I offer no evidence for this theory but ask you to accept it because I'm very clever and found some pics on Google.
Back in the day, the main requirements of a husband was he had a steady job, was free from TB and was able to satisfy your cardinal desires. Penis size was an important factor in choosing a husband. Your job was to clean the house, cook dinner and bare children until he died fighting to expand the empire or from an opium overdose.
Sultan Moulay Ismail Ibn Sharif, better known as Ismail the bloodthirsty fathered 888 children. You don't get to dick that many girls even if you are sultan unless your packing a serious size kebab.
Victorian women were notorious for churning out huge families. Again this wouldn't have happened if the men back then were small .
If we travel further back into antiquity we see penises get bigger and bigger
And even prehistoric cave art shows the importance of a large penis.
With the invention of cinema, Hollywood created a new list of must have characteristics. Now he had to be tall and good-looking as well as having a big penis, a good job and free of whatever disease was doing the rounds. Even the seaside postcards of the era sent a clear message, you're not a real man unless you've got a big dick
But all that was about to change, with each new movie star the concept of the perfect husband grew. Around the same time feminism took hold. Even if you weren't a hard-line radical you were still influenced by the growing movement and the pressure on men increased. In under a 100 year's womens ideal man went from having "long dick with a heavy wallet" to a complex long list of demands.
As the list grew the importance of each characteristic decreased. Suddenly men who weren't blessed with big dicks were able to find wives just as long as they ticked 20 other boxes like being able to dance or having a nice haircut or cool tattoo.
This caused a massive shift in the genepool forcing down the average penis size from 8 inches to a paltry 5 inches and it continues to shrink.
With the Internet came easy access to porn. As we all know pornstars are larger than the average modern man and are closer in size to what you're great grandmother sought on a Friday night. The average modern man felt his 5 inch penis couldn't complete and many not having great jobs or nice cars simply gave up trying. On the other hand small men used to ridicule took up the slack by investing in facial hair, tattoos and acting really alpha. Scientists predict in the next 100 years this will shrink the average penis to 4 inches.
So there you go, it's all womens fault.
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