Sweety, all that's needed here is some counseling with...
an etiquette teacher!
She'll teach you some etiquette of course
but more importantly SOCIAL SKILLS
so you'll be MUCH better equipped to deflect - like a kickboxer - such leading questions & secret assumptions that gossips lover to practice.
For instance, your answer to ANY question on this black eye is NOT to answer it directly but instead,
say I AM LEARNING & TRAINING IN THE THAT ART OF KICKBOXING, so I can be with my loving husband. Eventually, only our close friends will be allowed to PRY out WHO did it. IF close friends, they should be able to handle social prying by others in a proper way.
This Pandora's Box you opened by stepping into their traps now compromises your husband's career, promotions and feeds jealousy among those too lazy to train as boxers. Although lying is bad & causes too much storytelling to follow, withholding evidence to strangers is BETTER than telling the truth in such an sophomoric way and kill his deal = your future quality of life that he's training SO HARD to improve & impress you, care for you. UGH
Now my bashing is over, what to do to heal all this?
To each & every person you've poisoned with this "truth",
you will happen upon some day.
If you can do the following instructions only in passing, OK but see if you can take them aside
as if to convey more gossip in confidence... over coffee, et al.
and begin telling them all about your new passion = kickboxing
all the favorite things about it, the struggles, rewards and how in love with hubby you are, now able to be closer to him, how devastated he was that day when his training punch went wild, how you had to beg him not to quit training you over that.0 0 0 0Well, I am thinking of three ways, maybe one of them will work.
1- You guys were trying to go kinky and you hit something accidentally
2- You can start with saying that you live in rough area so there was someone you got in fight with and you got punched but thankfully you got rescued by your husband. (I think it's not lie as you were actually punched by someone which turns out to be your husband and he must have apologized you after punching you so there you go=truth)
3- You were trying to learn kick boxing and got hit.
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tell them that you started kickboxing.
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0 8You don't even need to say your husband did it. At the very least don't open with that... tell them you got it while kickboxing- the truth.
0 0 0 0Just tell them "Martial arts practice. It doesn't always go to plan, but you're not giving it up".
0 0 0 0Ok, here's what you say. "I was trying to take some self-defense classes and stupidly thought my face would be the best thing I could use to block a punch". No more, no less.
2 2 0 0I think explaining it like how you did in your first paragraph will suffice. it was a training exercise and accidents happen.
0 0 0 0well I did but as I said people then just go to assume I was raped or attacked. It's obviously big news here
You must live in a really small town or something, nobody would care in the city.
0 0 0 0My honey was giving me trading exercise to defend and well I made a sloppy move and got a gift.
0 0 0 0Thats the demonization of guys nowadays, first thing that jumps to mind is that he must be shit kicking you, not that it was an accident or whatever.
0 0 0 0Why tell the story, when you KNOW people aren't listening to you when you talk?
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