Getting 'blue ball' revenge on a guy!?

What do ya think, GAG? A good friend of mine turned on me after we hooked up. It's a looong story, but I'll keep it short by saying it got REAL ugly between us. He wants to meet again after we had a recent fight, told me he wants to see my tits... well we obviously know why he wants to see me again!! I wanna suck his d-ck, and then stop half way through. I'm a REALLY good co-ksucker! Deepthroat, lick balls, you can get rough with me and I swallow. So I wanna give him another BJ and outdo myself this time, give him the best god damn BJ ever, and stop to leave him hanging! Thoughts?
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I'm also considering finishing, holding his cum in my mouth and then spitting it in his when we kiss (he does kiss after bj's).
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  • WHAT? Getting his cock in your mouth? For revenge? No way, that's stupid!
    Just talk dirty to him for a few days. Tell him you want to meet next Friday for some hot steamy sex. Then build him up, use your imagination and create sexual tension. He'll anticipate the sex and then on Thursday tell him it's not going to happen.
    But actually sucking his cock... to revenge on him... that's not revenge.

  • So let me understand this: You are willing to degrade yourself to putting his penis in your mouth just so you can get a petty revenge that is easily solvable with masturbation? Am I right?

    • You missed the part where I said I'd spit the cum in his mouth cause he kisses after bj's. But ya, I get your point.

    • I was just asking.

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  • this is funny I have actually gotten Blue Ball revenge on a guy before. he was my ex and when I walk out the car he was looking stupid and I was laughing so hard that I thought I was going to die

    • by the way I did not get the revenge on purpose

    • *high five*

    • instead of getting revenge by giving him a half away bj he could just jerk off anyways you can lie to him and say that you want to have a threesome and show him a picture of a really hot girl you want to do it with then wait until late and say you want to do it in the woods or buy a park and wait until it gets really dark. then tell him to take off his shirt and pull down his pants but don't be there only text him all of this. ask him to take a picture of himself and the park or woods as proof. then don't come at all

  • Better revenge is blowing someone else and going all the way while he gets nothing :)

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  • Sounds like a good way to get your fucking lights punched out.

  • So you're saying giving him a blowjob is revenge?

    Just don't talk to him if you don't like him. Putting his dick in your mouth isn't revenge

    • BUT NOT FINISHING!! Sending him to heaven, before I send him to blue ball hell, where jerking off is the only way out.

    • I agree with Wes. I mean, he's just gonna jerk off after you leave and still be relatively satisfied.

    • You're welcome to give me some revenge anytime then lol

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  • As a man I cannot condone this behavior but as an asshole I say go for it.

  • I would advise you not to play with fire. Don't stoop down into the gutter to make some kind of point. If this guy did something that is so bad and out of line, simply go on your way and have nothing more to do with him.

  • That is the dumbest way to get back at someone.
    Blue balls aren't even real. He can just finish himself later.

  • You're fucking kinky, i'd love to have hawt love making with you.

  • This type of revenge has only sense if you can prevent him from masturbation. E. G. By a chastity belt.

  • First thought, "good friend" - doesn't sound like one at all, never mind a good one lol

    I guess if you want to keep playing games, then do it. But it's just going to create more drama in your life at the very least. But maybe you want/like that? I'd just leave it alone myself.

  • Check out ruined orgasms and post orgasm torture (guys who are sensitive) I think this is what you're looking for..

  • "Vengeance is mine. I will repay," says the Lord.

    • Except god is not real

  • Typical hoe

    • Your mama.

  • Ignoring him and moving on is the best revenge. Being forgotten is most people's worst fear.

    • As much as I like the other answers, this one is the sobering the truth.