized, and you could face prosecution, but in most cases when a prohibited item is found, the options presented to you are to either return back to your country of origin with the item, or you can surrender the item to the crown and proceed into Canada.

Carry-on luggage has the strictest rules about what is prohibited. Examples: Lighters are prohibited, pocket knives, tools such as the 'Pocket Monkey', folded yet sharp keychain items, and any tool or device that is sharp or could be used to stab or inflict pain.

Prohibited Items: (List Not Exhaustive)

  • Automatic knives such as switchblades
  • Blowguns
  • Brass knuckles
  • Bullpup stocks
  • Centrifugal knives such as flick knives or butterfly knives
  • Certain cartridge magazines above a given capacity. Generally, cartridge magazines are limited to 5 rounds for centre-fire, semi-automatic rifles or shotguns and 10 rounds for semi-automatic handguns, with exemptions for certain magazines
  • Crossbows designed for one-handed use
  • Crossbows 500 mm or shorter
  • Constant companion (belt-buckle knife)
  • Devices shorter than 30 cm concealing a knife blade (e.g. knife-comb)
  • Finger rings with blades or other sharp objects projecting from the surface
  • Gravity knives
  • Kiyoga or Steel Cobra batons (spring batons)
  • Mace or pepper spray designed for use on humans
  • Manrikigusari or kusari (fighting chains)
  • Morning stars
  • Nunchaku sticks
  • Push daggers
  • Replica firearms
  • Silencers/suppressors or devices designed to muffle or stop the sound of a firearm
  • Spiked wristbands
  • Spring-loaded rigid batons (triggered by a button or lever)
  • Shuriken (throwing stars)
  • Stun guns

For more detailed information on importing a firearm into Canada, including licensing, registration and permit requirements:

https://www.cbsa-asfc.gc.ca/import/iefw-iefa-eng.html

Working within Canada

You are not allowed to work without a work permit. Intention to work, without any approved work permit visa, is case for refusal of entry.

Why?

1. Only citizens are covered in the case of any workplace dangers and accidents that might occur. "You could be putting your health and life at risk." (Subtext: Don't burden the country if you get hurt.)

2. It takes jobs away from Canadians, and that is taken very seriously. (And you can't benefit from a system which you do not pay into. Taxes are what keeps it going.)

How Will They Know?

They have every legal authority to search of all your belongings, including digital devices, to obtain evidence of your intentions within the country. They search phone records, texts, emails, anything and everything looking for details of intent to work, and if they find it, or suspect even without proof, you will either be 1. Denied entry, or 2. Potentially given the opportunity to withdraw your application for entry. If you withdraw, it will not prevent you from attempting re-entry back into the country sometime in the future. A denial is recorded, and may affect future entry.

Oops, I Forgot I Had Tools... (Yeah right.)

Don't try travelling with tools. They are a dead giveaway (even if in the trunk of your car, claiming to be on vacation, with another passenger, even a kid.) The appearance is that the traveller may intend to work.

(Or you could be a teenager with your dad, who's a carpenter and always drives around with his hatchback trunk full of tools, and one day you just want to go for a drive up a mountain or something. Okay? Nope. Not okay. The U.S. is not nice about this either. Booo.)

Temporary Permits

American travellers are eligible to apply for work permits at the border crossing, for some types of temporary work. If the traveller has been very upfront about their intention to work, border security may help the traveller to complete this paperwork, by calling the employer, and seeing if they will fax over a labour contract to the CBSA. But there are no guarantees they will be able to get hold of the employer, and if that's the case, you will be refused entry and have to return home.

Ex: A mountain biker doing filming on a go-pro for a Canadian company at a bike camp in Whistler, B.C., for one month. Even for this scenario, you must have all the appropriate paperwork with details of the work contract from the employer. The at-the-border application is called a Labour Market Opinion. But it's extremely risky to apply for this temporary work permit at the border. It is much wiser to organize all paperwork beforehand and have work authorization and sponsorship in hand to present to the border security official.

Exceptions?

Are There Any Exceptions? Yes. Foreign buskers (street performers) can work in Canada without a permit. But you must declare it. Some musicians hide contraband in their instruments so they may be searched. Security is also looking for drug mules - persons who are paid to carry contraband into the country.

