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The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and she's surprisingly sexy :)

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What is a riddle?

1. A question or statement intentionally phrased so as to require ingenuity in ascertaining its answer or meaning, typically presented as a game. 2. A riddle is a statement, question or phrase having a double or veiled meaning, put forth as a puzzle to be solved.

What is sexy?

1. Sexually attractive, exciting or appealing. 2. The state or quality of being sexy, of possessing the traits of sexual appeal.

The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)

*Riddle: What is something hard that will make any girls panties wet? (Laurie's original)

OK, get your dirty mind out of the gutter ...it's ice, what did you think it was? ...lol

The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)
TALK
TALK
A TENT :)
A TENT :)

I vibrate and if needed, you might take intimate advantage of me at various parts of the day. What am I? (Laurie's original)

An electric toothbrush

It can only be enjoyed when you spread it. What is it?

Butter ...what were you thinking? ...lol

It has two feathery hoops and is used to chain you in bed. What is it?

A pair of sexy fur handcuffs, of course. What did you think it was? ...lol

What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and sexy?

A thong of course :)

The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and shes surprisingly sexy :)

What’s the white, sticky stuff most girls like, but instead of swallowing it, she always spits it out?

You knew it was toothpaste, didn't you?

What goes in hard and always comes out wet, squishy and sticky?

Bubble gum of course, what did you think it was? ...lol

I end with “o-r-n” and start with “p” and I’m well known in the film industry. What am I?

Be honest ...you weren't thinking popcorn were you?

I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates and I come with a quiver. What am I?

An arrow, but you knew that all along, right?

All men have one, some have long ones and some have short ones. The Pope never uses his. A man gives it to his wife the day they are married.

His last name

What is soft and wet on the inside while being hard and hairy on the outside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.

No, it's coconut! ...my you have a dirty mind ...lol

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

Obviously it's a seat belt, what did you think it was? ...lol

I hope you enjoyed my sexy and funny riddles myTake and that fun, laughter and sex will always be an enjoyable part of your life.

Always remember, the secret to being happy is to have a good sense of humor and a dirty mind :)

I LOVE YOU!

The Riddleress Strikes Again! ... and she's surprisingly sexy :)
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  • Pete671
    I laughed so hard I wet myself!!!
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    Is this still revelant?
    • Jouth

      I laughed so wet, I hard myself

  • Xtendable
    Very naughty riddles. Thankyou
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    • You're welcome, thank you for liking it! :)

    • Xtendable

      Thankyou for putting a smile on my face 😉

    • Xtendable

      Thankyou

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  • razelove
    The cosplaying Riddler is fairly attractive. At least I wouldn't be able to pull off those tights as well... How many of those did you have to think of? I'd imagine it's difficult to make them sound dirty and not simply have the conclusion always be cock lol
    Like 1 Person
    • Only 2 are my originals but thank you for liking my post!

  • Lliam
    No wonder I'm such a happy person! 😆😂

    Thanks for the laughs AND the photos Laurie.

    How many of the riddles were Laurie originals and how many photos were you in? 🧐
    Like 1 Person
    • 2 were mine and the rest will remain a riddle... lol

    • Lliam

      Laurieeee. 😟
      LOL

  • lightbulb27
    you are quite special to GAG, thank you for the laughs.
    Like 1 Person
    • You are very sweet, thank for liking my post Mr LB!

  • Andres77
    A deaf newlyweds couple were in bed and they realized they needed to come up with signals for when they wanted to have sex and the lights were still off. So the wife signed "if you want sex massage my breasts and kiss my neck. If you don't just pat my butt and roll over."
    To which the husband replied "if you want sex tug on my cock once. If you don't want sex tug on my cock 200 times."
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  • exitseven
    I knew a few of these but most I never herd before. Good job with this. Thanks for the laughs.
    Like 1 Person
  • FunkyMonkee
    Ice? I thought it was a washing machine. Especially if she leans up against it during the spin cycle.
    A voice.
    A nose.
    Pockets.
    Cucumber.
    The paper boy.
    Well, 4 letters is too short for FiretrUCK. How about, fork?
    An elevator.
    A computer.
    Talk. (You had the answer directly under the question.) Or, it could be, "yack".
    A tent.
    A cell phone.
    Butter, peanut butter, jelly, mayo, etc..
    Fuzzy handcuffs. What else could be used to chain you to bed?
    Your hands. It CAN'T be a thong, all that does is floss your crotch!
    Toothpaste.
    A tampon.
    Popcorn.
    Arrows.
    Wedding vows.
    A cunt? Otherwise, I give up.
    Silly Putty.
    Well, I seriously doubt I'll ever have sex again!

    My turn.
    Two men in a boat with only 3 cigarettes between them and no matches. How do they manage to smoke?

    What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
    Funny 1 Person
    • I don't know

      Santa Claus

    • 1. They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
      2. An umbrella.

    • What's red and goes, "ding-a-ling"?

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  • AviatorTom
    What word starts with "F" and ends with "CK" and is sometimes comes quickly and sometimes comes slowly?

    FIRETRUCK
    Funny 1 Person
  • Wsx2wsx2ws
    LOVE YOU BACK!
    And love your mind.
    Like 1 Person
  • krin_m
    Very funny!
    Thanks for sharing!
    Like 1 Person
  • Aakash_Hangargi
    I just read the last part saying ILoveYou!😂😼😸
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  • AlwaysBelieving
    Good riddles. Thanks for the pictures.
    Like 1 Person
  • Neilbud
    lol,,, i only got two of those.
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  • Roller69
    That last pic of yours is justt too HoTT!! 😋😋😛
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    • Roller69

      Wish, you would have posted more often hehe.. 😋😜😛

  • jimmy2
    You make me blush 😂
    Funny 1 Person
  • Alexalex92
    Nice post! Also the pics are hott!! 😍
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  • Anonymous
    Her eyes and her voice.
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