Are rape jokes funny? are FGM jokes funny? there you will get the real answer to this question my friends and now where are the feminists when you need them? they sure do think its a harmless joke when a mans penis gets cut off and say its negligible. BUT WANT A STORM over a top notch scientist wearing a shirt thats marketed by a company and make him cry and say its not negligible. the irony. oh because its so sexist and feminism is about equality. YEAH RIGHT KEEP THAT WAY MAY BE ONE DAY FAIRIES WILL FLY OUT OF MY ASS AND TELL YOU THAT ITS FUNNY. HAHAHA.
0 0 0 0*KEEP THINKING THAT WAY*
I'd break up with a girl If she ever said that to me. There nothing funny about it. Yes cheating is horrible but it by no means justifies cutting a guys dick off.
0 3 0 0I'm glad nobody has ever left me for a joke.
@bubble_tea "It was a half jokingly half serious"
I'm glad all those jokes told among guys about women belonging in the kitchen and making you sandwiches are all not serious at all.
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Ahahahaha don't worry, man. I'm 99.9% sure she won't cut off your penis if you cheat ^^
0 0 0 0Lol my sister tells her husband that all the time >_< too fucking far in my opinion
0 1 0 0I think this joke is normal.. unless she's Thai, you have nothing to worry about.
0 1 0 0That's why I fucking hate Asian women. I hope they get nuked one day, fucking sadistic fucks, even cook their own dogs while they're alive.
But boiling lobster alive is okay though.
Lobsters are invertebrates they don't have emotions. They're just robots with a central nervous system. Absolutely nothing like dogs.
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5 5I think you two have issues other than maybe possibly cheating in the future..,
1 0 0 0this isn't reddit?
1 0 0 1No I don't believe so.
haha... chill out dude... my girl often threats me that she ll put my balls in a lemon squeezer and she ill crush it if i cheat her... these are normal thing how a girl can feel a supremacy over guys... but they won't do it actually... most most girls threaten guys whit our junk... many of my female friends too tell that for fun...
1 0 0 0You're one of the two funny guys here it seems xD
Ok never mind
0 0 0 0be careful while sleeping
avoid bjs for now0 0 0 0Exactly, she may 'spasm' and bite it off :L Yikes! haha
Jokingly tell her that if she ever makes that joke again you'll cut off her clitoris and stitch her vagina shut. She should find that amusing assuming she isn't a complete hypocrite...
0 0 0 0These girls answers are gross. They wouldn't like it if I said if you cheat I'll chop your boobs off and cut your clitoris off
0 0 0 0Honestly, I would laugh because unlike you, I have a sense of humor, and maybe unlike you, I'm not scared because I won't cheat anyway.
It's a gross thing to say regardless.
So don't cheat? Lol
0 0 0 3Beat her at her own game! Cut your own dick off. See how she likes the idea of you being dickless then.
3 0 0 1yeah great idea you gotta do this
I joke like that with my husband too. I say I'll cut his dick off in his sleep and nail it to the wall.
It's a way for her to vent her self consciousness about you cheating.0 0 0 2I'm not sure if I have it in me, but if God forbid any woman cuts off my penis I hope I do have the courage to rip her face to shreads and not just sit in a corner and cry with self pity.
I wouldn't actually do it. haha I'm not that psycho. I would just leave and never look back. Leave him to live with his decision like any woman with dignity would do. I wouldn't take what she said personally. If you really didn't like it, tell her so.
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