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1.) If you don't like it, don't look.
--Yeah, but i could whip my dick out and start spinning it around and hitting you in the face with it and say the same thing and it would be equally obnoxious
"for every duck face you dislike, i shall block you and post 3 more! HAIL HYDRA!"
2.) If you can't accept me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best
--FACT. No girl who has ever said this has had a best worth having period, much less a best that is worth having in combination with their worst. In fact, usually, the best thing about a girl who says a line like this, is the line itself, and little more.
3.) All women are special. All women deserve to be treated like a princess.
--If all women are special, then none of them are. If you're supposed to treat women like they're special, does that mean you treat special women like they're extra special? Exactly where in this ideology does it say what women are expected to do? I'll break it down for you... When bitches say that all women deserve to be special, what they really mean is i deserve to treat YOU like I'M special. Where the you in this situation, is just fucking everyone.
she demands ryan gosling himself give her a back massage... But not until he tells her 3 special things about herself. she wouldn't want to give it up too easy...
4.) Not all women are like that.
--Sure. But you are.
5.) He just wants to use me for sex
--Are you freaking kidding me? Have you ever heard someone say "they just want to use me by making me eat ice cream", or "they just want to use me by taking me to a theme park and buying me cotton candy"? Exactly what about you is so arrogant that you have to take an intensely pleasurable period of stimulation, precipitated by intense bouts of passion and appreciation, followed by a deeper sense of hormonal and psychologication satisfaction, could ever be USING you, simply because you don't GET something in return for it? What universe are you living in?
6.) Saying no one cares about me or that you think you're ugly to get facebook likes
--I dont know whats sadder, someone whos so addicted to shallow meaningless internet popularity that they need to throw a pity party to manipulate people, or that people actually like your posts, thinking you actually give a shit about them
Bravo, bravo. You've successfully fooled complete strangers on the internet into wanting to pity bang you. And now, for the final stage of your diabolical plan... NOTHING!
7.) Thinking just because you admit it about yourself thats ok.
"nuh uh nancy no way!!! that SLUT is not coming to OUR WEDDING... ah hah hah jay kay jay kay oh god im such a bitch, i'm so terrible"
yes. yes you are. you are absolutely, an awful human being. that doesn't become a good thing just because you say it out loud. Oh poo, i killed 187 people yesterday, oh gosh golly me, i'm such a bitch.
8.) My pussy, my choice.
--Ok, while i respect everyones right to consent, this shit is ridiculous...
At what point did you think it would be a good idea to dress up half naked and go out parading in packs, and NOT expect guys to try to have sex with you? If anything, you're the rapists, ganging up on poor strange men, giving them boners with your orgiastic parade of lesbian toplessness and then judging them for it. Which brings me into...
9.) Just because i am dressed this way, does NOT make me a whore!
--Yeah but you are wearing a whores uniform, i'll tell you that much...
10.) My ex boyfriend is such a douchebag
No, your ex boyfriend is a realist, who called you a psycho bitch. Which is what you are.
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