How many times have you masturbated in your life?

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Just an approximate guess :D
Since I'm 15 or so I do it pretty much daily on average... I started with 11 or 12

so that's 12.5 * 365 + 4 * 52 = 4562,5 + 208 = ~4770 times 😂

if you imagine how many time you have "wasted" doing it... 😱

I know, I know...

 
BUT IT'S FOR SCIENCE!!!

Whoooooooooo · Accepted Answer

Lets do the math
I started doing it when I was 12, so that gives us 11 years of spanking the monkey.
on average I do it about 3 times a day (haven't paddled the pickle in a while but decided to share since TMI is pretty much out the window)
12 x 3 x 365 = 13,140 times... WOW I could have had my own army of Spartans by now

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AceMacCoy91 · Accepted Answer

Seriously guys? More than 10,000 times? You've wasted more than Thirty-Five DAYS of your lives beating the meat. And that's only factoring in five minutes per session. Since the time it takes gets progressively longer to reach climax, it gets closer and closer to wasting MONTHS or even YEARS if you continue at that rate. Just think about that fact, please.

WhatTheHellAmy · Accepted Answer

Can you do the math for me? XD

I started at 12.

At that age I used to do it like 5 times a week.
At 13 like 6 times a week.
At 14 like 9 times a week.
At 15 like 10 times a week.
Now, like 8 times a week.

Thanks baby ^.^ I'm too lazy, sorry XD

mskay · Accepted Answer

Maths is my worst subject ever. No idea and never would I be bothered to count it.

MissNowhere · Accepted Answer

A shitload is a number, right?

VictorCroftczech · Answer

Like, a jillion times.

Betwyn · Answer

I'm just going to assume the high water mark

Thor696 · Answer

You want a number that will scare the shit out of you?

My wife and I have been married for 30 years and we tried the other day to figure out how many times we've had sex together. We figured that 3 times a week was the best average number we could come up with.

And it comes to 4,680 times we've done the "wild thing". And this doesn't include the 8 months we lived together in sin.

Porter21 · Answer

I started masturbating when I was 9 so about 19,500 times! I started ejaculating when I was 12 so about 18,300 times I have came! I have no intentions of slowing down! I love to masturbate it feels so good to cum!

dwarfgiraffe · Answer

Seriously? 😨

Homicidal_Queen · Answer

Tbh only about 6 or 7 times xD

Transigence · Answer

About 14,965 to my estimation.

archiz · Answer

I lost track man

NydusinExpo · Answer

I have been doing it since I was around 10- 11 at varying frequencies so... yeah.

douride2 · Answer

No one said we were supposed to keep track.

Richards-00 · Answer

Man I never keep count of it I know it's probably 100.000 times. From 14ys to 30yrs. what can I say I have a healthy sex life

Blueeyes81 · Answer

Probably around 5000.

clampfan101 · Answer

Doing some actual math, and rounding to the nearest 1000, I'd say roughly 8000 times. (loling at self, always using math for such things. 🤓)

Hercules073 · Answer

Too much to count so I went with >10000

sexcrazy1 · Answer

your age times around 42, then you might get close to the total number of times I masturbated until now.

Maxemeister · Answer

An average of 2 times a day… started at 11, but only 1x a day then… 365(5) = 1825 times in my life for 15 years old.

Noxifer626 · Answer

I started at 11, doing it about once a week until I was 12, so that's 52. Then I did it about twice a week until I was 13. So that's 104+52=156 And I did it about every day since then. So 156+365=521.