I obviously wouldn't intentionally do anything to embarrass a guy that had a noticeable erection in public or elsewhere, but I do have to admit that I find the sight of a stick poking out from a person's crotch humorous solely because it's silly looking to begin with. I was camping with one of my ex-boyfriends one time and due to limited sleeping arrangements we had to share a rather small and cramped tent. We had never slept together, like literally slept together, and we'd hardly made it past the "feeling around while kissing" stage at the time, so it was a bit of a jump to suddenly be sleeping basically with full-body contact with someone that I'd only been with for a few weeks at the longest. Anyway, it got stupid hot in the tent and we both ended up ditching our blankets and unnecessary outerwear, leaving me in a sports bra and spandex "boy shorts" like I would wear to the gym and him in just his boxers since all he had otherwise was unbearably hot jeans and long pants. At various points in the night when I'd wake up to roll over or something, I'd notice something "poking" me around my abdomen or thigh area that didn't seem like a hand or flashlight, if you know what I mean, but I didn't mind since I knew he couldn't help it and I wasn't a virgin at the time, anyway. The next morning, though, we both woke up at about the same time and I noticed something I hadn't been able to see in the dark of the night... His dick as actually sticking through the hole in his boxer shorts, and boy was he embarrassed. He quickly tried to cover it up with something, but everything was outside the tent, and I could tell he was turning a bright shade of red, so I tried my best to calm him down. I told him that I was familiar with the concept of morning wood and that I had no problem with it whatsoever. He eventually expressed his concerns about "getting it down", though, so before he could explain what I knew he was going to explain anyway (i. e. that "getting it down" could take a while unless he jerked off and/or went to the bathroom, as this is what I've learned is generally true from other boyfriends), I simply interrupted him and used this perfect opportunity to take our relationship to the next step more naturally. I told him that he didn't have to explain anything to me as I pulled the tent flaps shut, pulled his boxers down, pulled my bra off, and, well, proceeded to help him with "getting it down" the best that I could... All in all, it was the first time I'd actually experienced seeing a guy with an UNWANTED erection, even though I'd seen plenty of, well, I guess INTENTIONAL (?) erections before, and it was at the very least an awkward situation at first, and probably more so for him than for me since I simply found it a mix of attractive and humorous, while he probably thought he was going to have to explain to me how he wasn't jerking off or touching me while I slept and all of the other things that girls sometimes think morning wood comes from. I know that trying to hide an unwanted boner is embarrassing and difficult for guys, and it's not really fair that I can be horny pretty much any time I want and unless I'm wearing see-through white skin-tight shorts without underwear in broad daylight, pretty much nobody is going to have any clue that I'm soaking wet down there and hornier than a family of rhinos, so that's not really fair for guys. In this case, though, we had been trying to move to the next step in our relationship anyway and couldn't find a time that felt "right" to take that step, but I know an opportunity when I see one, and it looks like a stiff penis in a pup tent if you ask me.
0 2 0 0If it's someone I personally know I'd probably cover them up so they wouldn't be embarrassed, otherwise I might just laugh and walk away.
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I am usually cautious when it comes to erections. I usually wake up early and before my parents or anyone else is awake and one of the reasons is to hide the morning wood. And when i am outside i usually have a backpack and in such situations i put on my lap while sitting. Even though my choice of trousers makes it really hard to be seen.
0 0 0 0i've been caught in a speed date and she thought it was so hot we fucked in the bathroom
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Lucky for you.
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0 2Yes got caught with erection on balcony by stepdaughter
0 0 0 0Again, caught by my sister. Morning woodi situation. She just asked if it hurt me.
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