And Finally, Just an Interesting Map of Who in the U.S. Holds the Most Passports

Californians hold passports more than any other Americans. They are global travellers.
Californians hold passports more than any other Americans. They are global travellers.

Happy Travels...

Nita Lake Lodge, Whistler Village, B.C.
Nita Lake Lodge, Whistler Village, B.C.
Montreal, Quebec
Montreal, Quebec

No, it doesn't snow all the time!

Quebec City, Quebec
Quebec City, Quebec
Citadel Hill, Nova Scotia
Citadel Hill, Nova Scotia
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  • DarkCarousel
    Great information!
    I had no idea about being unable to travel with meats or fruits, though I will say I have never attempted to.
    On my first trip to Canada as an adult, my passport was never stamped. On the way back to US, I awkwardly asked the border patrol agents if they could do it just so I’d have the stamp. For keepsake. Of course it was a USA stamp rather than a Canada one.
    On another trip, we were getting ready to cross and the agent was going through the list of 100 questions of where are you going, how long, what purpose, etc., when suddenly a family of raccoons began crossing the road not too far in the distance. I am not exaggerating when I tell you this agent turned to mush when he saw these adorable little raccoons. I wish I could have gotten it on video, both the raccoons and the man’s reaction. It happened so quickly. After it was over, the agent quickly handed back my passport and sent me on my way. He never really got through his questions. I think these agents are trained for certain deterrents or distractions but I don’t think they were trained on the adorableness of raccoons.
    Canadian border entry has been significantly stricter post 9/11.


    Thank you for sharing!
    Is this still revelant?
    • AmandaYVR

      Yeah only time it has bothered me (with the meat and fruit) is when I tried to bring some Christmas Japanese mandarins with me for a snack (Japanese are by far the best, and I've tried Californian and Chinese versions. They're just so-so.)

      Yes that stamp situation! I know just what you mean. That is not an easy thing to decipher, too. For the longest time, I thought that it meant we were not on a 6 month temporary travel visa. There really wasn't an explanation I could find as to why sometimes they stamp you and sometimes they don't. It's 'up to the discretion of the border officer'... but why? Anyway, they swipe the passport (or used to be DL) and have a record of your 'date of entry.' They want to be mysterious, not give up the 'whys' of why they do things.

      I loooove your raccoon story. Ironically, our appreciation of animals humanizes us humans. That's how I see it. 🦝

    • Interesting! So no rhyme or reason as to why they stamp or not.

      You’re spot on about the appreciation of animals.

Most Helpful Guy

  • NathanDavis
    such a nice detail...

    it does sound like a very busy checkpoint!! can they really check my criminal records from México? lmao... and the US.

    oh, and the box, there might be a secondhand Jane Eyre book copy in there, with a personal inscription.

    and if I decide to go to visit Canada for the first time, and I'm wearing a shirt with that amazing, first picture printed on it... would that be seen as an insult to the crown? lol
    Is this still revelant?
    • AmandaYVR

      lolol. Wouldn't be any riskier than my dad wearing an "L. A. Country Jail" bright orange t-shirt when returning home from visiting me in LA. Such a character.

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  • Nik1hil
    What if I want to open a branch of my company in Canada and bring investments to Canada and slowly move my company to Canada!..

    Instead of talking job from people give people jobs and provide service globally while the revenue gets collected in companies bank account of Canadian Bank!.. Will I be welcomed.. 🤔

    I will follow all the above rule!..
    • AmandaYVR

      Yeah definitely.
      There's also a law (or was a few years ago) that if you have $800,000 to invest in the country (bring with you), it counts higher on your immigration score; more likely to be approved.
      The more you can prove your stability, the better off you'll be. They look for connections - whether that be in specialty skills, career options and potential, family/relationships, English language proficiency, etc.
      They like roots. Building a business is definitely that.

  • ariadneR
    I remember watching border security and this guy was entering Canada in Vancouver and he was going to meet his friend the next day in Toronto. The cbsa officer asked him how he expected to get to Toronto. He said walk. 😄😄
    The cbsa officer was like, you know that's on the other side of the country right? And its a 7hr flight.
    I don't think people really understand how big Canada is
    • FoxnEagle

      WALK?
      Sounds like one of my friends who said he'll just ride his bike everywhere... that lasted until he had to go 20 miles (40 roundtrip).

