Are my "Rules for Blowjobs" reasonable?

Anonymous
These are my rules for blowjobs..

1. You have to lay back on the bed (no standing up, because I will not get on my knees)
2. You have to stay completely still (some movements are uncontrollable and that's okay)
3. Mouth isn't the same as a vagina, so you can't try to have sex with my mouth
4. No cumming on my mouth, face, or anywhere else on my body, except inside my vagina
5. If you accidentally cum on me, you have to clean it up by licking it off me
6. You have to tell me when you're going to cum, so I can take my mouth away , and point your penis away from me
7. No deepthroat, not unless I can stick my vibrator down your throat too
8. If you break any of my BJ rules, you will not get a BJ for one month, but you will still have to give me oral sex every time we have sex
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