What would your reaction be if you caught your BF jerking off?

[beauch11]

When I was in college my GF lived in another city. She had already graduated and had moved. It was my birthday and I didn't have class that day so I was at home bored and horny, so I decided to put on some p*rn and take care of myself, especially since I didn't think I'd get to see my girl. Well I'm into a good tug session sitting on the floor of my room and I hear and see the door start to open. I had nothing to cover up with so I just said "hey get out" and as the door opened, there is my GF who had driven 3 hours to surprise me. She totally caught me with dick in hand with p*rn on. I was a little embarrassed, but luckily she had lingerie on under her coat and intended to have sex with me, which I was obviously ready for. She played it off and we had sex, but we broke up shortly after. What would your reaction be if you walked in on your BF masturbating?

[Anonymous]

I feel like if I walked in on him, I'd be kind of shocked at first (because I was not expecting it) but then probably really turned on. I'd most likely laugh because I'd feel a little embarrassed that I walked in on him, then probably shut off the p*rn and have sex with him. The only reason I'd shut the p*rn off is because we've never watched p*rn together yet, and it's something that I'd rather save for another time lol.

[Anonymous]

I'm an awkward girl and I've never had a bf... but if I did have a bf and I walked in on him masturbating I would do this.
*stares for a couple minites *
*looks at his his face* "Errrrr..."
*stares back down*
"Yeah, so uh I was uh wondering errrrrr if... why are you?"
Then I would just walk off and probably be a bit shy to talk to him for a few hours.

[Anonymous]

In your case i probably would have played it like your girlfriend did. I think it depends on what he's using, cause if my stuff (sheets, towels etc) is getting stains on it i won't be happy.

[beauch11]

It was my place and I wasn't using anything but my right hand, so she had nothing to worry about getting dirty!! So all these years I've been thinking it was kind of embarrassing, and according to most girls on here, she probably thought nothing of it.

[Opinion Owner]

Honestly the majority of girls assume your doing this like three times a day, it's no big deal. I mean there's always that surprise factor that throws some girls off for a second. But it's no big deal.

[Anonymous]

I'd like it and ask if he wanted me to help him out a little. Or I could join him so he's not embarrassed. Either way is fine with me.

[beauch11]

We went right into having sex. I just have always wondered if she thought it was weird or not?

[Opinion Owner]

She might have, but maybe she liked it. Some women do and some don't. It just depends.

[Arrowdynamics]

ROTFF LMAO!!! Dude, I couldn't stop laughing while reading this even after the 3x. Tears in my fucking eyes. Classic made for tv type shit. I think I would've had a small heart attack, went limp, and shit a brick at the same time. Thinks for sharing I needed a laugh.

[Arrowdynamics]

I meant thanks not thinks

[beauch11]

Glad I could help out!!! Haha! If there was a picture of the look on my face when I first saw her, I think it would have been like one of those pictures they take when you're on a roller coaster and they snap your picture when you fly by!!! Look or absolute terror/oh shit!!!

[decemberxblue]

I'd be uber embarrassed if my girl caught me, but I'm sure most girls would be turned on and give a helping hand. Maybe even watch.

[beauch11]

I was embarrassed. Obviously it's eight years later now and I still remember it, so I definitely felt a little weird about it!!

[Kinkylee32]

Ok what if you caught your bf dressed in your lingerie fucking his ass with your vibrator

[Anonymous]

I'd probably laugh on instinct and leave the room and not really care heh

[Anonymous]

"Stacey's mom she's got it going on..."

[Anonymous]

Well since my bf and i never use a conddom he always does it after sex to make sure he didn't cum inside of me. Then i satisfy him ;)

[thisGUYknows]

I think you're pushing your luck there little lady

[beauch11]

Wait, wait... So you guys have sex. Then he jerks off to make sure he didn't come in you? Then after he jerks off, you satisfy him? Ok few things wrong with this. One you would know if he came in you. Two, if he did, jerking off after isn't going to solve anything. Three, if he jerks off, why would he need to be satisfied? Maybe I misunderstood. Are you trying to say he doesn't cum in you, so after sex, you pleasure him?

[beauch11]

By the way, please use a condom. Pulling out or saying you're not going to come inside you is a horrible method of birth control. Guys whether they fully climax or not, have a little preejaculate that comes out that does contain semen. So you are basically playing Russian roulette and you are way to young to be getting pregnant. If you're going to have sex, for your sake, please have your BF wear a condom!!! You don't want to mess up your life!

[Anonymous]

I would be like... "and you didn't invite me"

[Anonymous]

I know this is irrelevant but why did you guys break up? If I saw my bf doing that it would probably turn me on.

[beauch11]

So it would turn you on? We had sex so maybe it did. To be totally honest I can't really remember the exact reason. It was eight years ago. We were living in two separate places and I think since she had graduated, even though I am older than her, she was ready to start a "real life" and since I was still in school, she wanted a guy that was either out of school and had a real job. Plus we had both cheated on each other a couple years before and that had been kind of a drag on our relationship.

[Opinion Owner]

The reason why I asked was because I mistakenly thought in your story you guys broke up right after having sex so I was confused. But yeah it would turn me on and if want to help him.

[Opinion Owner]

*i'd

[beauch11]

Yeah we had sex right after she walked in the room so I don't know how she felt about it, but it must not have been bad. We broke up like a month later, so I never really got to ask her what she thought when she walked in and saw me pulling one off. She had done it for me before while we were driving, but she had never caught me in the act by myself before.

[Anonymous]

I'd help him out

[beauch11]

She had done it for me before, but never walked in while I was doing it on my own.

[Opinion Owner]

and I would still help him out