What are your most embarrassing/awkward "caught in the act" stories?

[femmeme]

What are some of your embarrassing stories about you getting caught/catching someone during sex? I have a few, but by far the most awkward and painstakingly embarrassing one was when I was in the 9th grade and I was at my friends house. I was in her room giving this guy head and she was just sitting in the corner playing video games, not giving a fuck (lol) when her grandmother walked in on us. I was shirtless and I jumped at the guy and tried covering his dick and my boobs by laying across his lap. My friend's grandmother was like, "I want her out" and she started calling her husband who was asleep in the other room. The guy was like yeah, maybe I should go... and my friend and a few of our other friends that were there at the time left before her grandfather came out. Something we all still talk about to this day. What are some of your experiences?

[OldDinosaur]

At 2 am in the morning my girlfriends son (8) walked in on me and his mom during the "home stretch". The air conditioner was loud and I guess he couldn't hear us. More odd was we were in missionary and our butts and privates were perfectly lined up with the door. As the door opened I guess he heard me (balls) slamming into his mom and her yelling the x version of "f this kitty" he threw a toy at my butt yelling..."stop hurting me mommy". The toy missed it's mark and hit me right in the nuts. Worst nut pain I ever felt!

[NightWolfe]

I got all y'all topped

I got drunk with my sisters best friend then we started fking on my recently deceased grandfathers bed. I was drunk wasn't thinking I know bad me. Now my uncle hears us and made a big scene to the point that my grandfather's girlfriend came out of her room and not only did she indicate that didn't mind by saying "its not fling it's making love." But she then made the comment of "At least the bed is getting some action"

[SunSand]

Last year my roommate walked in on me going down on my boyfriend. I guess she didn't hear us and unlocked the door. He was naked, I wasn't quite yet. She quickly got what she needed, said sorry and skipped out of there quick. Really awkward, for everyone involved.

[relahvent]

I was about 17 years old and was over at my girlfriends house. Her parents weren't home but her two little brothers were. We waited until we were certain that they were sleep then obviously start messing around, and things got pretty rough. Eventually her four year old brother walks in and starts freaking out because he legitimately thinks I'm hurting his sister. He starts bawling his eyes out and everything.

[p0rtis26]

Good for the grandmother!!! Too bad you didn't learn your lesson.

[femmeme]

And what was the lesson?

[p0rtis26]

Well I think we will disagree, but essentially respect the owner's of the house that you are staying at enough not to be sucking some random guys dick.

[femmeme]

No, I completely agree. But there's not many other options when you're a freshman in high school. And also, how do you know I've done it after that? I could've easily learned my lesson.

[p0rtis26]

Yes it was an assumption, but based on the tone of your story and well your profile picture, I am going to make a educated guess, giving head to random guys is in your arsenal. Plus the fact once someone does something they tend to repeat their history unless truly changed or impacted. Am I wrong truthfully?

[p0rtis26]

an*...

[femmeme]

Truthfully, yes, you are wrong. That's why, after all, it is an assumption. He wasn't some "random" guy, he was my bf and it turned out to be long term. And I'm not going to even talk about my profile picture, because I already did two posts related to it. If you don't like it, oh well. Genuinely wish I gave even the slightest fraction of a fuck.

[p0rtis26]

And femmeme I am mainly speaking from personal experience because I too did something similar (and in my opinion a HUGE mistake) so understand I am honestly not trying to belittle you because I too am guilty of this. I was just sharing my strong stance.

[p0rtis26]

Well then I apologize I jumped to conclusions. I hope all goes well with your boyfriend.

[femmeme]

We're not together now. I'm with someone else.

[p0rtis26]

Oh ok, none the less I still hope all goes well.

[femmeme]

Nonetheless is one word lol. :P thanks, you too.

[p0rtis26]

Personally, I hate foolish sexual actions and so I take these type of scenarios very seriously because of the damage I see it cause both the people in the relationship and sometimes even the families. my opinion and I thought your profile pic was a bunny at first lol

[p0rtis26]

It's late, I am too tired to correct my grammatical errors, but thanks for enlightening me on my English fail.

[femmeme]

I thought you're pic was a dead guy being swept up by one of those trucks that pick up all the trash in dumps.

[femmeme]

Your*

[p0rtis26]

oh so basically I am trash =)

[femmeme]

You said it. ;)

[femmeme]

Cute trash though.

[p0rtis26]

I can take it, fair enough.