  • exitseven
    I have been to Canada several times. Always a good experience at the border. The only thing about it was once we went to Montreal when i was 14 or 15. My brother and I bought fireworks and wen we re entered the US the border patrol asked my father all the usual questions and then stuck his head into the window and looked at my brother and me and said "You boys wouldn;t have any fireworks , would you? We just smiled nervously and shook our heads.
  • Likes2drive
    Wow that’s a lot of information, sounds like it’s easier to walk across with just my enhanced license and take a cab after and just buy some clothes there and come back the same way with just enough cash on me
    • AmandaYVR

      Then the Americans will get you on the return. You'll have to pay duty to them. Wuh wuuuh. 6 of one, half dozen of another.

    • Duty tax on the clothes I’m wearing? I don’t think they will know but either way it seems annoying visiting there , never had any issues traveling to Europe fortunately

  • A_Bell
    I traveled to Canada and drove from Niagara to Quebec, visiting places along the way. Toronto and Quebec were terrible, but everything else, especially Gateneau (sp?) was great and Ottawa was beautiful, especially the St. Lawrence.

    Canadian border crossing was friendlier than the American one, but neither was bad.

    My best customs experience was flying into Detroit from Paris. I am a meticulous rule follower and filled all the forms out very accurately. The guy complimented me on it and wished even a fraction of the people were as complete.

    I just don't like to sneak things in. It seems like it's not worth the risk.
    • AmandaYVR

      Interesting. Thanks for commenting!

  • backdoorman
    I couldn't help but be reminded of this video...https://www.youtube.com/embed/DFcIH2tK2iM
    • AmandaYVR

      That was... odd. Funny, but odd.
      Never heard of it. Thanks for sharing. 👍

    • Definitely odd, but it makes me laugh harder every time I watch it again.

  • Xiu92
    I’ve never been to Canada but would really love to go! Thanks for this information :)
  • FoxnEagle
    "You also cannot bring pet food, even if it is in sealed cans. It's a prohibited meat product."
    Dang... Sounds like trying to bring in "exotic" fruit into the US, but really? Pet food? Are they worried some weird recipe is going to ask for 2 cans of IAMS Chicken and Rice?

    "Blowguns, Crossbows, Mace or pepper spray designed for use on humans, Shuriken (throwing stars), Stun guns"
    Why don't you ban baseball bats while you're at it, good grief... Also no officer, this is my bear pepper spray.

    Please regale us with the frustrations of bringing stuff into the US, I'm curious!
    • AmandaYVR

      Yep, I've got stories. Been hassled in both directions. (Pro tip: The glove box is not a 'secret' hiding place, lol.)
      Have you ever heard a description of yourself, "running away from the border"? I have. smh. I'll write it later. I'm going through my other notifications right now.

  • Jamie05rhs
    I loved reading the list of weapons. I know you said this wasn't supposed to be entertaining, but that was very entertaining. 😆
    • AmandaYVR

      lolol. Yes, I deliberately didn't cut that section short. I figured it might be the one category guys would find interesting!

    • Jamie05rhs

      Yep! Very much so! It reminded me of all of my favorite action movies. Lol 😜

  • TallAnon
    Nice, this would've been usefull when I moved to Canada last year 🙂 Luckily my work took care of most things.
    Additionally, if you move to Quebec and you don't speak French, some people can act very annoyed.
  • SuccessfulHornDog
    This is way more trouble than it is worth to visit Canada
    • AmandaYVR

      Right back at ya.

    • I think that we will all be better off if the Americans stay in America and The Canadians stay in Canada.

      Maybe I can convince Trump to campaign on "Border Wall II - The Canadian Fence" in his 2024 comeback

    • AmandaYVR

      Uh huh. That doesn't sound like a waste of money at all.

