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Comment your best , worst, funniest, dirtiest pick up lines?

okay everyone! post the greatest / most random weirdest pick up lines you've got / heard.

comment your best , worst, funniest, dirtiest pick up lines ?


Comment your best , worst, funniest, dirtiest pick up lines?


I'm pretty hungry, and you've got a nice sausage.
Vote A
I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.
Vote B
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
Vote C
Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.
Vote D
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock
Vote E
Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine!
Vote F
Dementors make you cold, and want to steal your soul, but if someone wants to pick me up by using a reference to one of my most favourite things on earth, i'm fine with that. even if they are wrong!
Vote G
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Most Helpful Girls

  • I have never heard a good pick up line yet , but the following have been said on me:

    " I am wearing no socks and the boxers to match"

    ". Can i have your friends mobile number, just so i can ring her in the morning to tell her where are"

    " Excuse me, do you have some change, just so i can ring your mam to tell her you are sleeping at mine"

  • Best- Kiss me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?
    Worst- Will you be my girlfriend? i'll give you the d later
    Funniest- My love for you is like diarrhoea I can't hold it in
    Dirtiest- Hi I'm andy wanna play with my woody?

    I can guarantee if anyone used any of those other then the first one I'd beat the shit out of them :)

  • Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

    or this guy
    https://i.imgur.com/hb9pjDw.gif

    • WOOOOOO!

Most Helpful Guys

  • received or given?

    never given, but once i received sth that it MIGHT b a pick line basically... a girl ask me "is yer name anthony?"... i just said "tsk" and left...

    kinda silly if u ask me o_O

  • "you are hot that you make lava melt." "what do you need the lighter for, ligt the cigarette with your body" "if beauty was gold you'd be my treasure"

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Funniest- I had a boy tell me "Damn girl, that ass is so fine, I can't believe you poop with that thing!"
    Worst- I thought of this as a joke, I doubt anyone in their right mind would try to use it but... "I've already got STDs all I need is U to make me a stud."

    • oh wow that's horrible (second one)

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  • I'm no PUA.

  • "Hey baby, I wanna kiss you and slobbr all over those big lips of yours." (insert your response) "I wasn't talking about the ones on your face."

  • Never approached someone with any pick up lines or in general also i don't approach unknown females.

  • Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
    Have you ever gotten an Australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under.

  • I lost my phone number can I get yours? LAME

    • Or "I lost my virginity, can I have yours?" horrible...

  • I once witnessed a guy bowl up to this girl, she asked him what his name was and he opened with "I wanna do you in the brown!" I died. lol

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