Nurses are NOT the heroes you think they are

[spiralshape]

I am sorry to spread bad news to those who love nurses. If you choose to celebrate International Nurses Day on May 12, I respect that, but to spread the word, they aren't the heroes that you think they are.

Scrubs (TV series)

Almost anyone who has watched Scrubs on Comedy Central gets it. Why are most nurses attractive-looking? It's hardly for good reason. And it's barely because of hygiene or the way they dress.

Most registered nurses between the ages of 18 and much less than 50 seem attractive on paper, but they really do this for clout from their co-workers and lucky (mostly attractive and/or rich) clients.

Sexy sky blue scrub uniform from Walmart

There are also secrets that they hide from clients, especially during breaktime or overtime work.

I have an actual female cousin who is a former registered nurse and she has told me this entire story about how she frequently saw this one woman in her late 20s get semen from two of her male co-workers and combined it with half of one male client's urine bottle per DAY!

In reality, female nurses really don't give a shit about male clients unless they are either attractive or rich, and even they are placed second to their co-workers. They're gold diggers, that's why you often see them in luxury cruisers and high-end sports cars.

Many nurses make sexy fart queens and yoga princesses.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

I was once in the Hospital in March 2020 for lower bowel obstruction and when I was getting better this one Assistant Nursing, was joking with me and she was young she called me handsome and I was like I don't think I'm handsome cause I have self-esteem issues than the day they were discharging me, this other Assistant Nurse wanted to help me get a bath or wash up so yes I know all about this Nursing Assistance from the Hospital

[altaboy]

Nurses do a difficult job--they deal with the messy part of getting people well again. They deal with all the people who are miserable and in pain. How well do you think most patients treat them? I have spent some time in hospitals, and I saw what they put up with. I wouldn't have the patience to put up with all the crap. I think they deserve a lot of respect and compassion.

[whirled_up_girl]

Thank you for the compliment! I am a nurse and it is a challenging job and it is nice to know there are people like you that appreciate us. I would never call myself a hero, other people give us that title but many of us just want to do good for others and help people get well. Thanks again!

[Sixgunsound]

While working in a hospital I was surprised how many otherwise brilliant nurses would rip their clothes off for Dr. McDreamy. Some of the younger ones would even lay down for a resident McDreamy.

[Sixgunsound]

Check out a documentary titled Nurse Jackie got more information.

[OnTheLevel]

Your ex was a nurse, huh?

[huzail]

No they are good once I was. admit in hospital the nurse start to make joke with me and I stop to thinking bad vibes the nurse are good

[Anonymous]

My wife is a nurse and she suffers alongside every patient. She brings that misery and death into our home every day. But she’s dedicated to serving the suffereing as best she can. Just because you know an unprofessional twerp doesn’t justify maligning a whole profession.