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  • electromagnetic
    Can’t wait to return home.
    I miss iced coffees from Tim Hortons after 2 years.
  • HugoThe2nd
    This whole food nonsense makes me so mad.
    I almost cancelled my trip to Valencia out of spite when I realized I won't be able to bring any meat home with me.
    I thought fully sealed, processed and dried meat products would be fine, but the little food nazis at CBSA will say no even to that.

    Also, I like the false advertising about Halifax there.
    Sure, it's not always snowing here at Citadel Hill, it's only just like... the worst precipitation in the country, probably after some godforsaken place in NL.
  • Julielamar2
    If you are Anglo-Saxon or if you have an admiration for the Anglo-Saxon world you will be welcomed with kindness in Canada
  • Goatmeal
    Canada just seems like another Europe. I don't get the appeal. No offence intended. Canadians are generally nice people.
    • AmandaYVR

      You don't get the appeal of Europe? Uh... okaaaaaay. Yeah, I don't think you and I are aligned at all on that one.

      But thank you for your comment, and the compliment.

    • Goatmeal

      I get the appeal of Europe. I don't get the appeal of Europe, but with more snow.

  • zagor
    The Canadian customs people will arrest you for BS stuff that is legal in the US.
    • AmandaYVR

      That's not true. List examples then.

    • zagor

      In the paper a guy got arrested there for Japanese anime! Porn cartoons.

    • AmandaYVR

      Never heard of that but first that came to mind is 'oh, I guess they deem it bestiality' which definitely is illegal. (Clearly they don't know the origins of that type of porn in Japan. Or don't care.)
      I almost wrote that in the mytake. Maybe I should have. I don't know how many more characters I can fit but I'll try and add up top.

      Here's the official list of no-no's.

      OBSCENITY INDICATORS
      1. When dealing with material where a dominant theme is the portrayal of sex, the indicators set out below apply.
      Note: For the purposes of determining obscenity under tariff item 9899.00.00, the term “sex” includes depictions and/or descriptions (including illustrations and animation) of any oral, anal or vaginal penetration, masturbation and/or the full or partial exposure of genitalia, pubic regions, anal regions and/or female breasts, for the purposes of sexual arousal.
      2. Goods containing one or more of the following indicators may be found to be obscene and prohibited entry into Canada, if it is established that the portrayal of sex is not essential to a wider artistic, literary or other similar purpose.
      Depictions and/or descriptions of:
      (a) Sex with degradation or dehumanisation, if the risk of harm is substantial, e. g.
      (i) actual or implied urination, defecation or vomit onto or into another person, and/or the ingestion of someone else’s urine, feces or vomit, with a sexual purpose, excluding consensual urine onto another person;
      (ii) ridicule and/or humiliation
      (b) Sex with pain
      (c) Sexual assault
      (d) Sex with violence
      (e) The taking of a human life for the purpose of sexual arousal
      (f) Incest
      (g) Bestiality
      (h) Necrophilia
      Note: Depictions and descriptions of sexual activities involving children and/or juveniles (persons under the age of 18) will generally constitute child pornography. (not always)

      Anyway, whatever. Aside from your guns and bestiality, it could easily be argued that America is more puritanical than Canada.

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  • msc545
    Thanks for the good mytake. You have convinced me to never visit Canada as the entry requirements and restrictions rival those of the US.
    • AmandaYVR

      I know. Swap out the annoyance of the fruit and meat, with the U. S. freaking out about marijuana, and it's about the same. I've crossed over, in both directions, many, many times. I don't like travelling anymore.

  • Lawsuit
    Anyways, fuck Canadians.
    • AmandaYVR

      Asshole.
      And you wonder why America often has the reputation it does. Pieces of shit like you.

      Thanks for the head's up. I appreciate you not wasting my time knowing I should block you. 👋

    • AmandaYVR

      And P. S. Litigious motherfucker. Great job, having the worldwide reputation for most frivolous lawsuits.

  • yofuknutz
    Radar detectors in the car are illegal in Canada
    • AmandaYVR

      Radar Detectors are currently legal in Saskatchewan, Alberta and British Columbia.

  • COMMODOREII
    Are you saying i can come visit you now? 😋
  • drexel420
    Holy jumpin juhosaphat Batman a passport
  • NightHawk99
    Why can't I just walk across the border?
  • princeofromance
    Thanks!
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